Santa...what have you done?

Recently I was passed something a friend of mine posted on his ignored blog, and It inspired me, or should I say helped me realize why were running out of fossil fuels, and just exactly who is to blame.

QuoteDear Santa.

Holidays are coming, holidays are coming..

So, I was thinking. Coal.
Kids are always (Or at least when I grew up) told that if they mis-behaved they would get coal for Christmas… We are running out of coal.. What will the naughty kids get then? Solar panels? Used batteries?

Source: http://www.acksaw.com/

As you can see, Acksaw raises the point that naughty children are given coal by Santa and that we are running out of coal as well as other fossil fuels. But, unintentionally it may be, Acksaw has uncovered the reason why we are without coal!

Naughty children, we all know them, we all dislike them. And so does Saint Nick, I cant imagine what its like to get a piece of coal for Christmas, I imagine its perhaps the worst gift you could ever get, Its more a burden than a gift, I mean all it does is get you dirty! So back to naughty children, we see them everyday, some of the unlucky ones among you may even live with one or more, or have naughty children of your very own, they are everywhere.

Now imagine, every time you see a child act in a naughty manner he or she goes on the naughty list, now imagine how many pieces of coal that comes to if you take every naughty child in the world and you give each one a piece of coal.

Wow, now that’s allot of coal right? Santa should put himself on the naughty list!

Now don’t panic, I know most of you are thinking "Cupper this is terrible! what can we do it stop it?" and "We should kill Santa!". But there’s a far simpler solution to it all.

All we need to is find a replacement burden that Santa can give naughty children instead of coal and we may be able to help prevent the earths fossil fuels from running out for years to come.

If you have any possible suggestion for something new, please post it here, and do your bit to save the earth!


Possible alternatives:

Old Batteries
Solar panels
ASBO's
Banana peals
Methane
Slavery
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I didn't do anything
thank you for christmas present (your cfg) i have been looking for exactly this graphics for like 2 years or so
Parent
We should use excrements (methane fuel?) and it would also continue the "getting dirty by your gift" tradition!
Who is Acksaw and what does he do?
QuoteASBO's


lol
It's hilarious how the majority of UK youths seem to take pride in gathering up ASBO's.

Gotta love the UK.
Parent
Cupper this is terrible! What can we do to stop it?
We should kill Santa!
I think slavery is the way to go.
May I ask what a "ASBO" is?

image: asbo
anti-social behaviour order
they should give santa a cookie
fart in bottles and save it for warming up the yorkshire puddings....
<3 Yorkshire puddings
Parent
first I thought uranium but then I noticed it would come a bit expensive.
so we have to think about something easier and cheaper with radioactive effects.
I think that Chernobyl still has some of it left so maybe a nice trip to Ukraine would be a possibility ?
And it's recycling as well, so we help the world !
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