Spermbanks

by mqdzz • 27 Feb 2008, 15:19 • Journals
The sperm bank in Belgium Leuven Gives 750 euro's for everyone with a donation... ^^
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Fab 27 Feb 2008, 15:20
:O new pc here i cum!
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unizo 27 Feb 2008, 15:21
I see what you did there! :D
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Kito 27 Feb 2008, 15:21
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Kito 27 Feb 2008, 15:20
:OOOOOOOOOO ROFL
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Decade 27 Feb 2008, 15:21
Can a nickname get any worse than mqdzz?
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Fab 27 Feb 2008, 15:21
randomly bashed keyboard afaik
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Ri bo 27 Feb 2008, 15:21
This crap seems to be modern these days :(
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Deactivated6289 27 Feb 2008, 15:21
Are you serious, I could damn well use that money for my sperm!
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Quazz 27 Feb 2008, 15:23
Now we know how you bought your 'etbot'
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mqdzz 27 Feb 2008, 15:24
Noez, I went there but they said u have to be 18 -__-
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:23
HOLY SHIT.

I'd fucking wank furiously all day .
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Nonix 27 Feb 2008, 15:24
You do anyway
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:26
Lies
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mqdzz 27 Feb 2008, 15:27
noez
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:28
LIES LIES LIES LIES
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:31
do u rly think anyone believes u except urself? :D
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:33
but , but ... :(
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:33
yep, u've been busted now :P
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:34
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:36
don't lie :D what else could you do besides wanking / browsing crossfire
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:37
Er... Playing ET and CS:S , looking for lulz , estotard:D
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:40
and wanking meanwhile ur doing those activities, thats why u always have 1 hand occupied
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:40
i'm owning you @ ET with 1 hand then , true true .
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:41
nah :P i've seen you play ET
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:46
I've changed and unexpected skillboost since like a month or two
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julianK<3foonr 27 Feb 2008, 15:47
From what I know you have to wait one week or a few days at least until you can donate again.
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:48
:<

750€ x2 or 750€ a week , that's enough for me :)))
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julianK<3foonr 27 Feb 2008, 15:50
For me too actually... Now that I'm 18 I just have to look for a rather nearby spermbank. I'm just afraid there is none.
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INSTi 27 Feb 2008, 15:24
Well if you get past the criteria, like non smoker, good education, no lines of heart disease in family and so on you can enjoy your new pc
but then you'd have to live with the fact that you are a nerd :D
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TheDuck 27 Feb 2008, 15:37
750 euros would be a fine compensation for a bit of nerdiness imo :P
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INSTi 27 Feb 2008, 15:41
True, but afaik that amount of money isnt normal for spermbanks, thought it was more like 150 max. So I just assumed there must be alot of special criteria :x

Tbh you could make a living with that roaming arround wanking off in different city's xDD THX journalmaker for giving me weird fantasys :D
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vensteR 27 Feb 2008, 15:27
Liar, its only the girls that get this kind of money for their eggs, male get less! In ghent it is the same, only males dont get anything for wanking, you do it for fucking free...
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:27
wtf? 750 per donation..how big has the donation got to be then? do they give u a bucket and ask u to fill it up or what? :o
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mqdzz 27 Feb 2008, 15:28
Well apperntly, I just read it in the news paper from couple days ago oO

But u gotta give 3 cups I think...
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Fab 27 Feb 2008, 15:30
so if u give 6 u get 1500€ ?
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mqdzz 27 Feb 2008, 15:31
noez
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Fab 27 Feb 2008, 15:32
bullshit straight from a bulls ass :<
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:31
or 9 and u get 2250euros :o
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Fab 27 Feb 2008, 15:35
OR 27 and get 6750 €
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:38
haha :DD altho i guess they would kick you out after you've handed over like 6 already :P
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Fab 27 Feb 2008, 16:43
i dont think so, the more cum they have the more woman that can get baby's they grow up and want to buy like pokemon card n stuff = > good for economy
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snew 27 Feb 2008, 15:32
mqdzz on 27/02/08, 16:24:00 PM | Reply

Noez, I went there but they said u have to be 18 -__-

you read it in the newspaper, "ok"
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dinev 27 Feb 2008, 15:30
anyone should invent a car that runs with sperm imo!
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:33
would be kind of disgusting, wouldn't it? :D
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:33
At least you never run out of fuel unless your a woman :D
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mqdzz 27 Feb 2008, 15:33
Instead of tanking @ the gas station Ur wanking infront of the playboy shop into the car, NP
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:35
yea but then the gas stations would be sperm stations? and what if you acidentally overfill the tank and all the sperm flies out on you/on your car. :S
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mqdzz 27 Feb 2008, 15:35
Get ur women to suck it up oO
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infi_ 27 Feb 2008, 15:37
and i bet all the women in the world would do that with pleasure :D
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INSTi 27 Feb 2008, 15:46
Thats a bad idea, think of the market and all those 3rd world country's. They will be lined up in factorys chained to poles with blonde pin-ups on them, eating eggs all day and wanking fuel for the west. That's so sad :/

*g*
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 15:51
I'm fucking going african if I have a blonde pin-up sitting on me all day long.
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INSTi 27 Feb 2008, 15:58
you will be chained to a pole with a pin-up photos! But ye I'd do that for a real one too, even being chained down, that would just increase the fun xD
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 16:03
What if the guy is gay and doesn't tell anyone he is :D
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INSTi 27 Feb 2008, 16:12
OH NOES then he will be put in a spermitization camp where pin-ups from the shemale calendar with gloves will extract the semen manually through teh BACKDOORZ and the fuel wil only be delivered to pink cars and pretty chicks with dogs in their purse!!! xD

Edit: or be used for those gay hybrid cars OFC xD
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rebelii 27 Feb 2008, 16:47
What if the man's frigid.
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INSTi 27 Feb 2008, 16:50
OMG YU DONT WANNA KNOW HRHRHRHRLOLROFLHARRRRR :P
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OVER9000BPM 27 Feb 2008, 15:41
OMG iam going to fly there, donate 3 times, so i have a nice weekend, flights paid + some spare money for new pc.
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C4rnage 27 Feb 2008, 15:48
allen daarheen!!! xD
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koek 27 Feb 2008, 15:50
Does noone even care that there will be a possiblility that you reproduce without even knowing the mother?
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INSTi 27 Feb 2008, 16:00
xD Would be nuttin but a nut to me
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sol 27 Feb 2008, 15:51
An expensive moneyshot!
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