smart sentences :~>

well my teacher had a funny book with all kindes of those rly cool sentences :p
like:

"the eye belive to herself and the ear belive to others" ^_^

or

"marrige is the only jail where you can get free for bad behaviour" :p

or

"a succesfull man is some one who earn more money then the money his wife can spent, and a succesfull woman is the wife who find that man" :p

or

"dont ever argue with an idiot.
he will lower you to his level, and then win you with his experience"
xD

or

"in an undevelop country=dont drink the water
in a develop country=dont breath the air"
:x

or

"what is the difference between smart and cleaver?
smart guy never enter a trouble that cleaver guy know how to manage save himself from it"
:D

hard to translate them into english =(
there are many more if you like me to keep writing them :o
more then 100 pages =(
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my eyes are bleeding form trying to read that
what should be dont then? =(
Parent
you just made me wanna gouge my own eyes out
Parent
you ment gouge right?
Parent
Mr. Clever Shit >.<
Parent
you're absolutely right!
Parent
so fuckin true >.<
Parent
yes i want more, actually, i want all 100 pages - today.
there more then 100 pages =(
Parent
better start working already
Parent
i wont since you were sarcastic =(
bibuy tv
Parent
threw it out of the window?
Parent
they were actually translated from english as far as i know, so please
the book is in hebrew so i had to translate them back to english

vixor whore !
Parent
what the fuck are you on about this time? 8[
Parent
can explain now since i hear vixor calling you !
Parent
who the fuck is vixor? 8[
Parent
GIVE THEM ALL
next time ask the teacher for translations
pls buy an english dictionairy or sumthing
I think he should rather buy a grammar book ...
Parent
an undevelop country
a develop countr
breath the air"
eye belive to
succesfull

dunno, dictionairy seems appropriate also
You could also learn to spell dictionary. Idiot.
Parent
[ger]
zwischen zwei polen ist ein loch (tech.)

geotest: hauptstadt der schweiz
marc: ricola ?
sometimes things just dont make any sense
hf @ bantime
why would they ban me for this :S
every1 sometimes makes a random post, why shouldn't I be able to make one ocassionally. Btw, be glad I didn't make a whole new journal for this pic ^^
Parent
because that pic is just sooo wrong x| + sick
Parent
I have the same book :P Pretty funny quotes init!
that books needs english

or is it only you?
wauw
Great :/
Is that book in Hebrew?

scan and pm some to me, I'd like to learn some Hebrew basics :)
You think you're going to learn Hebrew by looking at a random Hebrew book?
Parent
not only that, I thought about reading some other book as well !
Parent
you want to learn hebrew by reading a book? :x
Parent
nah, I thought about getting a study book as well
Parent
ok :>
if you need help with anything, just pm :o

btw did you like those sentences?
ppl are idiots, i gave them rly nice sentences and what they do !
trying to fix my grammer =(
Parent
yeah they were cool, and many had a nice idea behind them :)

u can give me more as well :D
Parent
i will write some of them later :p
Parent
"what is the difference between smart and cleaver?
smart guy never enter a trouble that cleaver guy know how to manage save himself from it"

i wanna be cleaver : (
cleaver as a beaver
Parent
beavers are pretty cleaver idd, but not as cleaver as an axe
Parent
if you cleaver to msn ill cleaver you with my axe
Parent
image: smart
image: cleaver
what's the difference?
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