french task :<

hi,

I need someone who wants to correct my little France french task for school. :P

PM me @ cf if you want to do it, max 2 mins ;)
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je mange des baguettes dans le grenier. bon appetit!
I can do that
I can but not now.
je ne sais pas
Je veux un bierre (dunno if it's correct, but it works)

Only thing you need in french.
voullez voecou chez avec moi, ce soir ?

u need that also, prolly not correct xD)
Parent
If it is what I suspect it is, i wouldn't say it here.. aids!
Parent
didnt ment to be for u, but for the french girls...... :x
Parent
That's true! I'll try it in France if i ever go there. But all you need is the beer, after enough of that you get creative enough bodylanguage..
Parent
i dont need to tell a girl that in body language :x
Parent
If you had enough beer and you don't know french you do :D
If it doesn't work, you can still use the first line to buy beer for the girl, and eventually it will work anyways
Parent
then she will tell me in her bodylanguage i have to go to bed with her :D will work too :D
Parent
So the final proof all you need to know in any language is how to get a beer;

The primary needs of a man is
1. Food
2. Sex
3. To realize himself

1. Beer contains a lot of calories, it should do
2. We just proved that one can get laid if one knows how to get beer
3. That's what people drink to forget that they fail at, right?

Therefore, all any man needs to know is how to get a beer.
QED
Parent
thats the only thing i know in french :D

voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?
Parent
`why ur asking me that ?
Parent
i cant do that, srz
4 years french at school and I know a shit
4 years @ school + 2 years @ uni and I got your lever :D
Parent
fried frogs?
Parent
not interested in, but ty
Parent
mais oui bien sur
moin ceux et celles bonjur
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