got to love these lines

movie BLOW:

female judge:

George Jung, you stand accused
of possession of
660 pounds of marijuana
with intent to distribute.
How do you plead?

George:

Your Honor, I'd like to say
a few words to the court, if I may.

female judge:

You're going to have to stop slouching
and stand up to address this court, sir

george:

Well, in all honesty
I don't feel that
what I've done is a crime
and it's illogical and irresponsible
for you to sentence me to prison.
Because, when you think about it,
what did I really do?
I crossed an imaginary line
with a bunch of plants.
I mean, you say I'm an outlaw,
you say I'm a thief
but where's the Christmas dinner
for the people on relief, huh?
You say you're looking for someone
who's never weak but always strong...
to gather flowers constantly,
whether you were right or wrong
someone to open each and every door,
but it ain't me, babe.
No, no, it ain't me, babe.
It ain't me you're looking for, babe.