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Wtf if I wud see that irl I'd freak out ;/

hmm help me pls my sarcasm-0-meter is broken so I don't know if this is sarcastic even though WTF IT WAS AS FUCKING BIG AS A TENNIS BALL :<

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dude, I'm not being sarcastic, I have anarchofobia (or smth lioke that) too, those fucking spiders freak me out even when they are fucking tiny :s

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oh :< i feel sorry for you i mean i dont like them but luckily i have no "illness" and that's why i can kill them even though its so fucking disgusting :o

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I'm always afraid even when I hold a book to kill them, the I'm like wtf if he gets mad or smth ^^

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xD nice ... I have this "illness" that I can't use the lift you know? When the door closes, I'm fucking afraid and that's why I'm always taking the stairs since its impossible for me to use the lift coz when i was around 7 or something like that we got stuck in the elevator and it was fucking scary coz no one answered and we were rescued after 1 hour :<<<<<

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claustrophobia, that's a commonly known disease, I personally I'm glad I don't have that, living in a flat xD

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yeah xD good for you but bad for me :<

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UMFG BITE IT OR SUMTHNG

omfg already killed it with my hoover xD but wtf next time i'm gonna put it in a bag an send it to so you can eat or bite it or do both : D

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ITS JUST THT HE WANTS TO BITE J00 SO J00 GOTTA BITE IT BAKC FIRST

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and then I'm singing

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST OH YEAH

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U killed him? bub, that rly bad sign. Now his friends will come and they do bad things with u :>

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noes pls as long as they dont come from poland where they are even bigger than this one :-/ but NP I'm gonna call N1ckV coz we are like ZE SPIDERZ FLAMERZ and we get highest XP ever reached in flaming spiderz if they are coming :P

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Lol there was a bigger one in my house once :<

It was uber fast , but my shoe was slightly faster tho

well done but you know screenshot or it didn't happen mate : <

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:p

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I have eye-witnesses ^^

Btw it was to fast to take a screenshot :<

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i hate them once there was a spider and it was nearly as big as this one and i tried to take a photo and then i JUMPED i was like WTF SPIDERZ CAN JUMP ? OO but luckily me and my hoover are too pro for spiders so i killed it even though it had some nice trickjumpskills :D

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Lol the big spider I had was able to crawl under the door :S

I had it closed up in the bathroom but it got out rofl >.<

It was hiding behind the tv then

He had like noclip , but still i killed him when he disabled his godmode :d

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xD n1 lol'd irl but really lets be serious spiders aren't supposed to grow that big where i live because what do they eat when they're that big? dogs,birds or cats maybe ? I mean common seriously why do they always get in my house and not in the house of somebody else : < btw friend of mine got his whole house full of dead slaters and I've never seen even one of them here :< Ah nvm I'm talking extremly bullshit atm so let's come to a conclusion:

FUCKING SPIDERS ARENT FUCKING SUPPOSED TO LIVE WHERE I LIVE AND IF SO , THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BECOME THAT FUCKING BIG or they scare the shit out of me : <

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Lets build some flamethrowers then

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gogo I'll support you and then we are like ZE SPIDERZ FLAMERZ and we get like 1920348102938 $ coz we are like GET FLAMED NOOBZ SPIDERZ and the hot chicks are like YAY THANKS HERE YOU GET YOUR 120938102938 MILLIONS AND COME FUCK ME !11 and we are like THANK YOU XFIRE you made it possible :o

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Ill build a radar so we can find all zhe spiders

Btw : great news , its raining aka drown spiders drown! mwhaahahaaha :D

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we even have a storm warning here coz of mass rain and a fucking heavy storm. Even though I hate spiders im afraid a old tree ( around 70 years old :/ ) will break and fall into my house and it's like 5metres away so I'm probably gonna die. If I don't reply to you within the next hour KILL THOSE FUCKING SPIDERZ ALONE AND GIVE THEM SHIT from me too :<

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Oke , ill first burn that tree :D

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haha :< not that funny mate coz I <3 U but you are like haha I'm abusing him :< YOU.. YOU... erm you ... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE !11

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A hitler but instead of killing jews I kill spiders ?

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xD oh man I seriously lol'd about that xD fucking nice can't stop lauging gimme a sec xD

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K , ill go to the bathroom

If I see some spiders I will let my cat eat them :)

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my dog eats spiders + flies + some other small animals :X But he was scared of this big spider so i had to kill it myself :<

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u shouldnt say that. especialy not today.

