wtf should i do?

Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:09):
most embarassing moment ever today
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:09):
i spilt juice all down my crotch
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:09):
sat at my pc
FU says (16:09):
:"DDD
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:09):
orange juice
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:09):
and it went all sticky
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:09):
on my legs n stuff
FU says (16:09):
=D
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:09):
so ofc i wanted to clean it off
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:09):
so i was sat at my pc
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:09):
with my cock out
FU says (16:10):
:""""""DDDDD
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:10):
and holding a tissue
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:10):
and guess what
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:10):
yup.. brother walks in
FU says (16:10):
:"DDDDDDDDDDd hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:10):
i dunno wtf to say
FU says (16:10):
jsut say
FU says (16:10):
"hey! im cleaning my orange juice"
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:10):
hmm yah
FU says (16:10):
no seriously =D
FU says (16:11):
what did he do?
FU says (16:11):
ran out?
FU says (16:13):
???
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:15):
dunno
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:15):
not sure if he noticed or what
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:16):
he give me some sweets and walked out :XD
FU says (16:16):
=D
FU says (16:16):
gave*
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:16):
i wont be able to look him in the eye!
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:16):
if i tell him what i was doing
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:16):
he will think i was wanking or smthn
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:16):
if i stay quiet
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:16):
he thinks im wanking
Mike // http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU says (16:16):
i cant win!
FU says (16:16):
just tell him the truth else it sounds fucking stupid
FU says (16:17):
dont even talk about it
FU says (16:17):
:x

wtf do i do? :XDDDDDD
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plks listen to FU
I've heard he's dumb.
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actually, ask aza, he gets caught browsing /a/ in his underwear almost daily
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are team online praccing yet?
Parent
How old is ur brother ?
hes like 14 :D
Parent
Oki I've got some solutions for u.
#1 Beat him in his face and tell him he gotta knock at the door the next time.
#2 Tell him all the facts about wanking. This gonna be more embarassing for him than for you.
#3 Talk to him like a big brother and tell him that u can't get any girl to do it for u. So sometimes the man gotta do it himself.

oKi now serious.
Do u think he's old enough to know what u were even doing ?
Just ask him where he got the sweets from and if he's looking into ur face like "U're such a fucktard!", or he gets red or something, he knows what happened.


Now go hang urself.
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im no emo! /o\
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Don't lie to me, lil sheepie.
Parent
Like 14-years-olds don't know what wanking is, rofl.
Parent
Who the hell knows ?
I was never 14 years old.
Parent
dire attempt at funny
: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

tell him the truth np
send him this log.
your brother must be very shocked, masturbating is the weirdest thing in the world
everyone who does it should go into jail fo 50 years
Parent
Be a man and go out with a wide grin. There's nothing wrong with stroking the good ol' mushroomhead.
well i needed an excuse and i thought orange juice seemed good... i will post pics next time ^_^
Parent
hahahaa


well done btw :d
TELL HIM U WERE WANKING
could work :DD
Parent
dunno, but have some SFW porn

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Stop wanking
i get so aroused signing in to msn, you got no idea!
Parent
i got owned by my mam the other day.. ive not seen her since
Really? if so i feel bad for you lol :(
Parent
teach him that wanking is normal then show him how to do it =]
its kinda normal. tell him the truth :D
oh dear.
buy new pc
hahaha :DDD [btw: log=ban!]
I was just playing with it and it went off!

*Edit ban edison
Tell him he could call himself lucky that it was the tissue and not his face. Full of. "Orange Juice"
Since your brother is 14 - an im 14 also i has solution.

he most certainly also wanks so... he will also be rather embarrassed if you walked in on him - chances are that he will just keep it to himself and Lol mike - but that means if you ever catch him wanking then you don't tell anyone nor mention it.

btw - LOCK @ DOOR > ALL
ololol shyp. wet ololstar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!111
tell him "like you havent never wanked?" or something
nice story to cover up you were wanking, did you made that one up all on your own?! :D
jus tell him what happend , when he says no u was wanking, then u say no i did that 30 min ago and my best friend cant do those things that fast
just show him this jouranl :/
you really got your cock up somebody else's arse this time havent u
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