YO MOMMA

by ISEN • 8 Nov 2007, 21:32 • Journals
isen-favo:
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince




snail-favo:
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. HAHA
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Comments
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OLBAA 8 Nov 2007, 21:32
"HAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA"
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Steven Seagal 8 Nov 2007, 21:35
wilmer vanderada is soooo cool X_X
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huumeantti 8 Nov 2007, 21:47
not actually funny but ok for people who get pleased by low jokes fast
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RazZaH 8 Nov 2007, 21:49
yo mama is so fat that she makes "peep" while going bacwards.
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Leppii 8 Nov 2007, 21:56
Your mother is so fat she goes to Mac Donalds and gets a groupdiscount
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