set m1 "class m 1 2;echo Medic"
set e1 "class e 1 2;echo Engineer Smg"
set e2 "class e 2 2;echo Engineer Rifle"
set f1 "class f 1 2;echo Field Ops"
set s1 "class s 2 2;echo Soldier MG42"
set s2 "class s 4 2;echo Soldier Panzer"
set c1 "class c 1 2;echo Covert Ops Sten"
set c2 "class c 2 2;echo Covert Ops FG42"
set c3 "class c 3 2;echo Covert Ops Sniper"
set sp0 "setspawnpt 0;echo Spawning Auto"
set sp1 "setspawnpt 1;echo Spawning 1"
set sp2 "setspawnpt 2;echo Spawning 2"
set sp3 "setspawnpt 3;echo Spawning 3"
set sp4 "setspawnpt 4;echo Spawning 4"
set sp5 "setspawnpt 5;echo Spawning 5"
set st0 "timerSet;echo Spawntimer Off;set st vstr st1"
set st1 "timerSet 15;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 15;set st vstr st2"
set st2 "timerSet 20;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 20;set st vstr st3"
set st3 "timerSet 25;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 25;set st vstr st4"
set st4 "timerSet 30;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 30;set st vstr st5"
set st5 "timerSet 35;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 35;set st vstr st0"
set st vstr st1
bind 1 vstr m1 // Spawns as Medic
bind 2 vstr f1 // Spawns as Field Ops
bind 3 vstr e1 // Spawns as Engineer with Smg
bind 4 vstr e2 // Spawns as Engineer with Rifle
bind 5 vstr s2 // Spawns as Soldier with Panzer
bind 6 vstr c1 // Spawns as Covert Ops with Sten
bind 7 vstr c2 // Spawns as Covert Ops with FG42
bind 8 vstr c3 // Spawns as Covert Ops with Sniper
set choosechuck1 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck2"; set setchuck "vstr chuck1""
set choosechuck2 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck3"; set setchuck "vstr chuck2""
set choosechuck3 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck4"; set setchuck "vstr chuck3""
set choosechuck4 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck5"; set setchuck "vstr chuck4""
set choosechuck5 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck6"; set setchuck "vstr chuck5""
set choosechuck6 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck7"; set setchuck "vstr chuck6""
set choosechuck7 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck8"; set setchuck "vstr chuck7""
set choosechuck8 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck9"; set setchuck "vstr chuck8""
set choosechuck9 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck10"; set setchuck "vstr chuck9""
set choosechuck10 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck11"; set setchuck "vstr chuck10""
set choosechuck11 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck12"; set setchuck "vstr chuck11""
set choosechuck12 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck13"; set setchuck "vstr chuck12""
set choosechuck13 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck14"; set setchuck "vstr chuck13""
set choosechuck14 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck15"; set setchuck "vstr chuck14""
set choosechuck15 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck16"; set setchuck "vstr chuck15""
set choosechuck16 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck17"; set setchuck "vstr chuck16""
set choosechuck17 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck18"; set setchuck "vstr chuck17""
set choosechuck18 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck19"; set setchuck "vstr chuck18""
set choosechuck19 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck20"; set setchuck "vstr chuck19""
set choosechuck20 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck21"; set setchuck "vstr chuck20""
set choosechuck21 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck22"; set setchuck "vstr chuck21""
set choosechuck22 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck23"; set setchuck "vstr chuck22""
set choosechuck23 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck24"; set setchuck "vstr chuck23""
set choosechuck24 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck25"; set setchuck "vstr chuck24""
set choosechuck25 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck26"; set setchuck "vstr chuck25""
set choosechuck26 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck27"; set setchuck "vstr chuck26""
set choosechuck27 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck28"; set setchuck "vstr chuck27""
set choosechuck28 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck29"; set setchuck "vstr chuck28""
set choosechuck29 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck30"; set setchuck "vstr chuck29""
set choosechuck30 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck31"; set setchuck "vstr chuck30""
set choosechuck31 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck32"; set setchuck "vstr chuck31""
set choosechuck32 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck33"; set setchuck "vstr chuck32""
set choosechuck33 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck34"; set setchuck "vstr chuck33""
set choosechuck34 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck35"; set setchuck "vstr chuck34""
