@ mess cleaning

I was cleaning some mess @ my pc and I found this:


What if You play too much ET?

*Everytime You get wounded, You say ’I need a medic’’
*Your only friends are Your clanmates
*When teacher asks something in a class u say ‚omg!lol, what a noob’
*When You fall from a roof to someone’s head, You try to explain that You are praccing trickjumps
* When someone is running slower than You, You advise him to reconnect cause of lag
* On history lessons You want to check yawns
*You enter the local sportshop and ask ’Have you got any bullets for mp40?’
*When someone killed someone in a film You say ‚ FFS,noob!GIB him!
*When Your toaster got broken before breakfast You wonder if it is xp whoring when You fix it
*Every time when You step out of the front door, You scan area for mines
*Your wife left you cause You kept saying during sex ’Fire in the hole’ and ’Incoming’
*Everytime You hear a plane coming You’re searching a shelter to hide
* You steal Your mate’s pants to be in disguise
*When You saw Your mom & dad in....let’s say- some action, You screamed: „BUSTED!!!“
*When You see @ some ads words „buynow“ You say: wtf unpatched!

Discuss!