Funny stories from Africa
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9 Mar 2008, 23:39
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In Kenya I lived at somewhere called the Focus centre. That's fair enough, but it's only that they pronounce it like "fuckass-centre". Now the fuckass-centre has existed for three dickheads(decades) for your information.
However, once we went to a service, and the pastor was talking very eagerly of fuckassing;
"We have to fuckass FORWARD! Fuckass UPWARDS! But DO NOT fuckass backwards!"
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Two days ago i had a computer lesson with some students. Now, you'd expect students to at least know something about a computer, but these ones clearly didn't; I had to persuade them into touching the mouse, and after a while I realized the need to explain how you can do the neat trick of lifting your mouse if the pointer gets stuck in a corner. "Woooohaaaa!"..
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On my (first and only) time to drive a car here, I of course drove without having my licence with me.. And guess what? I got stopped, by some policeguys with AKs.. I thought WTF, how do i explain this in a language i don't know?
But luckliy i had some guy with me, who managed in some miraculous way(not involving money btw) to get it off the hook. So i've officially been stopped by armed police, caught without licence and gotten away with it. Cheers!
However, once we went to a service, and the pastor was talking very eagerly of fuckassing;
"We have to fuckass FORWARD! Fuckass UPWARDS! But DO NOT fuckass backwards!"
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Two days ago i had a computer lesson with some students. Now, you'd expect students to at least know something about a computer, but these ones clearly didn't; I had to persuade them into touching the mouse, and after a while I realized the need to explain how you can do the neat trick of lifting your mouse if the pointer gets stuck in a corner. "Woooohaaaa!"..
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On my (first and only) time to drive a car here, I of course drove without having my licence with me.. And guess what? I got stopped, by some policeguys with AKs.. I thought WTF, how do i explain this in a language i don't know?
But luckliy i had some guy with me, who managed in some miraculous way(not involving money btw) to get it off the hook. So i've officially been stopped by armed police, caught without licence and gotten away with it. Cheers!
not so much
Exchange program with a school(whose only point is the exchange :D). Learning about culture and stuff..
so nice :D i would have been pissing myself