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Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son














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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!


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That one weren't even funny.
I just sat here with a tragic feeling.
People thinking like that should just die, as a note his son commited suicide.

Poor boy. A father thinking being gay is something you choose..
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Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals),
since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave
marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all.
No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. :)

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.








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"Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a dead Atheist"

Oh man, I wish I could exist after death just to say "Hah, you were wrong."
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It is funny to see how stupid people can be =) gay.
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You're calling me a gay because I stand up against homosexual-discrimination?
That's so 1970.
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Its no news in you being gay man, just admit it so we can stop this.
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I'm quite secure what my sexuality is, but, believe whatever you want.
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Of course he is. He's a homophobe.
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It's cool to be homophobe these days you know.
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ROFL!!

Research shows that atheists are a different sect of Muslims??

You can't make this stuff up! This ought to keep me amused for today.
antitheism > atheism anyday
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Hitchens fanboy? :P
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meh, not really
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His debate on the Hugh Hewitt Radio Show with Mark Roberts was pretty good. I'm a follower of Dawkins, Harris and Hitchens mainly. Check out this segment from the debate.

On talking about contradictions in The Bible:

Roberts: To suggest that there are somehow wild contradictions makes me again wonder if you and I are living in parallel universes.

Hitchens: Well, I mean...you force me to press you. I mean, do you think that at the time of the crucifixion, the graves in the greater Jerusalem area opened and many of the dead came out and walked the streets?

Roberts: *stutters* Let me...

Hitchens: That's one account.

Roberts: *stutters*....Yes.....

Hitchens: You do think that happened?

Roberts: It's in Matthew's Gospel.

Hitchens: Yes

Roberts: As a believer I think it happened, but if I put on my historians hat, I say...This is one acc...*stutters* one gospel....one witness to this. This makes it, again, now speaking as a historian...historically unlikely. As a believer I believe it.

Hitchens: I'm absolutely flabbergasted!

It goes on...
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atleast he doesn't simply turn to the "it says so in the bible to it's true" argument

QuoteIf the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.


hits the nail on the head i'd say!
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QuoteWe know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

Lol, how smart can one possibly get?

QuoteHow can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that
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4.how come we cant speak monkey
100 % a USA citizen.
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My favourite is:

"I'll believe evolution when I see a monkey give birth to a human."
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They're so narrow minded that it's funny. :D
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Quoteseveral million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.
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fucking great :D

QuoteMost afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb.

QuoteIf u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

QuoteThe only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished.
"Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish."

HAHA :DDD

My new favorite
QuoteA woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.

Great logic there!

QuoteJust like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again.

An obvious fact indeed.

Quote[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

That is so fair.
Thank you all-mighty God!

QuoteMe and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these "rocks" at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day.

Seems like a good idea.

Anyway, I'll stop quoting now, as the post gets to long :D
What is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology... nothing good has ever come from 'science' --- In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!

Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world... this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE... a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning "herd"... prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the "modern" superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: "It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories." Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?
You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.
never saw something that dumb before
and i visit this site daily :O
Funny at first, read for 2 minutes became disturbing and sickening.
But hey i don't mind let them to their own, as long as they don't ring my doorbell on a sunday morning spreading the word of God!
In before the religious Cro-tards.
bestest ones

QuoteI can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie


QuoteI often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.


Quote[Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.


QuoteYou are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.
just...ähm...hm...no comment :D
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How immensely retarded!
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