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i need a very good excuse to not go to work >:/

halp me halp me
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sister in hospital
U r emo now and life outside is just too bright today!
broken leg
You are vomiting uncontrollably everywhere
have2paly `clanwar maybe?:_D
depends on who u have to lie, im expert in this. parents or boss?
just msg him/her that you cant go because you need to sort personal business (dentist, driveschool, doctor appointment etc).
Tosspot (who is the biggest tyrant at history) made communism @ crossfire.nu and he does not allow you to leave your PC.
If you stop spam = Detention Camp at Enschede.
ok, i got one excuse still left, but thats evil :X only used it once, cant get to heaven anymore.
ok but dont miss the detention camp part, i like it
you can have 2 free days without giving a reason (at least in pl)
but i suppose you used that already :>
also in iceland :DDD
Parent
Mother has just been taken into hospital and your the only avi to comfort her atm
Call your boss and sound like a fuckin sad panda, and ASK him "could i take this evening off so i could visit my dying grandma at hospital" :<
its only 3 hours, so care :/
then he prolly ask, are you serious, just say yes, and start the leet "sniffing :<". worked for me once, only time i tryed this.
yeah but arnt you a bit fucked if that time actually comes...
Parent
yes, but then is then, dont think it now and get freetime.
Parent
ur mother gets a kid
diarrhea
i need a reason to go outside for 15min today, and i have none, i'll probably tell my mom that im going to the library : D
Insane hangover, your head is swallowed, you can barely walk :)
YES, SINCE I DO THAT DAILY
ur dog ate ur homeworks

ah wait its for job....ur dog ate ur...whateva...
because i go to the library like once per week? :(
there is some nice match on gtv
i do, like 30 mins in my bed, so i can sleep easier :)
bad headache
reading in bed makes me tired, so sleep = NP
say you dont want to share a room with this asshole of a boss or one of your incompetent co-workers.You wont work for him anymore unless he gives you your own bureau.

I would say problem solved
quit job
ET EC MATCH grand final
I dont have a sister too, still use that excuse :o
your house is snowed in
you broke both legs and won't be in work for 1-3 months. 2eaz4me \_(o.O)_/

But if srsly, for me always worked diarrhea excuse, as it doesn't require visiting doctor and usually lasts for about 1-2 days :)
Why the hack ur whining for 3 hours ...
dentist :DDD
Zeg dat je een chick thuis hebt, en dit je enigste kans is om ontmaagd te worden!
so what have u done now?
whos angry?
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