I thought...

by sock • 8 Dec 2007, 21:01 • Journals
I'd reached the pit of social activity when I started gaming instead hanging out with friends, or whatever it is normal people do, but there's a guy in my tutorial who, in the most earnest way possible, refers to himself exclusively as "The one".

An example:

"What did you get in that test? The one got 55%"

I don't have the heart to tell him he sounds like a prick, which is fortunate, since I get to make "Is there a spoon?" jokes instead.

Anyone else find that their perception of the normal to fucktard ratio was grossly inaccurate once they got to uni?
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:02
dont think
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:02
I'm guessing that's a philosophy you adhere to strictly.
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:04
yup it is,

it makes me stressfree :D try it, it works
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:06
Hey, this is pretty fun, but why do I suddenly have the urge to listen to maroon five?
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:09
I have no idea, maybe because im not thinking

BUT

u shouldnt listen to your urges its bad!
I got the urge to kill alot of people so i dont listen to it because if i did listen i wouldbe in jail and couldnt be spamming here on crossfire or eat propperly etc..We cant let that happen can we
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:10
You would only be in jail if you're too stupid to do it decently.
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:11
Rhand pls go aply for a new CB job
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:13
They don't deserve me.
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:14
No one does your to good for this world
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:16
No one does. You're too good for this world.

I corrected your sentence so it's understandable for everyone.

And oh so true !
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:18
no need for english class mister rhand

besides your from belgium learn to pronounce dutch pls
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:19
Nothing wrong with our dutch.
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:21
you cant even call it dutch tbh its sounds more like uhm...
well uhmm...
something from outer space
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:23
Pretty funny considering the fact that Dutch was spoken for the first time (actually we should say written) in Flanders.
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:28
oh noes, smart boy detected!!

Im off for food u owned me :)
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sybren1000 8 Dec 2007, 22:51
Actually, Dutch was spoken for the first time in Germany (toenmalig Nederduits genoemd) because of the west-german language-movement, which also explains the non-pronounced and non-stressed syllables.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 22:58
Considering the fact it's belgium vs netherland that's irrelevant.
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sybren1000 8 Dec 2007, 23:02
Still your statement of Dutch being spoken for the first time in Belgium is wrong. That's all I wanted to point out.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 23:04
It wasn't wrong. I took the fact that it was belgium vs netherland into consideration so I left the irrelevant stuff out of it.
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:10
I once got the urge to masturbate furiously and use the results as wallpaper paste. Who would have guessed it'd actually pay off.
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:13
u should try Tantramasturbation!!
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:14
I did but the spider bit me =o(
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Eddo 8 Dec 2007, 21:16
what spider
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:17
The tarant... oh, dear, I fear I have completely misunderstood the premise of tantric sex. No wonder she looked so horrified.
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Lover 8 Dec 2007, 21:02
lol'd...crazy people...
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:04
One of them starts humming for no reason in the middle of lectures. It's so bad that the professor threw chalk at him.
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Ment 8 Dec 2007, 21:07
hate to tell you this, but that is not normal.
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:09
Really?
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Ment 8 Dec 2007, 21:18
Yes, I'm quite serious, normally professors tell a student to leave the room or something rather than throwing stuff at him.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:21
That's what professors with a weak attitude do =<
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:26
The guy was humming from behind his laptop screen, the only laptop screen in the entire lecture hall; the prof made some remark about his humming, the kind that means "Shut the fuck up", but in a joking way, such is his style. When the guy didn't look up or do anything, the prof launched a piece of chalk at him.

It wasn't strange behavior for that particular professor, he's just a bit eccentric; he broke out into a song at one point.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:30
Did he hit him? Did he?
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:32
I didn't really see where the chalk went, the guy was sitting a few rows back over the other side of the theatre.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:33
So unlucky !
If only you were seated on the same side as he was, then you could've laughed with the professor if he completely missed the target !
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Ment 8 Dec 2007, 23:38
it is justified then! humming is 1 thing, but ignoring your professor.. I hope he will pay for that
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:07
And which university has the honour having you enlisted?
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:08
Nottingham
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:09
Say hi to Robin Hood for me.
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:11
I will, I live in sherwood hall ;o)

http://www.su.nottingham.ac.uk/weekone/halls/sherwood.php
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:12
Cool, is the sheriff still such a prick?
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:14
He's italian and small, we put mushrooms everywhere and he spends most of the day jumping on them.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:15
SHERWOODIANS RULE !!
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:15
Sherwoo, sherwoo, sherwoo woo woo! Ad nausium.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:17
How silly of me, I didn't ask for Little John !!
How is the fellow? Still "rockin' da place" as in the good ol' days?
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:19
My penis is fine. He is still rocking the place.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:21
He's still rocking Sherwoodian Hall? Didn't knew you were for the guys, or is it a male AND female resort?
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:22
Of course it's male and female.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:24
How interesting!