set choosechuck35 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck36"; set setchuck "vstr chuck35""
set choosechuck36 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck37"; set setchuck "vstr chuck36""
set choosechuck37 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck38"; set setchuck "vstr chuck37""
set choosechuck38 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck39"; set setchuck "vstr chuck38""
set choosechuck39 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck40"; set setchuck "vstr chuck39""
set choosechuck40 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck41"; set setchuck "vstr chuck40""
set choosechuck41 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck42"; set setchuck "vstr chuck41""
set choosechuck42 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck43"; set setchuck "vstr chuck42""
set choosechuck43 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck44"; set setchuck "vstr chuck43""
set choosechuck44 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck45"; set setchuck "vstr chuck44""
set choosechuck45 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck46"; set setchuck "vstr chuck45""
set choosechuck46 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck47"; set setchuck "vstr chuck46""
set choosechuck47 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck48"; set setchuck "vstr chuck47""
set choosechuck48 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck49"; set setchuck "vstr chuck48""
set choosechuck49 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck50"; set setchuck "vstr chuck49""
set choosechuck50 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck1"; set setchuck "vstr chuck50""
set chuck1 "say Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won."
set chuck2 "say Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."
set chuck3 "say It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
set chuck4 "say Chuck Norris once performed a one-man show version of the Mortal Kombat movie."
set chuck5 "say One bite from Chuck Norris contains enough venom to drown a Blue Whale."
set chuck6 "say Chuck Norris Is the derivative of the universe. But if you try and integrate him, all you will get is the true name of god."
set chuck7 "say Chuck Norris taught Alanis Morissette the meaning of irony by making her eat Dave Coulier."
set chuck8 "say Chuck Norris was the one who let the dogs out."
set chuck9 "say Chuck Norris has beaten everyone in Hollywood at Uno."
set chuck10 "say When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt."
set chuck11 "say When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck instead."
set chuck12 "say Chuck Norris has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television."
set chuck13 "say Chuck Norris may or may not be a freight train."
set chuck14 "say Chuck Norris developed the Gregorian calendar while shaving his head."
set chuck15 "say Email sent from Chuck Norris is composed in haiku form."
set chuck16 "say You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink, unless you're Chuck Norris."
set chuck17 "say Chuck Norris tortured everyone at the Geneva Convention until they signed the agreement."
set chuck18 "say You are what you eat. That's why Chuck Norris's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children."
set chuck19 "say Chuck Norris had conclusive scientific proof that Pi equaled exactly 3, but his dog ate it."
set chuck20 "say When a new word is added to Webster's Dictionary, it must first be spoken through Chuck Norris's lips."
set chuck21 "say Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube in 6.7 seconds."
set chuck22 "say Chuck Norris is the benevolent ruler of the sun, but doesn't tell anyone cause he just wants to be a regular guy."
set chuck23 "say Chuck Norris took the Febreeze challenge, but the cops still found the dead babies."
set chuck24 "say Chuck Norris's semen is the cure for aids. Ask Magic Johnson."
set chuck25 "say Chuck Norris can dual wield rocket launchers in Halo 2. Even more impressively, he can also do it in Halo 1."
set chuck26 "say Jesus walked the desert for 40 days and 40 nights without food or water. Chuck Norris did it in an hour."
set chuck27 "say When you hear someone say, "It's raining cats and dogs," watch out. Chuck Norris may have lost his temper again."
set chuck28 "say Few know that in the movie Junior, Arnold Schwarzenegger gave birth to Chuck Norris."
set chuck29 "say After Chuck Norris got an urge to have a midnight snack, the Irish Potato famine ensued."
set chuck30 "say There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
set chuck31 "say Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down."
set chuck32 "say There is no I in team. There are two Is in Chuck Norris. Fuck you, team."
set chuck33 "say Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
set chuck34 "say Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat Battletoads without dying."
set chuck35 "say Chuck Norris ran the Boston Marathon in high heels and won."
set chuck36 "say Chuck Norris drinks eight 8 oz. glasses of water per day, mostly so he can mark his territory."
