hi im going to tell you a story

[center]TARA REID[/center]

about my day because this man united - dynamo game is very boring and ive run out of things to click on on the "dear admins please!" whinenal.

so i woke up (how exciting is my life already!!) and bathed my beautiful self by 9.34am. I went upstairs and dodged my cat's attempts to claw me on the stairs. we drove to the tube, i got on the train next to a chinaman, and searched for the latest guardian football weekly podcast on my ipod, but it seemed my mind was playing tricks on me because the latest on was from monday :(

then i got into college, with my hair looking a little silly, and got into the art room because i had no printing to do in photography upstairs. this guy nick was there edit, man united 1-0 pique scored tevez not active = not offside die andy gray so yeah we were the only people there and just spent 2 hours listening to Oasis and The Wombats :o) (Vinyl you're missing out!)

the next hour i had free but i needed to do work because my economics teacher is a really old man who is uber set in his ways, and is getting extremely disgruntled with my lack of weekly homework (im doing 4 A2s, im allowed some lebrensraum ok). the library was locked so we went to the pc library where most of my hour was absorbed by very aggressive Jetman challenges - a very addictive game!

in all honesty i have little or no recollection of economics however we shall say i spent a lot of it thinking of this girl called touloula, who i met yestersday. she looks a lot like lauren laverne, but with a bigger fringe. and we all know that fringe = minge. i shall provide updates.

then i remembered i had an england croatia ticket to give to someone so i went outside and the lolol 2-nil united, SCHALKE thing went so quick so now me and jimbo (die hard west ham fan and cockney) are going to watch the game at wembley. but. if russia dont draw or lose at israel 4 days before it'll be pretty pointless :(

so then i had some time to play pool, the day before i had got my cue tip from home and owned with it, today we went downstairs to find some cockfag had broken both cues, but i still won with a stump - ignore sexual connotations! after getting home from a ridiculously quiet tube i had to go fill up my moped with petrol because my family always leave it open and now i am here watching the united game and putting off doing a history essay which fills me with... well i just dont feel like doing it. its for tomorrow

"its pretty much a done deal says mr gray. he knows, he frogging knows.