bad news for juICE ! (ger)

by Noorgrin • 13 Mar 2008, 10:58 • Journals
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/0,1518,541179,00.html

sorry u still can't marry ur sister :(((

but i think in Austria austria it is allowed, cause i heard Austria jok3s parents are sister&brother... so maybe move over there !
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Deactivated5819 13 Mar 2008, 10:59
damn. i was so looking forward to marrying my sister

[e] you can marry in foreign countries, thats our chance
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pupupup 13 Mar 2008, 11:00
Hmm isn't it so that if brother and sister makes a baby there is a big chance that the baby is mentally/physically handicapped :|
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Deactivated5819 13 Mar 2008, 11:02
unlikely. the article said only banned due to historical belief
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siL 13 Mar 2008, 11:11
you are right.
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Jay 13 Mar 2008, 11:12
that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard
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fishyy 13 Mar 2008, 11:13
its a fact actually, stop sleeping@biology lessons
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Jay 13 Mar 2008, 11:17
it isnt
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fishyy 13 Mar 2008, 11:19
it is. Cause by making babies with your sister your baby wont rly get much new genes, which kinda stops the evolution.

Now go back to school to your biology lesson.
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Jay 13 Mar 2008, 11:30
proof it to me, then i believe you
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rapture 13 Mar 2008, 11:45
everyone knows the fact bcoz of genetic conflicts...gens from same family doesnt fit. the best would be to marry a women from the other side of the world, that u can lower the possibility. this is just true.
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slajdan 13 Mar 2008, 11:52
marry, wtf?!
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g1Ntje 13 Mar 2008, 11:54
no sex b4 marriage ofc
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rapture 13 Mar 2008, 11:57
well dont take it literally...i just mean a relationiship with kids... summary: marriage :p
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Jay 13 Mar 2008, 11:57
well sorry my bad then :) thought it was just a bs rumour
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julianK<3foonr 13 Mar 2008, 12:39
In fact, it's also been of interest of several studies that people with the biggest difference in smell taken up by subconsciousness (meaning a larger difference in genetic material) attract another more than those who smell alike. The problem is that contraceptive pills revert that effect and therefore may lead women to mate with men that have genetic material closer related to the women's.
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rapture 13 Mar 2008, 12:42
true! tbh this whol genetic stuff of us is very interesting. every single act of women and men considering relationship/love/sex/etc. can be declared by the gens :)
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julianK<3foonr 13 Mar 2008, 12:49
One of the reasons I'm atheist :)

E: Off2Praktikum :)
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schNee 13 Mar 2008, 11:55
it seems that u missed some lessons @school
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Jay 13 Mar 2008, 11:56
always slept at bio lessons so prolly :)
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rapture 13 Mar 2008, 11:58
puberty will get u soon, dont worry ... questions like this will be in your interest then :-D
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schNee 13 Mar 2008, 12:00
:ppppppp
made my day!

na spatzie was macht die arbeit?
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rapture 13 Mar 2008, 12:20
zach...aber bin fleißig und morgen ist wienerin-fest (vom verlag - alles gratis) und dann camera club :-] volles programm..
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Jay 13 Mar 2008, 12:01
lol, already had my puberty, it was just my teacher wich i hated :) so i was always send out of the classroom or wasnt paying attention to that arse :) but well atleast I learned something today!
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rapture 13 Mar 2008, 12:21
for teh future: dont react on such a comment, muehehe :))
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Jay 13 Mar 2008, 12:22
thank you, almighty teacher!
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rapture 13 Mar 2008, 12:23
everythings fine darling :>
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Jay 13 Mar 2008, 12:23
good to hear, pfieeuuww, i will try to get for the next exam an A+!
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fishyy 13 Mar 2008, 14:04
Okay, so if theres the gene x that causes handicappness, and theres also a gene X that dominates the x and causes the person to be a normal one. So in this one family their family members got Xx, so they can have 4 kinds of children, XX Xx xX xx, xx is the only handicapped one, but if in example if the female aint from their family she might have XX instead of Xx, so they could have XX Xx and xX, no xx = cant be handicapped. Of course the other family might have the Xx too but there's a bigger chance if theyre from 1 family.
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shepherd 13 Mar 2008, 11:02
Imagine what it'd be like to be Jessica Alba's brother :(
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b 13 Mar 2008, 11:07
idd, or her husband! :'{
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pumu 13 Mar 2008, 11:07
looool at u
so u would fuck her if u would be her brother?
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b 13 Mar 2008, 11:08
not me, but Finlandshepherd would do that ;}
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shepherd 13 Mar 2008, 11:34
Atleast i would consider it =D
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jonas 13 Mar 2008, 12:31
you wouldnt
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FaTTony 13 Mar 2008, 11:05
not Austria funny!
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Noorgrin 13 Mar 2008, 11:06
sad panda T_T
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b 13 Mar 2008, 11:10
Noorgrin Checking out Bl1nD! Xd
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Deactivated5819 13 Mar 2008, 11:12
im impressed
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b 13 Mar 2008, 11:14
much appreciated >_>
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Noorgrin 13 Mar 2008, 11:33
u got a nice nickname ;)
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b 13 Mar 2008, 11:35
made my day! :}
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Noorgrin 13 Mar 2008, 11:35
did u really understand why i said it is nice ? :)
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b 13 Mar 2008, 11:36
ofc, Martin Blind! ;p
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tALi 13 Mar 2008, 11:34
shay laren is hot ._.
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b 13 Mar 2008, 11:34
idd! ._.
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kaze 13 Mar 2008, 12:37
you got it niggah , she's hot.
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jok3 13 Mar 2008, 11:26
i hope you will get banned you fucking retarded son of a bitch
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Deactivated5819 13 Mar 2008, 11:38
unfriendly guy you is :/
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Noorgrin 13 Mar 2008, 11:41
image: yoda_biography_3
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shmoe 13 Mar 2008, 11:42
a very green penis u has there my son
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Noorgrin 13 Mar 2008, 11:52
n1 removing ur comment jok3 :D

so once again, i found a good mothersday present for ur mom

image: Electric_Shaver

:D
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b 13 Mar 2008, 11:53
lulz, what did he say b4 edit?
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Noorgrin 13 Mar 2008, 11:54
nothing, he just removed his comment so mine was gone too :D
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b 13 Mar 2008, 11:57
Quote by Noorgrinjok3s parents are sister&brother

Is that true? spooky! oO
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Noorgrin 13 Mar 2008, 11:59
yes and his mother is called "Bernd" and has a huge moustache !
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shmoe 13 Mar 2008, 14:15
i dont understand why u and held couldnt get along so well since u are having exactly the same humor as him, owen and morb ^^
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Noorgrin 13 Mar 2008, 14:17
maybe we were too equal :D
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FaTTony 14 Mar 2008, 11:26
tbh all of these 4 guys think they got the longest e-penis...not so unexpected ;)
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g1Ntje 13 Mar 2008, 11:57
:D:D:D made me smile :)
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