set chuck37 "say Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Chuck Norris bite."
set chuck38 "say Chuck Norris has had sex in every McDonald's bathroom stall in Vermont. Sometimes while eating Burger King fries."
set chuck39 "say When Chuck Norris puts a seashell to his ear, he hears It's Rain Raining Men by the Weather Girls."
set chuck40 "say All of the socks you lose in the washing machine rest soundly on Chuck Norris's mantle."
set chuck41 "say Chuck Norris is the only living person that knows the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices. The Colonel did too, that's why Chuck Norris killed him."
set chuck42 "say Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence."
set chuck43 "say Chuck Norris once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it."
set chuck44 "say Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit."
set chuck45 "say It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."
set chuck46 "say Chuck Norris ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him."
set chuck47 "say When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
set chuck48 "say Not only was Chuck Norris the first to shoot a baby out of a cannon, he was the first to eat a high velocity baby shot out of a cannon."
set chuck49 "say Chuck Norris is harmful to radiation."
set chuck50 "say For breakfast, Chuck Norris has blood and the terror of mortal men, and a glass of apple juice."
set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck1"
set setchuck "vstr chuck1"
set e1 "class e 1 2;echo Engineer Smg"
set e2 "class e 2 2;echo Engineer Rifle"
set f1 "class f 1 2;echo Field Ops"
set s1 "class s 2 2;echo Soldier MG42"
set s2 "class s 4 2;echo Soldier Panzer"
set c1 "class c 1 2;echo Covert Ops Sten"
set c2 "class c 2 2;echo Covert Ops FG42"
set c3 "class c 3 2;echo Covert Ops Sniper"
set sp0 "setspawnpt 0;echo Spawning Auto"
set sp1 "setspawnpt 1;echo Spawning 1"
set sp2 "setspawnpt 2;echo Spawning 2"
set sp3 "setspawnpt 3;echo Spawning 3"
set sp4 "setspawnpt 4;echo Spawning 4"
set sp5 "setspawnpt 5;echo Spawning 5"
set st0 "timerSet;echo Spawntimer Off;set st vstr st1"
set st1 "timerSet 15;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 15;set st vstr st2"
set st2 "timerSet 20;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 20;set st vstr st3"
set st3 "timerSet 25;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 25;set st vstr st4"
set st4 "timerSet 30;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 30;set st vstr st5"
set st5 "timerSet 35;echo Enemy Respawn Set to 35;set st vstr st0"
set st vstr st1
_______________________________________________________________
bind 1 vstr m1 // Spawns as Medic
bind 2 vstr f1 // Spawns as Field Ops
bind 3 vstr e1 // Spawns as Engineer with Smg
bind 4 vstr e2 // Spawns as Engineer with Rifle
bind 5 vstr s2 // Spawns as Soldier with Panzer
bind 6 vstr c1 // Spawns as Covert Ops with Sten
bind 7 vstr c2 // Spawns as Covert Ops with FG42
bind 8 vstr c3 // Spawns as Covert Ops with Sniper
bind 9 vstr axis // Selects Axis Team
bind 0 vstr allies // Selects Allied Team
bind - vstr spec // Joins Spectators
bind F4 vstr sp0 // Sets Auto-Spawn
bind F5 vstr sp1 // Selects Spawnpoint 1
bind F6 vstr sp2 // Selects Spawnpoint 2
bind F7 vstr sp3 // Selects Spawnpoint 3
bind F8 vstr sp4 // Selects Spawnpoint 4
bind F9 vstr sp5 // Selects Spawnpoint 5
_______________________________________________________________
set choosechuck1 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck2"; set setchuck "vstr chuck1""
set choosechuck2 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck3"; set setchuck "vstr chuck2""
set choosechuck3 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck4"; set setchuck "vstr chuck3""
set choosechuck4 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck5"; set setchuck "vstr chuck4""
set choosechuck5 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck6"; set setchuck "vstr chuck5""
set choosechuck6 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck7"; set setchuck "vstr chuck6""
set choosechuck7 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck8"; set setchuck "vstr chuck7""
set choosechuck8 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck9"; set setchuck "vstr chuck8""
set choosechuck9 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck10"; set setchuck "vstr chuck9""
set choosechuck10 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck11"; set setchuck "vstr chuck10""
set choosechuck11 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck12"; set setchuck "vstr chuck11""
set choosechuck12 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck13"; set setchuck "vstr chuck12""
set choosechuck13 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck14"; set setchuck "vstr chuck13""
set choosechuck14 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck15"; set setchuck "vstr chuck14""
set choosechuck15 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck16"; set setchuck "vstr chuck15""
set choosechuck16 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck17"; set setchuck "vstr chuck16""
