Best movie quote?

Whats your favorit movie quote?

I love:

"Do it"
- Starsky from Starsky & Hutch.

"Immortality, take it it's yours"
- Brad Pitt from Troja.

""I'm elected to lead, not to read!"
- Simpson
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I think it's elected instead of selected
oh yeah :D
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Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. - Family Guy
How about Eurotrip:

Cooper: This isn't where I parked my car"
Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey - Elliot from Open Season
That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense.
- Chris Pontius from Jackass
I remember that lol.
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yp thats good :)
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yea rofl that was nice
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-Yes- baseketball

I LOVE THAT QUOTE
sparta!
"i'm deaf, not blind" - babel
Ernest Hemmingway once wrote, The world is a great place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

-Seven
"Mooooom! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"

- Stan- Southpark (Scientology epi.)
die aflevering was gister :D
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idd :) MAASTERLIJK!
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Although if I thought propely it would be something different. But the 'You know how I know you're gay' sequence in 40 Year old Virgin was pretty funny.
I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now". - The 40 Year Old Virgin
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'You want to know how I know you're gay?', 'How?', 'You just told me you don't sleep with women.'

Best comedy movie ever!
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Where did this come from then?

You know how I know that you're gay? - How? Because you're gay and you can feel who's also gay?
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THE SAME MOVIE!
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Wow must be magic!
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"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
- The Usual Suspects
" how would you like.. to suck my balls, Mr garrison? "

South park :]
WHAT DID YOU SAY
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You got Punk'd

- LavOd
"What have you been doing all these years?
Been going to bed early."

-Once Upon A Time In America
Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
Quote by Fear and Loathing in Las VegasWe can't stop here - this is bat country!
realy nice one!
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i was looking for that one :P
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From the same movie:

"We're right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody's giving booze to these goddamn things!"
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"oh i'm sorry, did i break your concentration?"
"its the one that sais Bad Motherfuck"
both from Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction
Family Guy - these words says all !
Jack Sparrow
"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"

" You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me"

"Now... bring me that horizon"

image: 150px-Jack_Sparrow_In_Pirates_of_the_Caribbean-_At_World's_End
lol pls there are loads of quotes that are better than those you've mentioned :/
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random chose :>
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Okay, I forgive you!
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im a big fan :>
can i have an autograph? :D
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Sure, but not now, I'm kinda in de middle of something. Let your agents call mine.
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What a night what a day for the enemy territory commynity. Razz getting busted by using rivatuner tweakingzzz
-razz_vs_violence
"Lo there, do I see my father- Lo there do I see my mother and my sister and my brothers - Lo there I do see the line of my people back to the beginning - Lo they do call to me - they bid me to take my place among them - in the hallowed halls of Valhalla - where the brave shall live forever!"

It's from The 13th Warrior and other viking related stuff
"Your ass , your face - what's the difference"

Duke Nukem !!!
fuck me hard

some porn movie, didn't remember
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No fucking Fight Club? GTFO

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
- Fight Club

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone."
- Oldboy
the old boy quote is idd amazing, horrible (in a good way) movie tho
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idd thx for oldboy.. great movie , i wouldn't have watched it without your advice :D
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duke : i have balls of steel

duke: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum.

duke: you are an inspiration of birthcontrol :p
" What's on my back ? Duuude "
" What's on my back ? Sweeet "
" What's on my back ? Duuude "
" What's on my back ? Sweeet "

Dude where's my car
this was so stupid but damn i laughed :D
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When I was your age they used to say you could become cops or criminals. What I’m saying to you is this… When you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?

Frank Costello - The Departed
"Do you smell that? It's napalm, son. Nothing else on the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Y'know, once we had a hail bomb....12 hours....and when it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body.

The smell, y'know that gasoline smell, that whole hell.

Smells like........ Victory.

Some day this war's gonna end."

- Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore. (Apocalypse Now)
Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime. I'm not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.
Alex: A nozh scrap anytime you say.
Dim: Doobiedoob, a bit tired maybe, best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right-right?