What does my little sock study at the infamous university of Nothingam?
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:26
Physics with theoretical.
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:29
How boring !
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:30
What is the capatilist studying at the moment?
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:31
History.

And it's just Capitalist. Not thé capatilist.
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sybren1000 8 Dec 2007, 23:07
Waar studeer je eigenlijk? En enkel nederlandse historiek?
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 23:08
Leuven, Geschiedenis, eerste bach.
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sybren1000 8 Dec 2007, 23:13
Dat is 3 jaar zeker? Zie je daar dan de hele geschiedenis in of kan je onderscheid maken in de verschillende periodes? Als je je wil specialiseren ofzo (bvb enkel middeleeuwen en klassieke oudheid?)
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 23:16
Bachelor-programma is inderdaad 3 jaar. In het eerste jaar krijgt ge een korte geschiedenis van Griekenland & Rome, Middeleeuwen, Nieuwe Tijd, Nieuwste Tijd. Dus van elk tijdvak een globale samenvatting. Ik vermoed dat ge in uw tweede jaar moet kiezen voor óf een bepaalde tijdsperiode óf van Oudheid tot Nieuwe Tijd, waarbij ge dus wederom alle periode beziet maar ditmaal dieper ingaand op bepaalde dingen.

Maar bon, ik volg het nog maar een dikke 2 maand, dat is wat ik vermoed.

Wat studeert gij?
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appel 8 Dec 2007, 21:08
to drunk to understand
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duNzy 8 Dec 2007, 21:17
same
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Deactivated5269 8 Dec 2007, 21:18
Russian trash spotted.
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duNzy 8 Dec 2007, 21:46
Belgian retarded ugly hairy fucktard spotted , go play 9th oc league.
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cloth 8 Dec 2007, 21:09
my study is on the same floor as gamedesign. its a magical place where orcs goblins and carmegeddon victims meet.
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RazZaH 8 Dec 2007, 21:16
I thought, ....this journal is interesting.
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:20
And you thought wrong, atleast you're consistent.
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RazZaH 8 Dec 2007, 21:22
Lol? how can i think wrong lol :P

if its my opinion it can we wrong for me..only for u !
omg..im confused... x.x
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:29
You thought that this journal was interesting, implying that, after reading it, you no longer think that; your original thought about the journal was wrong, as in, it doesn't conform to your current opinion, you could get into an existential argument about the meaning of right and wrong in so far as transient judgement are concerned, but that would make you a cunt, and you're already confused enough as it is anyway.

It was nice having this chat.
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RazZaH 8 Dec 2007, 21:37
sry but your english is 2 high 4 me...


yes...was nice having this "chat".
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sock 8 Dec 2007, 21:22
I DID, I DID!
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eXtr_ 8 Dec 2007, 21:30
For a moment I thought your nickname was "cock" xD
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Digitalnick 8 Dec 2007, 21:55
moete gij ni aant leren zijn ! :D
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eXtr_ 10 Dec 2007, 11:46
Mjoa, feitelijk wel, ma khad ni veel goesting :D

Damn, morge toegepaste van den Danny :(
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xedos 8 Dec 2007, 21:42
"Anyone else find that their perception of the normal to fucktard ratio was grossly inaccurate once they got to uni?"

actually no m8, but I did find them here.....
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slajdan 8 Dec 2007, 21:42
Im the one.
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xedos 8 Dec 2007, 21:44
rofl...look up....I rest my case xD
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Sheep 8 Dec 2007, 21:45
i once had a guy in my language class who made sexual innuendos from basically anything

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3e9m1fSQ7A // this is v. similar to the guy
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Frop 8 Dec 2007, 21:53
WB sock! :D

image: mban488l
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Fex 8 Dec 2007, 21:54
I thought that - The Migrants (Borish Duglosh Remix)
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Digitalnick 8 Dec 2007, 21:55
dies al oud joh
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Fex 8 Dec 2007, 21:59
doet dat der toe?
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Digitalnick 8 Dec 2007, 22:02
alles doet er toe voor Chuck Norris.
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M1lk 8 Dec 2007, 22:04
sock you peon! still getting A's ?
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sh1tty 8 Dec 2007, 22:10
sock is a nerd.
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Grumly 8 Dec 2007, 22:15
Does he look like this guy ?
image: Robertmaschio4x15
It could explain a lot of things.
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sh1tty 8 Dec 2007, 22:27
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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1Viper 8 Dec 2007, 23:19
Get some balls and tell him he sounds like a knob

OR

Tell him to get an account on here and the community will tell him
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