I'm asleep.

by Acksaw • 4 Mar 2008, 12:00 • Journals
I'm writing this while at work, asleep and typing at the same time. If you think you can best that then... You are a liar. The only way to beat it is if you had a mattress at work. Which none of you have. Therefore, you cannot top it and I want some toast, can you make toast? I can. We have no bread though, or butter. But wait... Surely.

Can it be? Asleep, work, typing AND toast? That would beat the above so.. If you meet the criteria, you are a god, simply put.

Wow.
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Acksaw 4 Mar 2008, 12:17
So, who's to say that a space time paradox crossed with a space time continuum could cause inflation of prices for petroleum testosterone?

Not me, thats who.

Good day to you, Dr "Trrkoid"
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slajdan 4 Mar 2008, 12:19
That makes no sense!
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Acksaw 4 Mar 2008, 12:21
Only to your feeble crustacios mind. Thats right, you eat small pieces of seaweed and maybe a few rocks, how does that make you feel?

In all honesty though, pancakes would be nice, with a few minstrals and keyboards.
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cryptz 4 Mar 2008, 13:09
best journal ever.
the man has a point here
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Acksaw 4 Mar 2008, 15:59
Hail to the thief!

Can 'a get a witness!?!!
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1Viper 4 Mar 2008, 13:09
You've either been awake a very long time

OR

You've had a bath-bong to yourself
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