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28 Jan 2008, 20:21
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<quad|> So, a 
mAus is being chased by a cat.
<quad|> It goes into the stable, and tells the cow:
<quad|> Cow, Cow, please, hide me.
<quad|> The cow thinks for a while and has an idea.
<quad|> It craps all over the mouse.
<quad|> The cat comes and asks:
<quad|> Cow, did you see a mouse around?
<quad|> The cow: No, I didn't. But if you want, you can look around.
<quad|> The cat looks around, and sees the tail of the mouse coming out of the crap, takes it out and eats the mouse.
<quad|> The morals:
<quad|> 1) Not anyone that puts you into shit wants to do you bad.
<quad|> 2) Not anyone that takes you out of shit wants to do you good.
<quad|> 3) If you're in shit anyway, make sure you're completely in it!
<quad|> you can laugh now :)
http://etace.org/world3v3/?q=node/6
mAus is being chased by a cat.<quad|> It goes into the stable, and tells the cow:
<quad|> Cow, Cow, please, hide me.
<quad|> The cow thinks for a while and has an idea.
<quad|> It craps all over the mouse.
<quad|> The cat comes and asks:
<quad|> Cow, did you see a mouse around?
<quad|> The cow: No, I didn't. But if you want, you can look around.
<quad|> The cat looks around, and sees the tail of the mouse coming out of the crap, takes it out and eats the mouse.
<quad|> The morals:
<quad|> 1) Not anyone that puts you into shit wants to do you bad.
<quad|> 2) Not anyone that takes you out of shit wants to do you good.
<quad|> 3) If you're in shit anyway, make sure you're completely in it!
<quad|> you can laugh now :)
http://etace.org/world3v3/?q=node/6
It's winter, and a little bird has really cold,so cold he is near to death,
then he see a nice fresh warm cow shit, so he covers himself with the cowshit and he is rly happy, in fact he is so happy that he starts singing, so there he is singing in a cowshit nicely..
An eagle hears his singing dives down and heads down and eats him
moral: if you are in the shit, you stfu
http://etace.org/world3v3/?q=node/9
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