set choosechuck17 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck18"; set setchuck "vstr chuck17""
set choosechuck18 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck19"; set setchuck "vstr chuck18""
set choosechuck19 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck20"; set setchuck "vstr chuck19""
set choosechuck20 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck21"; set setchuck "vstr chuck20""
set choosechuck21 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck22"; set setchuck "vstr chuck21""
set choosechuck22 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck23"; set setchuck "vstr chuck22""
set choosechuck23 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck24"; set setchuck "vstr chuck23""
set choosechuck24 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck25"; set setchuck "vstr chuck24""
set choosechuck25 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck26"; set setchuck "vstr chuck25""
set choosechuck26 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck27"; set setchuck "vstr chuck26""
set choosechuck27 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck28"; set setchuck "vstr chuck27""
set choosechuck28 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck29"; set setchuck "vstr chuck28""
set choosechuck29 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck30"; set setchuck "vstr chuck29""
set choosechuck30 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck31"; set setchuck "vstr chuck30""
set choosechuck31 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck32"; set setchuck "vstr chuck31""
set choosechuck32 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck33"; set setchuck "vstr chuck32""
set choosechuck33 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck34"; set setchuck "vstr chuck33""
set choosechuck34 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck35"; set setchuck "vstr chuck34""
set choosechuck35 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck36"; set setchuck "vstr chuck35""
set choosechuck36 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck37"; set setchuck "vstr chuck36""
set choosechuck37 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck38"; set setchuck "vstr chuck37""
set choosechuck38 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck39"; set setchuck "vstr chuck38""
set choosechuck39 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck40"; set setchuck "vstr chuck39""
set choosechuck40 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck41"; set setchuck "vstr chuck40""
set choosechuck41 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck42"; set setchuck "vstr chuck41""
set choosechuck42 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck43"; set setchuck "vstr chuck42""
set choosechuck43 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck44"; set setchuck "vstr chuck43""
set choosechuck44 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck45"; set setchuck "vstr chuck44""
set choosechuck45 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck46"; set setchuck "vstr chuck45""
set choosechuck46 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck47"; set setchuck "vstr chuck46""
set choosechuck47 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck48"; set setchuck "vstr chuck47""
set choosechuck48 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck49"; set setchuck "vstr chuck48""
set choosechuck49 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck50"; set setchuck "vstr chuck49""
set choosechuck50 "vstr soundi; set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck1"; set setchuck "vstr chuck50""
set chuck1 "say Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won."
set chuck2 "say Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."
set chuck3 "say It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
set chuck4 "say Chuck Norris once performed a one-man show version of the Mortal Kombat movie."
set chuck5 "say One bite from Chuck Norris contains enough venom to drown a Blue Whale."
set chuck6 "say Chuck Norris Is the derivative of the universe. But if you try and integrate him, all you will get is the true name of god."
set chuck7 "say Chuck Norris taught Alanis Morissette the meaning of irony by making her eat Dave Coulier."
set chuck8 "say Chuck Norris was the one who let the dogs out."
set chuck9 "say Chuck Norris has beaten everyone in Hollywood at Uno."
set chuck10 "say When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt."
set chuck11 "say When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck instead."
set chuck12 "say Chuck Norris has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television."
set chuck13 "say Chuck Norris may or may not be a freight train."
set chuck14 "say Chuck Norris developed the Gregorian calendar while shaving his head."
set chuck15 "say Email sent from Chuck Norris is composed in haiku form."
set chuck16 "say You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink, unless you're Chuck Norris."
set chuck17 "say Chuck Norris tortured everyone at the Geneva Convention until they signed the agreement."
