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15 Feb 2008, 22:19
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Journals
There was a player called mystic
Whose aim was unrealistic
A fanboy I was
But I stopped because
It was no longer individualistic
I'm just so fucking bored
A new computer I can't afford
So I browse crossfire
For a journal to inspire
Something to post for reward
FIND A FUCKING GAME HAVOK
YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK
I'LL KILL MYSELF SOON
YOU FUCKING BAFFOON
OH SHI- YOU GOT ONE YOU ROCK
brb 6on6
HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP MEEEEEE :( :(
Whose aim was unrealistic
A fanboy I was
But I stopped because
It was no longer individualistic
I'm just so fucking bored
A new computer I can't afford
So I browse crossfire
For a journal to inspire
Something to post for reward
FIND A FUCKING GAME HAVOK
YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK
I'LL KILL MYSELF SOON
YOU FUCKING BAFFOON
OH SHI- YOU GOT ONE YOU ROCK
brb 6on6
HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP MEEEEEE :( :(
hampdidampti sat on a wall
hampdidampti had a great fall
and all the kings horses and all the kings men
couldnt put him together again
He was incredibly hard to please
I told him to fuck off
But he never took off
So I bashed one out instead
Who was difficult to please
His situation is dire
Still spamming Crossfire
Most likely until he's deceased
No decent games to play
I tried to get some kip
No chance in this tip
So I cut myself instead
the journey home was a blast
the bus driver got pissed
threw off all the kids
I nearly wet myself
I'm gonna rape your ass
You're the one I'm going to harrass
Skullfuck you 'til you bleed to death
And then fuck your carcass 'til I'm out of breath
And yes, I love your gass