you know you play too much ET when...

by senn • 17 Jan 2008, 01:01 • Journals
before i go to bed i always take a piss. but since my room is on the highest floor and i don't wanna go down and up the stairs to the toilet i always piss in the sink.

i turned on the water and started pissing and then i subconsciously (?) started strafing from left to right around my sink 'aiming' at the hole.

:DD
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squalli 17 Jan 2008, 01:02
nice pissing in the sink wtf xDDD
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HellHammer 17 Jan 2008, 01:04
you never pissed in the sink?
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squalli 17 Jan 2008, 01:06
Well tbh.. No
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HellHammer 17 Jan 2008, 01:10
its a great mind-opening experience, too bad that people always piss in the toilet, sinks should be more popular
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senn 17 Jan 2008, 01:12
a sink is designed for it:

- i can rest my sack on it and pee in the middle without holding it
- it is good to learn to aim while peeing
- it provides alot of fun
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HellHammer 17 Jan 2008, 01:14
well i like sinks more because they are wider and are easier to pee on for the moments you have a hard-on. Conventional toilets have smaller hitboxes
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kReSti 17 Jan 2008, 04:39
toiletes sucks here in greece we dont got rly toilets :)
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Jinosta 17 Jan 2008, 01:10
tbh i have once i think not sure hahaha
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HellHammer 17 Jan 2008, 01:04
yes, thats the first stage. After a few more months and you will start wondering why people can see you when you try leaning through a wall.you may prolly end up doing selfkill, so watch out
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OVER9000BPM 17 Jan 2008, 01:08
Thats normal.
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kRONE 17 Jan 2008, 01:10
KRONEEE :dDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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SneeK_ 17 Jan 2008, 01:13
tbh i learned to use bottles to piss in at college :)
i sleep naked + there was a door u need to unlock with a key everytime so ... :)

P.S: the strafing thing is retarded though
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senn 17 Jan 2008, 01:14
when i'm at home i use bottles aswell!

and yes the strafing thing made me lol at myself :(
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SneeK_ 17 Jan 2008, 01:17
ur parent's sleep next to the bathroom as well ? :D

my dad found a bottle one day , he was srsly pissed & grossed out :D
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Sheep 17 Jan 2008, 01:20
lmao :D i guess its better than pissing on floors! \o/
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Rhand 17 Jan 2008, 01:16
What the fuck @ bottles you lazy asses :DD
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SneeK_ 17 Jan 2008, 01:17
dude , putting your clothes on -> finding the key -> unlock my door ->crossing doors
then returning having to put the key in the first door -> second door -> locking my door -> taking clothes off

it's just to much for me when there is a perfect solution like a bottle 1 m away :)
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s1LENT 17 Jan 2008, 01:17
gg at 3o3 :XD
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Owzo 17 Jan 2008, 01:24
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wtf?
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s1LENT 17 Jan 2008, 01:25
D: ya but it was nice anyway :D
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ETNiES 17 Jan 2008, 01:27
the pissing in bottles is kinda weird cause then you have to go empty the bottles.. but i have pissed in the sink in my gf's house!
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Sheep 17 Jan 2008, 01:41
Quotecan i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?!

name that movie
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ETNiES 17 Jan 2008, 01:44
Little Nicky! (ty google!)
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Sheep 17 Jan 2008, 01:44
damn it :(
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Rhand 17 Jan 2008, 02:50
Little Nicky rules !!
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matz 17 Jan 2008, 02:05
haha sink pissing is jokes!
bottles r the best tho!
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INSTi 17 Jan 2008, 07:07
rofl have a sink in my room aswell but its broken. Fortunatley I dont have to use it for that purpose since the toilet is right outside my door :P
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Zodiac 17 Jan 2008, 07:29
Pissing in bottles, sink etc.
WTF!? :D

A toilet > bottle & sink :P
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Rapt6rr 17 Jan 2008, 08:31
I thought I was a fucking genius when I discovered that when I was 6. I got told off pretty hard by my parents (yes because I shared my discovery with them)
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Rafiki 17 Jan 2008, 09:10
Bestest journal in looooong taaim!
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sentj 17 Jan 2008, 11:00
i pee always by those conditions on my girlfriend, it turns me on
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1Viper 17 Jan 2008, 11:19
You sick sick personage


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