Girl Next Door

Dear xfire readers, randoms, lowskillers, cheaters and admins,

Recently the student apartment next to me became avi. So two days ago a 25 year old chick moved in. So I wake up yesterday and want to take a shower but she's in it :'( After she's done I want to go take a shower but before I can enter the bathroom she rushes out of her room with only a towel around her to say hi and get to meet each other. I think i do not need to expain you cannot shake hands when you are holding a towel, but she didnt get that part.

So after the boob incident I decided to say hi again, ask her if my late night chattering on ventrilo didnt bother her, or me taking a shower in the morning. So she replied "I work at night" and the shower wasnt really a problem, "we can take one together"

IM SO FUCKING SOERE SHE'S A PROSTITUTE

Yours truly,
overdrive

ps: I was so confused after the towel incident I even forgot her name :o
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POENT!
go fuck her then.
don't watch so many teeny movies
is she fat?
j-j-j-j-jam it in
I had the same situation...except mine was with a Korean guy...apart from the (fake) "we can take one together' part!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

That's fine for you though, seeing you're gay ¬_¬
Parent
Everyone knows Asians have tiny ....'s, wouldn't work out! :(
Parent
she got the hots for you fo showww :))
She's too small and too fat :'(
Parent
dont be shallow Hal :)
Parent
Sounds like your type! Want not, waste not, pass her on! =D
Parent
She's muslim! You prolly are only allowed to fuck her in her ass untill you marry her :/
Parent
where the hell is the problem there
Parent
k she's musllim , that's -800 points for her , but fucking her in the ass all the time +850
Parent
kzou het niet weten ... nog nooit behoefte gehad om mijn piet in een wijf haar kakker te duwen ...
Parent
pic or it never happened...
this journal is not about elisha cuthbert?
oh nos malczik is going to murder me!
Parent
nah i think im saNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHFH
Parent
oHH no4aZzzZZZZZZ
Parent
AVI OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
just ask what her job is, done.
i feel sorry for you
0.o
Well uhm.. keep us informed.
You got a point D:
"There is no erotic than a womans vagina." xD
or smth like that :c dunno exactly
Parent
Quote by FlyingDJ There's nothing erotic about a woman's vagina.
Parent
That's exactly what I meant :D
Parent
but you didnt express it correctly
Parent
shame on me!
Parent
Good story :)
AVI OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
ask her how much is it
the borat quote only works on drunk girls, you'll prolly get bitchslapped if you use it on sober ones
Parent
ge eh wy
Loel :D
recruit her
REALLIFEZ0R!!111

“ask her if my late night chattering on ventrilo didnt bother her”

oops nerd inside ;DD
chicks like nerds
Parent
No, chicks like smiley faces:

image: SmileyFacebitch
image: 1180760455201
image: 1180760499970
image: 1180760523748
Parent
Haha, pic of the day!
Parent
chicks like

image: amatomu_pie

no they dont like smiley faces
Parent
Not true, girls want: 90% money, 10% sex
Parent
use condoms btw
:D

The first thing that came up my mind: what if she got aids?!?
Parent
im serious, its situations like these that people get aids, you better watch out, cause she seems to be the slutty type, which is najs only if you have an unending supply of condoms :)
Parent
or she's a nymphomaniac. A friend of mine once dated a nymphomaniac and he pretty much enjoyed it up till the point where he had to have sex with her 10 times a day.
Parent
after a long time one interesting journal here =(
need pics or never happened !
''i have a dream''
some ppl arent living with mummy and daddy anymore
Parent
Is she hot?
Then sue her for sexual harassment.
Parent
No pain, no 'gain'!
pic or it didnt happen
you could earn a lot of money with her build up a website and let her masturbate on cam and shit like that
take a pic of her and i tell you whether shes a bitch or not =)
it happens for alot of us that we get confused after the first time touching boobs
Age: 15 ( 10 April 1992 )

I'm sure you don't have that problem, since you're probably still being breast-fed.
Parent
? most of the teenagers loose their virginity around 13-15
Parent
umm.. the statistics actually say boys lose theirs mostly around 17
Parent
18 is the average age.
Parent
What an idiotic and childish comment :D Was kinda dissapointing to see smth like this from you.

Doing smth like that at the age of 15 isn't so weird.
Parent
öö, but just reminder. 15 year old girls DONT have boobs!
Parent
they do , some of them :D
Parent
not really.. some of them just have some fat boobs
Parent
ypu not alot but some have more than 20+ :O
Parent
i know a girl who is 13 years old and she got BIG tits
Parent
BIG FAT TITS. that is my point.
Parent
breast yes fed nope
Parent
USE CONDOM AND HAVEFUN :D
OMG JOIN ON HER FOR FREE
Dont talk about Rebecca like she's just some slut.
Catfish?
Parent
i feel sorry for you saying all this on xfire dude..
try to think better fake story to tell :) Because if it did happen, u would be still banging her and not on Crossfire telling this
explain then
Maybe she's just desperate!
QuoteI was so confused after the towel incident I even forgot her name :o


poor overdrive, he saw boobs.
reminds me of the movie "The Girl Next Door". a little bit.
demo/pic or it didnt happen
avi plz
niceone living in a movie, you have a big fantasy my friend
:D overdrive
She fucking said that? lucky you
avi aswell
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