Valentinsday?!

Hi I need a french love-poem for my girlfriend...it mustnt be that tear jerking..
If u copy the text plz write it with accents etc.^^


Thx in andvance sincerly urs fear
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vou le vou cou che avec moi
mine is much better: wullu wuku schee avek moi
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damn you're early to start looking for a present
May u be my valentine =) ?
je t'aime
bonjour
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veux-tu

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avec moi, ce
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mon cherie?! nice male friend?! gaylord signalated! No problem with it tho m8
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ma cherie ,dude and why should i call her mrs. (voulez means, that shes a stranger person^^)
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Because you are kinky and fuck people you dont know?! Dont ask retarded questions sir!
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omg i just need a good poem fucker go and catch a cat to fuck
Parent
take this...maybe she cant french (yes i know bit retarded that u want a french poem if she cant french but whateva) but i bet she ll understand this without probs :D:D
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she got frz. LK and i got deutsch LK so np^^ /ger ich noOb^^
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Flaming at the internet! Your gf and your mommy will be proud of you! Haha, lowlife
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haha, voules! Next time, just dont try to prove you have french skills, i am flemish tard who doesnt know french and even i see your mistakes! /quit xfire and study french !
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is it veut ? :D:D: or veux
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haha, i told you, get your books!
Parent
whateva....i m one of the worst in my frenchclass lol
4,5 years french now and always sucked , exept this year lol


improved from 5 to 3 but dnno how..still sux
Parent
Improved from 5 to 3? Boy, i bet your teacher has fun reading your exams haha!
Parent
i wrote a 3- !!!!

thats my personal record :D
(but just because we had to read a french book and write something about it...i bought the book twice....in french and in german -> izi :D
Parent
Chaque jour je t'aime d'avantage
Au'jourdhui
plus que hier
et biens moins que demain

Each day I love you more
today more than yesterday
and much less than tomorrow.
sounds good axel^^
Parent
Dans ton cœur qui rayonne est caché l´espoir qui te tends à la vie. L´espoir que te dis: Ne renonces pas à ton chemin de l´amour qui est à attendre difficile. C´est plus loin que la nuit et le jour. Tu devras chercher la princesse de ton cœur, c´est ta mission ! Elle est la personne qui
mérite de t´aimer. Cherches la, ne t´arrêtent pas ! Tu es presque chez elle ! Va au pays de la lune de miel !
Je t´ai rencontré,
j´ai pensé que je te sais. D´ou viens tu ? Qui es tu ? Ces questions sont ne pas
très important, quand on est amoureux, sauf le moment et le sentiment.
Je veux te donne mon amour. S´il te plaît, ne te moques pas de moi. Je ne sais pas qu´il y a un succès dans notre amour.
Mais j´espère qu´il y a un peu d´espoir. Nous pouvons l´essayer. N´as pas peur.
Je suis chez toi, maintenant et pour tout le temps, ça je te promis.
Ensemble nous sommes forts.
Tu es une personne exceptionnelle.
Tu es la princesse de mon cœur.
Nous pouvons croire à notre future
avec l´espoir de l´amour.


dunno what it means, i just googled for love poems in french
xD I already thought "LOL Schnee + French? :O"
Parent
i had it @school for 5 years, but uuhm i dunno anything anymore, just few words and phrases :p
Parent
:P After 5 years? xD Still, it's something :P
Parent
suce ma bite sal pute!!!
lol u dont have a gf right?^^ mr. im used to plastic-women xD
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was that reply meant for me ? ;o
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valentines day is so fucking commercial !
und trotzdem wollen mer alle ruff!
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ihr seid so bestechlich >_>'
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neeeeeeeee dat geht och ohne geschenke!
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umso besser :D:D:D:
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mange ma merde
Eat but shit?

Nice fail.


edit, nice edit son. :P
Parent
write one yourself :P i tried! lolol (epic fail)
Je la baise de wanna vous dans l'âne.
Profond dans l'âne.
Avons buttsex.
Ou j'étonnerai buttsex vous.

Sucer mon coq.
Sucer mon âne.
Sucer mon nez.
Sucer mon oreille.

Ce soir je vous violerai.
Le viol d'âne vous.
Totalement plisser votre anus.
Vous mourrez.

Vous saignerez à la mort.
Mais au moins vous avez eu le bon sexe.
Maintenant vous êtes mort.
Donc je ferai skullfuck vous un plus de temps.

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Translation:

I wanna fuck you in the ass.
Deep in the ass.
Let's have buttsex.
Or I will surprise buttsex you.

Suck my cock.
Suck my ass.
Suck my nose.
Suck my ear.

Tonight I will rape you.
Ass rape you.
Totally screw up your anus.
You will die.

You will bleed to death.
But at least you had good sex.
Now you're dead.
So I'll skullfuck you one more time.
i guess she wont like it or wait....... hmm nah
Parent
;o orly?
I srsly thought she would love it, I mean, it's utterly lovely isn't it?
Parent
well some girls like it the offense way..... ;)
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xDDD ur not rly taking me serious r u?
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i am serious ofc. lok all the biatches in clubs they want it! noW!!! ... :p
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i got a dutch 1 selfmade
Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ( Kisses are the unspoken words of love.)
Entre deux coeurs qui s'aiment, nul besoin de paroles (Two hearts in love need no words)
Je t'aime, Je t'adore !!! :)
Je suis un fils de pute

wouldn't that work?
One I remember, which my friend once wrote in school when we were 16 years old for a dutch task:

Ik heb koffie gezet
Met puré en een kroket
Ik vind je een lekkere slet
We doen het vaak in bed
Buiten staat een geit
Hij heeft hetzelfde gevoel als ik
Een heerlijk gevoel in z'n pik
;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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haha priceless xDD
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nice replying skills :DDDDDDDDD
Parent
Would be good to do some mixture between TTC and Orelsan.
workin on valentines :(
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