Fusenlist best excuses

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tell then ur from belgium and ur so stupid when u bought it u didnt know what it was :o

I HAS UNIVERSITY IP

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Say you bought it for the PS3 and the scooter that were coming with it.

"didn't know that hacking is illegal! :'("

"didn't know that I hacked"

dont forget
''it's a proxy ip, im not the only one using it''
''i just requested it to send it to pb'' based on the hilarious quotes

bought it so i could sell it again to earn money

first one is the funniest. others are just stupid and not funny.

"my brother used it"
"my dog used it"

my mother told me to :< and cant refuse anything my mother asks me :<

"I polish and share IP with 1000 other people polish." = even more than true


my isp (atleast ip-tracking systems says so) is in POZNAN/WARS(O/A)W (and i live like 400km from both oh them ? :XD) so just imagine the area of NEOZDRADA TP users with same danonic ip as mine (TP = polsih telecom, over 75% of the network market in pL afaik, + about 6-7 mln houses with i-net in proland, do some maths then)
so far, the best excuse!

"all my friends started to cheat. I downloaded the hack.. I was going to play with it but then I sent it to PB, and my friends got banned, they are not my friends anymore, they broke my legs :( I cant walk anymore... :("

"my roommate used my pc and my secret email adress to buy hax for my computer he is always using"

"MY DOG USED A PROXY SERVER!!!!!!!!!"

waiting for "SATAN TOLD ME TO DO IT"

Expansion pack xD

proxy :)

it was proxy!

: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

pb told me that hax was legal in this game

I dont have the game installed so how can it be possible that I bought hacks for the game?

brother excuse plz

"I bought a persian carpet from netcoders, so I'm in their customers list"

"So seeing through the walls isn't actually allowed, is it? It wasn't in the CB FAQ so please unban me."

"my brother did it when i was afk, i came back & didn't realize i was hacking"

"It was pb proof, so you have no reason to bust me! Now leave me alone so I can hax"

i played et but my team always got pwned, so we decided to buy cheats to win. i still got no respect from the community as highskillers still owned us hard. now, they busted me - that sucks. i will search for lowskilled games and play with fakenick to get my ego up again. after i'm unbanned i will continue cheating, but i will do it a bit smarter this time. ppl think i am a dork - probably they are right so i will stop playing et after some time.
the truth is always funny

perfo was at my house to teach me how to play

please i didnt know, my mother bought for xmas:(

tell them you run a private school, and some of the kiddos may have cheated

my boyfriend told me that if i use hax i will get some o/

now:
-they banned me
-my ass aches

If I was a dick i'd post some of the funny ones we've had :(

"I only used it for fun on publics" © Yerman EC WinnErs.