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whats so special about today?

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http://www.xfire.be/?x=journal&mode=item&id=41525

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k so we won't say anything about hitler today even though he was one of the funniest guys ever in history. ( Not like you think but what he thought about ARIER and that they had to be big,blue eyed and have blond hairs while he was small,ill and had brown hairs :X )

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[dutch]Wapenstilstand[/dutch]

Dont know how to say it in English

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then say it in german Waffenstillstand ;>

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yep , irl-printscreen button or it never happend .

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so? maybe i am a nerd and i call photos screenshots? :o

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sorry i'm 633|<

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lol, spiders freak me out...even if they are small!
they are fast, have sick eyes, they make webs and last and surely NOT least the 2 fucking things with which they sting you :X

same here but I have no problem with letting little spiderlings live. I put them on a paper and throw them outside but this fucking huge monster just got killed by my hoover while I was shouting: TAKE THIS BITCH !!11

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i let little spiders live but however they do have a functionality they should be that big :X u should've filmed it tbh :D

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flamed*

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sadist :>

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Our pull out his legs , they still move even tho they are out of his body ;DD

Btw : Use deodarant and a [dutch] brikee [/dutch] to create your Spider-Flamethrower ^^

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Sadist :>

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haha :P didn't knew they still moved! funny thing is when u burn the back of the body of a [dutch]kruisspin[/dutch] it will explode!

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Yesh!

I used to burn ants with a [dutch]vergrootglas[/dutch] and the sun :DD

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xD next time I'm gonna film it and sell it to hollywood like arac attack or whatever the film was called :P

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ahhaha omg! thats just a normal spider, and his size also is normal. In poland we call them Katniki, and that spider never beat [edit* BITE! si i am nub xD] u, so u can just take him in ur hands:)

check this one <3
my friend is rly scared of him^^
http://picasaweb.google.pl/fasoolka/Various/photo#5124700846617867090

didn't knew spiders could 'beat' some1

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:DDDD

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i am nub! :F

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haha nP :> just found it a bit funny

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like always:( poooor me. buba

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lol don't be so harsh on urself :~>

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Aha so we finnaly discovered where those fucking spiders are coming from..

Poland again >.<

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buba!

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that's like small :o

OMFG WTF HOLY CRAP BIGGEST SPIDER EVER!!!!

Creepy. :(

I hate those fucking things :P
I know they are harmless... but my inner instinct tells me to stay away from them :D

same :P

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its a normal housespider...
picture; (not taken by me btw...)
image: 20040324%20010

"k" a "normal" housespider and how big is a fucking "big" housespider? As big as my dog or what? xD

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U know how many thats spiders are in ur home? around 20. And even more bigger than this one which u photographied. But all of them are not dangerous, so stop be so scary of one, small spider :)

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I know that they are harmless but wtf if I think about my sleeping and a fucking big spider is walking on my face or even in my mouth I'm getting awake because of that is like a fucking nightmare to me so I'm killing every spider I see :P

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haha u knoww, I will say now, smth what just make us cry^^ u know how many spiders average man eating at night, per his whole life? smth around 18 - 20
Sound scary - huh?:P

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scary and extremly disgusting :X I just don't wanna think about it :o but hey nice thank you now I won't sleep at night >.<-.-

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np for me:)

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ofc not for you but for me :<

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goddamnit Fasolka pls don't say that or I will kill myself irl plspls I hate spiders and I hate it more if I have a spider in my mouth :x

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spiders longer then 1 cm should be exterminated

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1000124912840912% agree

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i've seen a bigger 1 when i was taking a shower :DD it was in zeh curtain :<

oh noes this would be the total overkill imo I would not shower for at least 3 days or something like that if I'd seen it in zeh curtain :<

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Where did it bite you and why did you scream like that ? :D

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:)))))))) i was like W T F? ARE YOU LOOKING ME MASTURBATE?!

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you guys have seen the movie "Arachnafobia"??? :P

when i see a spider i like to smash it with everything on my sight

it's funny, because I noticed 3 of those in a period of 1 week like 2 weeks ago. About that size but the last one I found was even bigger.

That you have spiders in your house means it's clean or smth like that, I know it's positive. But I don't leave my clothes on the floor very often now though.

Btw a cat ate the biggest spider after my mom captured it and took it threw it outside -_-

nice cat xD

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XD

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lol i've seen bigger ones before.. + i had one like that one inside my pc omfg :f

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