Ten rules of online gaming

by quad • 3 Mar 2008, 15:52 • Journals
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Before the Internet was invented, gay people were those in society who were attracted physically and emotionally to members of the same gender. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay.


http://www.destructoid.com/ten-golden-rules-of-online-gaming-64474.phtml

Enjoy ;)

(be warned: long and funny read)
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goldfarmer 3 Mar 2008, 15:53
cheaters are gay
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diph 3 Mar 2008, 15:55
Quotegays are gay

unexpected! :D
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SlimShady 3 Mar 2008, 15:57
cheaters are gay
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triflip 3 Mar 2008, 16:02
"life is gay"

so true
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miTTi 3 Mar 2008, 16:06
Thats also gay
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ISEN 3 Mar 2008, 16:07
so true
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Ment 3 Mar 2008, 16:08
QuoteLag is a process whereby everyone in the game becomes better than you thanks to the Internet helping them become cheap. The Internet does this a lot, but never affects the enemies you kill yourself, because you have skills.


I knew it!
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Lover 3 Mar 2008, 16:16
so true
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crook 3 Mar 2008, 16:22
i need to say "alpha" more often obviously
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Novi 3 Mar 2008, 17:47
Old but still funny ;D
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