Funny stories from Africa

In Kenya I lived at somewhere called the Focus centre. That's fair enough, but it's only that they pronounce it like "fuckass-centre". Now the fuckass-centre has existed for three dickheads(decades) for your information.

However, once we went to a service, and the pastor was talking very eagerly of fuckassing;
"We have to fuckass FORWARD! Fuckass UPWARDS! But DO NOT fuckass backwards!"

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Two days ago i had a computer lesson with some students. Now, you'd expect students to at least know something about a computer, but these ones clearly didn't; I had to persuade them into touching the mouse, and after a while I realized the need to explain how you can do the neat trick of lifting your mouse if the pointer gets stuck in a corner. "Woooohaaaa!"..
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On my (first and only) time to drive a car here, I of course drove without having my licence with me.. And guess what? I got stopped, by some policeguys with AKs.. I thought WTF, how do i explain this in a language i don't know?
But luckliy i had some guy with me, who managed in some miraculous way(not involving money btw) to get it off the hook. So i've officially been stopped by armed police, caught without licence and gotten away with it. Cheers!
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14
whatever you smoke i need that shit :D
i smoke sand from sahara
Parent
go fuck your ass dickhead
2much2read @ this time
cool.





not so much
what are u doing in kenya?
not in kenya anymore, got evacuated :( Cameroon now.

Exchange program with a school(whose only point is the exchange :D). Learning about culture and stuff..
Parent
omfg -.-'
Quote"We have to fuckass FORWARD! Fuckass UPWARDS! But DO NOT fuckass backwards!"

so nice :D i would have been pissing myself
I almost did, but i was sitting in a packed(!) church and since i was like the only white guy it would have been kinda awkward.. :D
Parent
made me laugh, fuckass fuckass!
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