Shibaraku desu ne

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I used to be a loser like most of Crossfire's users. I was a virgin at the age of 19, had never kissed, and didn't know how to behave around girls. Then I came over this incredible anime known as Lucky Star. Through Kagami I learned how woman truly are: condescending, arrogant whores that only want the unattainable.

Remember how Kagami rejected all the guys who desired her body, while she was secretely fapping to the only girl who didn't like her: my sensei Konata.

Konata: A loser with no money nor friends. She taught me how to get chicks even though when I was a loser. Stay calm, stay cool, don't look down on yourself, and have other goals than fucking chicks. Slowly they'll be flocking around you like flies on a dog shit.

I am 100% serious. Watch Lucky Star now to study the dynamics and art of seduction.

Good luck friends!
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Dear Crossfire,

I began to watch Lucky Star a few months ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode.

Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Kagami every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Kagami.

I eventually had thousands of pictures and some doujins of Kagami. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Kagami everywhere.

I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Kagami dolls. Kagami is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.

I'm in love with Kagami. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Kagami. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Kagami break free from behind her glass prison.

Please help! She's my perfect woman, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.
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need more potatoes.
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this shit is sad
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