me got pwnd :(

well..today was my patterning at 7.45 in the morning..ok well i knew that an old doctor touch and feel my balls but it came harder: it was an old, bitchy and unfriendly woman who looked like a hippi... after all i could go home.. went to the train but he came too late and a strange man stood beside me...he looked at me and laughed at me.. i thought wth is with him? and than he took a piece of paper out of his bag and wrote sth.

k, train came, i entered searched a place, and what did the man? he took a place beside me... nice... really nice.. -.-' than he started to listen to music..sth like reggea came suddenly and he started to dance and shake his body... nice view, and looked all the time to me and laughed...
than finally my station i thought HELL YEAR I AM FREEEEEEEEH! but no... the man stood up, gave me his fucking piece of paper and there was a message..

(in England):

Quote hi u, i just wanna say that u are rly hot & sexy. would be great if u are 18 ore older, if so, plz call me, if not, destroy this paper.


pwnd x.x'

image: ifailedvs1

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too long, pls summarise it
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
so you had sex with him?
ofc...looked worse than urtiers stomach
Parent
hahaha what a sick bastard
lolololololololo :DDD
as i see you didnt destroy this paper, so gl and have a happy life
Age: 18 ( 18 January 1990 )

Go for it boy!
HAAHHA :DDDD
owned =D
I would have curb stomped the fag and called the cops
Lol go for it gari xD
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

me smells attentionwhoring :/

<3
u smell urself :(
Parent
my panda is sad now . . .
Parent
hope ure here at 7o'clock :))
Parent
foshooo. im just cleaning my magic stick atm . . .
Parent
dont break it ! u/ i 'll need it again
Parent
same thought
Parent
haha nice :D
have fun, gabi:>
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