FUCKING SPIDERS

by Spree • 4 Mar 2008, 23:58 • Journals
I just nearly got a fucking heartattack. Some big hairy spider was crawling and tickling over my arm, I'm fucking afraid of those shithead nobrain cunt low- skill useless pricks :@:@:@:@ (pussy me)

Now my heart is pumpin like a maniac, goddamn shit spiders :<

I feel like a pussy :-<

image: LargeVietnameseRedAndWhiteJumpingSpider

Edit: This will surely be in one of Ruipperi's updates :<
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lagg3r 4 Mar 2008, 23:58
looks sweet :>
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Spree 4 Mar 2008, 23:59
u not afraid of spiders?
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lagg3r 5 Mar 2008, 00:01
no i like spiders
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Spree 5 Mar 2008, 00:02
how the fuck do u do that :<
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RazZaH 5 Mar 2008, 00:03
Did you know that you can use your hand for other things exept wanking, too ?
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Panda 5 Mar 2008, 00:04
Spiders are my favourite things ever.
I went hunting for them in Australia.
Found loads of redback (my fav) and was obvs careful because I didn't want to end up in hospital :D
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Spree 5 Mar 2008, 00:08
QuoteSpiders are my favourite things ever.


u sure women aren't ur fav things ever?
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Panda 5 Mar 2008, 00:26
Cars > women

Maybe I over-exaggerated a little with the spiders, but they're the coolest creatures going!
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Spree 5 Mar 2008, 00:28
image: KT250%20new%20exhaust%20pipe%209a

vs

image: lucy_pinder_4

"ok"
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Panda 5 Mar 2008, 00:29
Dude, that's a motorbike, not a car D:

I know I would pick the car -_-

image: gt40
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Spree 5 Mar 2008, 00:32
:/ exhaust pipes aren't for that m8 :<
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Panda 5 Mar 2008, 00:33
Cars are more exciting than women.
Both are pricey though, but try riding a women at 200mph and making her drift and I'll possibly change my mind ;)
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ScarZy 5 Mar 2008, 01:27
i agree.. cant wait to drive.
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Ruipperi 5 Mar 2008, 07:21
speed: its all about you
drifts: gonna hurt
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huggoo 5 Mar 2008, 11:16
lol. :X prick.
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shiver 5 Mar 2008, 00:29
how come ur called panda and not spider then? :P
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Panda 5 Mar 2008, 00:30
My nickname was decided upon 16 years ago, don't ask why :<

Feel free to call me spider though :D
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decem 5 Mar 2008, 00:38
for some reason I've thought ure 16 now.
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Panda 5 Mar 2008, 00:46
I'm 20 (since friday) been called Panda since year 1 in school ^___^
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grunGe 5 Mar 2008, 10:29
because of your black&white skin?
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Manix 5 Mar 2008, 00:13
pic of it?
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Panda 5 Mar 2008, 00:28
Of which?

image: p6v1 sexy bastard <3
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Spree 5 Mar 2008, 00:30
I LIKE BIG BUTTS and I can not lie
Your other brothers cant denie
That when a spider walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
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Manix 5 Mar 2008, 02:33
how can you like that :s (this one is not hairy good point for her)
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senn 5 Mar 2008, 11:21
this one will kill you with one bite tho!
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Manix 5 Mar 2008, 19:59
Rofl I hope they are no dangerous spiders in europe (especially in france) ?
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senn 5 Mar 2008, 22:48
there are. i don't if there are deadly ones, but some can deliver very painful bites.

if you want big and dangerous, you'd have to go more south.

rainforests, deserts, ...
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Manix 5 Mar 2008, 22:53
I wish all spiders of the earth could die
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zivs 5 Mar 2008, 00:08
If you would live in Africa, I'd also be afraid of them.. :)
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Spree 5 Mar 2008, 00:12
Nah, I'm from Trinidad and Tobago, but atm I live in Jamaica, although my mother is from Macao and my father from Oman, but we all speak Korean...
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Manix 5 Mar 2008, 00:12
I FUCKING HATE THEM TOO
I get heart attack each time :s
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Rickk 5 Mar 2008, 00:20
chips at 6 in the morning also :D
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xeoxis 5 Mar 2008, 00:25
I pee and crap my pants everytime i see one.
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Spree 5 Mar 2008, 00:26
Let's make the map so that in the end you have to dynamite a spider :D
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Fab 5 Mar 2008, 07:32
thats runs around :o and u need the perfect timing for the dyno to blow :o awesome
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Evilynn 5 Mar 2008, 00:29
I love spiders! They are great. If I find one here in my flat, they even get names :D My last one "Juan" I found unfortunately dead in a corner :( But I would never ever buy a spider as a pet or w/e oO
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Panda 5 Mar 2008, 00:32
See, at least someone else agrees, spiders are awesome!
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Evilynn 5 Mar 2008, 00:36
definately, spiders rock!
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HansoO 5 Mar 2008, 01:05
they do fo sho!
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xedos 5 Mar 2008, 00:39
pussy...omfg
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h8m3 5 Mar 2008, 00:39
LET IT BITE YOU - BECOME THE SPIDERMAN
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crook 5 Mar 2008, 00:53
i hate it when they creep up on you and they are pretty darn ugly, but otherwise i dont rly mind them
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h1tmAn 5 Mar 2008, 01:03
depends how big xD
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HansoO 5 Mar 2008, 01:06
spiders rock!
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rize 5 Mar 2008, 01:12
never saw big spiders, but i hate small and very dark with a big body
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ScarZy 5 Mar 2008, 01:28
attention whore..

:D

but still spiders are shit scary sometimes - other times there n1.
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slifer 5 Mar 2008, 07:11
I'm with you, i hate such animals too :<
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Spree 5 Mar 2008, 16:35
wasn't only you, even though vessar prolly thinks that, were more ppl in here, although now I can laugh about it, especially after I saw some pics from cdc :DDD
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Ruipperi 5 Mar 2008, 07:17
fucking pathetic pussy :::::D

too patethic for my pic. i pity you.


Quote Edit: This will surely be in one of Ruipperi's updates :<

too bad that ive destroyed your self esteem totally :-(
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banaan 5 Mar 2008, 08:57
Do we got spider @ the netherlands :S?
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HellKn1ght 5 Mar 2008, 10:01
YEAH I JUST KILLED ONE!!
It was right above my head in the door. It was a real MONSTER, but I'm a brave man!
First I gassed it (good old Hitler knew what works best) and then I crushed it with my 1337 frog-shaped flapper aka >>The green club of death!!1<<
Now there's a huge mark consisting of my enemy's bodily fluids, but it was worth it! :DD

Into battle I ride with Gods by my side
I am strong and not afraid to die
I have an urge to kill and my lust for blood has to be fulfilled
I'll fight till the end! And send my enemies straight to Hell!

\m/
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Svepe 5 Mar 2008, 10:14
i kill spiders with grenades
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twister 5 Mar 2008, 10:37
expected porn
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senn 5 Mar 2008, 11:10
spiders are among the coolest creatures to walk this earth!

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