OMG DUDEEEEEEE

I studied with this guy 2 years ago back in the junior high school.
MADE ME ROFL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXZ-VuhEiS0

Translation:

"Hello, I'm Uriel from Haifa, and i'm about to do 3 things.
I'm going to show my really really long tangue,
I'm about to make a sound of a dying kengeroo and i'm about to cut 500 shekels (around 130$) and i'll cut the money just cause im filming it.
Ok, I will start with my tangue. ***-_-" showing tangue***
*Caught* this is my tangue...
Now I will make a sound of a dying Lion... Kengeroo's pup.
*** EHUUUUUUUEHUUUUUUUUUUEHUUUUUUUUUUU *** = LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
and now i'm about to waste 500 shekels for no reason.
first of all im about to chew.. actually, eat a 100 shekels bill ** CHEW CHEW CHEW = YUMMY. *** - whuuuuhuuu * Caugh *
ok, now im about to cut another 400 shekels, for no fucking reason.
I will spend 500 shekels for no reason just cause I want to participate in the show.
I have a talent AND I cut 400 shekels.. 500 shekels.
So.......... so here you go you should take me because I can make a dying kengeroo's pup sound and to cut 500 shekels and to show my long tangue
so thats it, I hope that you will choose me."

HAVE FUN AND DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.