GAAAAH I LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE
„Ich will dir sagen, wieso du hier bist. Du bist hier, weil du etwas weißt. Etwas, das du nicht erklären kannst. Aber du fühlst es. Du fühlst es schon dein ganzes Leben lang, dass mit der Welt etwas nicht stimmt. Du weißt nicht was, aber es ist da. Wie ein Splitter in deinem Kopf, der dich verrückt macht. Dieses Gefühl hat dich zu mir geführt.“

– Morpheus

I want to tell you why you are here. you are here because you know something.Something you can't describe. But you feel it. You feel it your whole life, there is something wrong with the world. you don't know what but it s there. like a splinter in your head. you came to me cause of this feelings
Jules: "English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?"
where did u see that? :P i remember that one too :O)
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pulp fiction
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was about to scroll down so I could write that but seems i was too slow :c
great quote!
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I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
from goodfellas not the best but just one that came into my mind now
Shaun: [about Ed] He's not my boyfriend!
Ed: [handing beer to Shaun] It might be a bit warm, the cooler's off.
Shaun: Thanks, babe.
[winks]

and "I'll do it on the night"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py9fbG-gwSI&feature=related

Shaun of the dead.
you forgot

Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?
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theres too many to mention them all!
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lool tottaly agreed awesome film.

Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!

Ed: Do you want your messages?
Shaun: What?
Ed: Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
Shaun: *What*?


another awesome one lool
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It is over, the world of men will fall and all will come to darkness, and my city to ruin"--Borimir

"Long has my father the Steward of Gondor kept the forces of Mordor at bay by the blood of our people while your lands kept safe"--Boromir

"This city was once the jewel of our Kingdom. A place of light, and beauty, and music, and so it shall be once more. Let the armies of Mordor know this, never again will the lands of my people fall into enemy hands. The city of Osgiliath has been reclaimed for Gondor! For Gondor! For Gondor!"--Borimir (EE of The TT)

"If I knew that this was to be our end, then I would have my men deliver such an end that might be thought worthy of rememberance!"--Theoden

"Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the west, behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?"--Theoden

"The horn of Helmhammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time! Let this be the hour when we draw swords together! Fell deeds awake! Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn! Forth Eorlingas!"--Theoden

"Let's hunt some Orc!"--Aragorn

"When I look into your eyes I see the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we must forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. This day we fight! Stand now men of the West"--Aragorn

"I do not know what strength is left in my blood, but I swear to you. I will not let the White city fall nor our people fail!"--Aragorn

"You are soldiers of Gondor! You will stand, and you will drive back anything that comes through those gates!"--Gandalf

"So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that has been given to you."--Gandalf

"Shall I always be chosen? Shall I always be left behind when the Riders depart, to mind the house while they win renown, and find food and beds when they return?"

"Too often have I heard of duty. But am I not of the House of Eorl, a shieldmaiden and not a dry-nurse? I have waited on faltering feet long enough. Since they falter no longer, it seems, may I not now spend my life as I will?"

"ARAGORN: What do you fear, lady?

EOWYN: A cage. To stay behind bars, until use and old age accept them, and all chance of doing great deeds is gone beyond recalls or desire."

"Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him."

"I wished to be loved by another, but I desire no man's pity."

"Then must I leave my own people, man of Gondor? And would you have your proud folk say of you: 'There goes a lord who tamed a wild shieldmaiden of the North! Was there no woman of the race of Numenor to choose?"
"You haven't seen Bad Boys II?!?!"

Hot Fuzz
"Why are you dressed like a police officer?"
"Because I am... one?"

Same
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"You're breaking my balls." - cartman x)

ofc, "how old are u?" "15" "motherfucker u look like 30" x)))
shaun of the dead

Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?
"and who the fuck are you?!"

"im the guy who is doing his job, you must be the other guy"
the departed
also.

"The FBI are like shrooms, you gotta keep them dark and feed the shit"
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something from entourage's ari gold
"I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!"

- Bender's Big Score
His judgement will cometh, and that right soon.
(c) Pulp Fiction
everything that tony montana says in scarface ;<

e.g.:
QuoteThis is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.
Avi: "Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."

Bullet Tooth Tony: "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun..."

(c) snatch
"How do you write women so well?"
- "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

From the movie: As Good As It Gets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y9BukEBI9c
"Fuck my life"

Random paki in superbad.
superbad was fucking funny movie :--D
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I`LL be back - The terminator
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