need help from people all over UK

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh need help >.<

ok now here's my problem:

For my "Abitur" ( A Levels ) I have to do a so called "Facharbeit". The "Facharbeit" has to be about something typically english or something that happens/happened in the United Kingdom. It has to be around 10-12 pages so I want YOU to help me with finding an interesting topic about which I can write approximately 10 pages or more :(
Help plx and to all of you who think LOLOLO XFIRE SIRIOUZ JOURNAL, I have to say that the math journals were surprisingly effective..

SO HELP ME OMFG OMFG OMFG :<<<
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haha, i had to do the same 1 year ago :P
fu im so fucked up i dont have a clue about which topic i'm going to write about :<<<<
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some typical things in UK?
examples: wales, fish, chips, london, scotland, sherlock holmes ... to be continued...

or try to confute a prejudice
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I need examples >.< and i mean i can't write about fish n chips .. ok i mean i actually could write about it but it wouldn't even come near the 10 pages :F London, wales etc is too big ~~ my teacher doesn't acknowledge those , as she calls them , huge categories ~~
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k, then try to analyze the diffrent dialects... USA, UK and Australia :p
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wtf is that? xD i mean how do you analyze it? based on their ancestors or what? :o
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yes, for example :p
or try to present the topic "english - the world language"

so you can list many countries in which english is first language..
and then try to analyze again ^^
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too huge ~~ need to specify more :( something like a book and so on ~~ everything else is too huge xD
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k, then fuck you ^^
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noes help me pls :<
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no ideas not anymore :P
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k, then try to analyze the diffrent dialects... USA, UK and Australia :p

so hmm what else can you analyze there besides their ancestors?
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historical background... :p
the brits conquered the USA or british colonies in Afirca o_O

or maybe... in australia the people like to say "good day"
in UK or USA it's very uncommon
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but thats not quite analyzing is it? the brits conquered america thats why americans speak english :o thats no real analyzing is it? i mean i dont want to be unpolite but this seems fishy to me :<
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k, what about english colonies and world language? are you interesed in this topics? :<
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hmm i mean colonies are interesting gotta ask my teacher if i'm allowed to take it :P
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moooooooooom


//edit: ask perfo lolollool but thanks really <3
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fu perfo :(
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Quotesome typical things in UK?
examples: wales, fish, chips, london, scotland, sherlock holmes ... to be continued...


:D
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ye, quite funny lol

image: hysb0906
impossible to understand :C
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nice, but german words are also famous for length
example: "Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftsraddampfer-
kapitänskajütentürsicherheitsschlüssel"

and no, i don't want to explain it xD
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Hmm how about something like the American-British relationship in the time from the Mayflower Compact till now or so

E: A 2girls1cup review would be class too D:
Is scat typically english? :d
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NO OF COURSE NOT *peering at Sheep*
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Type a 12-paged essay about white beans with tomato sauce
fu i need siriouz help from perfo :<
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Politics
is there anything special in your politics? Any super-never-been-here-before things?
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*cough* Extremely interesting, indeed
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But it's got quite a bit of history you can mumble on about for 10 pages :P
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omg laska hi, i can help if you want
do so pls :< btw haZer and me are going to visit you in london in october :D
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i don't live in london >(
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don't you live near it? :o
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you need to help me some day, ipg :>
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oh ye lol sorry :D er, does it have to be contemporary? if you can do anything about britain consider the industrial revolution or something
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everything that happened or is happening at the very moment ;>
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look at some history of england, i.e. english literature or something, shakespeare? all sorts you could right about there, or say, victorian civilization, roman influences on britain, things like that
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Iraq war
Blair - Bush
Incompetence of the labour government
Boris Johnson
Knife Crime
Drink Culture
Football
ASBO's
Economic stuff
Weather (UK people love to talk about it)
binge drinking in the uk, not a problem at all!!!1
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Well it wont be until we are 40 and all die of liver disease :p
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economic stuff: need some examples there please since my other intensive course is economy^^
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Inflation (House / Fuel / Food Prices)
Large Current account defect
"Credit Crunch"
Are we going into a recession?

I guess you could possibly look at all the macro-economic objectives, how they have been achieved by UK government + Bank of England and then tie it into how it may contribute to us going into recession or prevent us from escaping one.
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Those topics are nice even though they aren't anything that is only happening in UK. We got the same probs here in germany thats why my teacher would criticize it :( if you dont have any other suggestion thanks anyway if you do have more then post pls :<
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math journals are interesting, this isn't :p
it is not here to be interesting, it is here to save my soul from eternal agony and suffering
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Black criminals
He wanted something to write about, there's plenty of stereotypical newspapers that cover news about black crime.
There's been quite a few killings, knife crimes and bullying that's been brought up in the news over the past few years.
Not that I would write about it myself :P
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so tell me about which topic you would write about :P
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Urm, I can't think of anything off the top of my head right now.
Something to do with the youth of today possibly, there's plenty to cover, the ASBO, new rules on drinking, crime, schools (knifing etc)
Dunno :XD
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if you know something more specific feel free to pm or reply ^.^
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YOU'RE THE MAN! *claps* =D
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i once wrote 14 pages about myself
rofl i could hardly write 2 pages ~~
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well actually my mom did it for me.. but well yeah i would have a hard time with it too writing 14 pages about myself :o
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nice nice. : D so do you know any topic i could write about?:>
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you could write about joran van der sloot or yourself or what influence the media has or something i dunno ^^
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typically uk indeed
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lol laska doing homeworks .. times change obviously :|
it sure does :<
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Jack the Ripper
sherlock holmes!
http://www.xfire.be/?x=journal&mode=item&id=50328

=)

debate on whether the companies should comply

you could take several points of view into the equation etc !
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