set chuck18 "say You are what you eat. That's why Chuck Norris's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children."
set chuck19 "say Chuck Norris had conclusive scientific proof that Pi equaled exactly 3, but his dog ate it."
set chuck20 "say When a new word is added to Webster's Dictionary, it must first be spoken through Chuck Norris's lips."
set chuck21 "say Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube in 6.7 seconds."
set chuck22 "say Chuck Norris is the benevolent ruler of the sun, but doesn't tell anyone cause he just wants to be a regular guy."
set chuck23 "say Chuck Norris took the Febreeze challenge, but the cops still found the dead babies."
set chuck24 "say Chuck Norris's semen is the cure for aids. Ask Magic Johnson."
set chuck25 "say Chuck Norris can dual wield rocket launchers in Halo 2. Even more impressively, he can also do it in Halo 1."
set chuck26 "say Jesus walked the desert for 40 days and 40 nights without food or water. Chuck Norris did it in an hour."
set chuck27 "say When you hear someone say, "It's raining cats and dogs," watch out. Chuck Norris may have lost his temper again."
set chuck28 "say Few know that in the movie Junior, Arnold Schwarzenegger gave birth to Chuck Norris."
set chuck29 "say After Chuck Norris got an urge to have a midnight snack, the Irish Potato famine ensued."
set chuck30 "say There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
set chuck31 "say Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down."
set chuck32 "say There is no I in team. There are two Is in Chuck Norris. Fuck you, team."
set chuck33 "say Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
set chuck34 "say Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat Battletoads without dying."
set chuck35 "say Chuck Norris ran the Boston Marathon in high heels and won."
set chuck36 "say Chuck Norris drinks eight 8 oz. glasses of water per day, mostly so he can mark his territory."
set chuck37 "say Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Chuck Norris bite."
set chuck38 "say Chuck Norris has had sex in every McDonald's bathroom stall in Vermont. Sometimes while eating Burger King fries."
set chuck39 "say When Chuck Norris puts a seashell to his ear, he hears It's Rain Raining Men by the Weather Girls."
set chuck40 "say All of the socks you lose in the washing machine rest soundly on Chuck Norris's mantle."
set chuck41 "say Chuck Norris is the only living person that knows the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices. The Colonel did too, that's why Chuck Norris killed him."
set chuck42 "say Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence."
set chuck43 "say Chuck Norris once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it."
set chuck44 "say Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit."
set chuck45 "say It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."
set chuck46 "say Chuck Norris ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him."
set chuck47 "say When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
set chuck48 "say Not only was Chuck Norris the first to shoot a baby out of a cannon, he was the first to eat a high velocity baby shot out of a cannon."
set chuck49 "say Chuck Norris is harmful to radiation."
set chuck50 "say For breakfast, Chuck Norris has blood and the terror of mortal men, and a glass of apple juice."
set choosechuck "vstr choosechuck1"
set setchuck "vstr chuck1"
bind r "vstr choosechuck"
bind t "vstr setchuck"
bind rightarrow "setspawnpt 1; echo ^7spawnpoint 1"
bind KP_iNS "setspawnpt 2; echo ^7spawnpoint 2"
bind KP_Del "setspawnpt 3; echo ^7spawnpoint 3"
bind KP_END "setspawnpt 4; echo ^7spawnpoint 4"
bind KP_downarrow "setspawnpt 5; echo ^7spawnpoint 5"
bind DEL "class m 1;say_team ^7Class Medic"
bind INS "class f 1;say_team ^7Class Fieldop"
bind PGDN "class e 1;say_team ^7Class Engeneer ^0/ ^7Smg"
bind KP_HOME "class e 2;say_team ^7Class Engeneer ^0/ ^7Rifle"
bind HOME "class s 4;say_team ^7Class Soldier ^0/ ^7PanzerFaust"
bind PGUP "class c 1;say_team ^7Class Coverops ^0/ ^7Sten"
bind END "class s 5;say_team ^7Class Soldier ^0/ ^7Mortar"
bind , "team b 1 8; echo ^7Allies medic"
bind . "team r 1 8; echo ^7Axis medic"
bind KP_MINUS "team s; echo ^7spectator"
is enough, you dont need extra extra keys for nothing