we need a abkec ferom teh klub

I came. I saw Cloverfield. I came again.

:D:D: hi master

offspring of banaan?

oO they kinda scare me:/

i had carnival party and wuz lyk wtf olol, had beer n stuff very cool. then i wuz lyk omg hungry + party sucked with old people singing retarded carneval songs so i went lyk home and went to the döner-shop getting some f00d.

9th Most hits on crossfire

where ther fuck do u see that masta of banana

:)

i was still wasted because of the partying the past days, so i played some crap cod4 mixes, watched Saving Private Ryan again, almost cried at the end, and yeh here i am!

Nice story innit?

Found out that a lot of people pretend like they know, so I told them like 'yo' and when they disagreed their nose grow so I cut it off and gave them the pieces of their guilty being back, for it is what they deserve. Then a midget showed up and asked me the time, when I told him this is Europe he asked me to gtfo and when I disagreed he cut off my internetconnection, so I went to his homeplanet and cleaned his home, did the dishes, and took care of his children.
After I found a camera on my bike I knew it must have been the work of a seventeen year old, and I did a huge investigation, with no results, though I never got the respect I deserved for I need sleep, and that is what I will has now, not only today but tomorrow as well, the future is gone and there is nothing to live for at night, this shit might sound tight but some people consider darkness as bright so better check your facts before I make some new tracks and blow u into dust to be the biggest retard around for me is a must, on that you can trust that I'm even takin a nap during my bust. aight

I was planning on another boring evening fapping behind my pc, but then some friends called if they cud chillout here, so I was like "yeh, cool", so we chilled and drank alcohol all night, but now I'm afraid to go to bed coz if I'll go to bed now I'll puke fo sho, so I played a bit of cod4, but there are nearly only cheaters online now (check my new journal k3k3k3k), so that's boring, that's why I'm typing this story here right now, coz I'm just so fucking bored. I just fapped over that movie again you put in your last journal (with the hot chick dancing), in combination with that other movie of her on youtube, called "low", which isn't low at all but imo it's high+ skill, coz it's fucking sexy, even her glasses look sexy on her. but enough about the faptalk. let's do a war or smth, u still online @ vent? why don't I just connect to vent, I mean, I'm so fucking bored, I have nothing to do anyways. Maybe we can make up pwnage stories together and write them down in a big bullshit book and publish it on crossfire and sell it for big money so we can become rly rich and buy all hot chicks on earth (although you don't need to buy them coz you're so sexy), and oh yeh, I don't need to buy them too, coz I'm darth vader, I'll just rape em with my lasersword laik ZOOOOOOM. But now I'm going to connect to your ventrilo I guess coz this story is getting boring and it's only part 1 of my biiiiiig lifestory (this is just a few hours, I'm already 18 years old so I'm mature now so I can smoke weed everyday which is cool n k3k n stuff but laik not on the interwebz coz ppl are haters there and say evil stuff about your looks and appearance coz they know they are more ugly but they dont dare to admit so they call me ugly but they shud smoke weed and chill out coz it aint worth it coz were all gonna die soon) :D:D:D oh yeh, talking about dieing soon, I don't wanna die, I'm gonna study highhighhighschool education shizz so I can make us all live longer and overpopulate the earth so we have many warz to make the population go less and that's k3k coz then ppl die and that's k3k hehehehehehehehehehe muhahaha coz then you see all splat blood and it's always different coz ppl from turky are laik different than the negro's from the jungle who ate your third arm!

it's a shame the right one has colored feet. :((

yesterday i fought with my stepdad and i think if my mom hadn't come between us, i would have killed him :x

i was in a blind rage

oh well