What the fuck..

I work at a DVD rental shop/internet cafe (http://www.mb24.co.uk) and one of my jobs, is to look after the net cafe and make sure no one looks at any really "graphic" material. I don't mean someone giving head or a girl getting spit-roasted, I mean like people cutting themselves then pooping on each other afterwards.

Anyway, the cafe was dead a few hours ago, as the football is on. So one guy (in his 40's maybe) walked in and asked to use a computer. He was wearing a posh suite and carried an expensive looking briefcase, so I thought nothing of it originally. It sounds bad but you can usually tell who's weird when they come into use a net cafe :P.

So the guy sat down and started surfing. Within 30 seconds, I noticed that he loaded some nasty page with people eating poo and men fucking each other. He was the only one in the cafe as well and we're only allowed to throw people off if there are other people in the cafe, sitting next to him. So I couldn't do anything and had to just let him use the computer.

Ironically enough, this computer is in plain sight for me (from my desk), so it's hard not to occasionally catch a glimpse of that monitor D:

Human curiosity being as it is, I was forcing myself to look away but as time passed I felt the urge to look for longer and longer. I'm not normally into looking at men eat each others poo or raping each other but I couldn't help myself.

DOES THIS MAKE ME GAY? D:
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that is erm







ROFL ASK HIM IF HE WANTS TO TRY THE SAME WITH YOU!?
definately
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i lol'd
Bi-Curious
No, it just makes you Scottish. ;P
I didn't ask him what sites he was looking at, I was trying to hide my massive erection too much. D:
Parent
I got a boner by just reading this story. I don't think I could've controlled myself if I were in your position. RESTECPA!
good to know I'm not the only one with those feelings!
Parent
you got any nice sites about it that I can check out?
Parent
hmm, toch niet mijn ding :<
Parent
Je gaat me toch niet vertellen dat je op 1 van die links heb geklikt he?:D
Parent
dat ga ik je idd niet vertellen :DDD
Parent
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Parent
nothin' special : D
I'll post more journals like this then.
Parent
maybe i get a same job in december, I am afraid of weird ppl now, thank you : D
Parent
Don't be afraid of them, embrace them! You never no, you may get the luxury of someone leaving a "Cleveland Steamer" on your chest. ;D
Parent
What is Cleveland Steamer ?
Parent
A poo/turd/shit.
Parent
hahaha xDDD
nice read :DD
plz I am eating breakfast. I just lost my apetite :<
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