Santa...what have you done?
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5 Dec 2007, 21:45
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Journals
Recently I was passed something a friend of mine posted on his ignored blog, and It inspired me, or should I say helped me realize why were running out of fossil fuels, and just exactly who is to blame.
Source: http://www.acksaw.com/
As you can see, Acksaw raises the point that naughty children are given coal by Santa and that we are running out of coal as well as other fossil fuels. But, unintentionally it may be, Acksaw has uncovered the reason why we are without coal!
Naughty children, we all know them, we all dislike them. And so does Saint Nick, I cant imagine what its like to get a piece of coal for Christmas, I imagine its perhaps the worst gift you could ever get, Its more a burden than a gift, I mean all it does is get you dirty! So back to naughty children, we see them everyday, some of the unlucky ones among you may even live with one or more, or have naughty children of your very own, they are everywhere.
Now imagine, every time you see a child act in a naughty manner he or she goes on the naughty list, now imagine how many pieces of coal that comes to if you take every naughty child in the world and you give each one a piece of coal.
Wow, now that’s allot of coal right? Santa should put himself on the naughty list!
Now don’t panic, I know most of you are thinking "Cupper this is terrible! what can we do it stop it?" and "We should kill Santa!". But there’s a far simpler solution to it all.
All we need to is find a replacement burden that Santa can give naughty children instead of coal and we may be able to help prevent the earths fossil fuels from running out for years to come.
If you have any possible suggestion for something new, please post it here, and do your bit to save the earth!
Possible alternatives:
Old Batteries
Solar panels
ASBO's
Banana peals
Methane
Slavery
Source: http://www.acksaw.com/
As you can see, Acksaw raises the point that naughty children are given coal by Santa and that we are running out of coal as well as other fossil fuels. But, unintentionally it may be, Acksaw has uncovered the reason why we are without coal!
Naughty children, we all know them, we all dislike them. And so does Saint Nick, I cant imagine what its like to get a piece of coal for Christmas, I imagine its perhaps the worst gift you could ever get, Its more a burden than a gift, I mean all it does is get you dirty! So back to naughty children, we see them everyday, some of the unlucky ones among you may even live with one or more, or have naughty children of your very own, they are everywhere.
Now imagine, every time you see a child act in a naughty manner he or she goes on the naughty list, now imagine how many pieces of coal that comes to if you take every naughty child in the world and you give each one a piece of coal.
Wow, now that’s allot of coal right? Santa should put himself on the naughty list!
Now don’t panic, I know most of you are thinking "Cupper this is terrible! what can we do it stop it?" and "We should kill Santa!". But there’s a far simpler solution to it all.
All we need to is find a replacement burden that Santa can give naughty children instead of coal and we may be able to help prevent the earths fossil fuels from running out for years to come.
If you have any possible suggestion for something new, please post it here, and do your bit to save the earth!
Possible alternatives:
Old Batteries
Solar panels
ASBO's
Banana peals
Methane
Slavery
lol
Gotta love the UK.
We should kill Santa!
so we have to think about something easier and cheaper with radioactive effects.
I think that Chernobyl still has some of it left so maybe a nice trip to Ukraine would be a possibility ?
And it's recycling as well, so we help the world !