Choosing a Wife

Choosing a wife.

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then.........






he married the one with the biggest tits.


Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them
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old, but still pretty funny :P
looks like a joke, isn't it?
short version pls :P
its not as funny in a short version :P
Parent
ah okay, then here my comment: lol


:P
Parent
nice story ^^
just wanting to spread some smiles on xfire :)
Parent
hi mystery, please gtfo and get a new name, stop faking my best m8. sol, where are you?

retarded fag
i would take the first
I woulda picked the 3rd one, seems smart and gets things done, and money is najs...






...or the one with the biggest boobs
hahaha....funny :>
Is your mum available?
why don't you love me peddypoo ?
Parent
I do love you! I just love your mum more. :D
Parent
my best mate is RAZEk

PS your nick mystery was very ugly
no, he isn't :)

and no, i'm not faking plu172. see any similarities between us? no? i thought so.
but still better than mystery
and roflmao @ faking :XDDDDD
rofl, seriously, i'm faking plu172? i didn't know, oh wait... piilu and plu! :XDDDDD

piilu is a short version of kutupiilu! and RAZEd is a fake! gtfo
and yes, he does have better exclans than you
i didn't know about plu172 when i took the nick :O).

'OMFG WHY ARE MY EXCLANS SO BAD??? CUZ OF U RETARD...

edit: i know he has better exclans then me!'

hahahah :D
yes, you did, we both know it
woohooo, now you admit that you nickfake RELOAd. Oh hi, don't you know clan idle and dignitas? Ah, you know clans like vitamin c ! XD
stop annoying me :(((( please take a new name :<<<<<<
dEZAR
dAZER
RETARd
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