strange dream

by rahula • 25 Mar 2008, 11:50 • Journals
Angelina Jolie is in my house. She's sleeping here, and i (naturally) want to have sex with her. She consents, however i find out a big secret of hers. When she sleeps she turns into a fish and goes underwater. I try to get her out of the water for a while but i fail :(

Brief, but fucking strange...
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finkregh 25 Mar 2008, 11:51
0800-DOCTOR

helps maybe :y


edit: If it was about Jessica Alba i could understand...
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Ronner 25 Mar 2008, 11:53
Ofcourse, because if Angelina Jolie was sleeping in your bed you wouldn't want to fuck her. Very understandable.
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finkregh 25 Mar 2008, 11:55
No I wouldn't, srsly sex is overrated :<
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Jinosta 25 Mar 2008, 11:56
unless you ain't had it in a while then it does perfectly :)
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Ronner 25 Mar 2008, 11:57
rofl. just remember mate, it's down the road and not across the street.
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finkregh 25 Mar 2008, 11:59
already tried that...it just gave me a 1day-stay @hospital, nothing special tho :<
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rahula 25 Mar 2008, 12:02
*Waits for Ronner's reply to this*
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Ronner 25 Mar 2008, 12:10
do I need to?
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immoo 25 Mar 2008, 13:37
YES, picku mater!
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Ronner 25 Mar 2008, 13:38
You're not serbian so don't pretend you are :P
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immoo 25 Mar 2008, 13:39
hihihihi :PPP
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Molly182 25 Mar 2008, 12:35
Plz, even girls would like to have sex with her :D
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finkregh 25 Mar 2008, 12:43
mmmhmm Jessica Alba lesbian mmmhmm <333 :D

is there something that only Jessica and you know? :D
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schNee 25 Mar 2008, 13:16
:DDDDDDD lololol
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finkregh 25 Mar 2008, 13:18
im trying to be serious ={
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immoo 25 Mar 2008, 13:29
Age: 16 ( 5 May 1991 )

You are trying to be serious @ that age ?! ..man you don't have fuckin clue what are you missing :X
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immoo 25 Mar 2008, 13:28
Quotesex is overrated :<



LOOOOOOl.. you are probably out of mind 8((
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rapture 25 Mar 2008, 14:00
hes right - sex is idd overrated! u smelltards! :]
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immoo 25 Mar 2008, 14:02
muhahaha ..who is talking "the good boy" :DD
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rapture 25 Mar 2008, 14:19
what? no! :D
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Krosan 25 Mar 2008, 11:51
dude what r u smoking?
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INSTi 25 Mar 2008, 11:52
thats normal for me. I can't even tell most of my dreams cuz they're way to bizarre :o
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finkregh 25 Mar 2008, 11:56
or you forget them laik me :<
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INSTi 25 Mar 2008, 12:07
Just gotta tell yourself that you want to remember your dream when you wake up. Everytime I do that before I go to sleep I remember everything, kinda spooky tho since it always works :S
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koek 25 Mar 2008, 11:53
Had similar dream, only it was the ex of a good friend of mine. And she didn't turn into a fish. It wasn't similar at all :P
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Roach 25 Mar 2008, 11:56
mafkees -_-''
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ton1 25 Mar 2008, 11:53
Stop dreaming and get a girl(s)
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rahula 25 Mar 2008, 11:55
Teach me to be like you.
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ton1 25 Mar 2008, 12:10
get muscles sixpack etc. :o) Girls will fall for you LOL
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Deactivated6046 25 Mar 2008, 12:22
Maybe I can help you. I got a lot of xp with girls.
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Rapt6rr 25 Mar 2008, 13:33
oh ok.

http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=53356
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Deactivated6046 25 Mar 2008, 13:34
that's why I wrote it tbh.. x'D
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decem 25 Mar 2008, 13:43
cryptz on 19/03/08, 13:06:15 GMT

when your friend fucks that girl, you'll know that you made a mistake

so did it happen already or?
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Jinosta 25 Mar 2008, 11:57
why would someone actually want a gf fuck sake just do the stuff you want and then thats it don't need a relationship that just ruins all thing!
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decem 25 Mar 2008, 12:31
so true, this way you can have a girlfriend with you wherever you go!
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Jinosta 25 Mar 2008, 13:29
yeee :)

i had one for like a year and im only 16 atm so basically when i stopped it was fucking awesome just floating around :D
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decem 25 Mar 2008, 13:41
well basically youre allowed to mess around as much as you want without consequences, maybe they'll follow later on, will see!
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rinse 25 Mar 2008, 11:55
lol hentai wtf have you been eatin wild mushrooms mate,
its your dream man get a big net n catch the bitch
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wsk 25 Mar 2008, 11:55
better than finding out she has a dick.
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rize 25 Mar 2008, 12:13
wowowowoooooooooot`?
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Fasolka 25 Mar 2008, 12:06
thats a sight! u have to buy a gold fish! :)
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PaRzi 25 Mar 2008, 12:08
gosh i just thought the same ô0
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Fasolka 25 Mar 2008, 12:12
haha think that some girly stuff xD
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Rapt6rr 25 Mar 2008, 13:39
Hihi me too ^___^
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Bontas 25 Mar 2008, 12:11
avi or didn't happen
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nAbio 25 Mar 2008, 12:11
wicked ! :D
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fast 25 Mar 2008, 12:12
maybe cuz she saw u!
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Paytuen 25 Mar 2008, 12:20
http://www.sharktale.com/downloads/wallpapers/lola_wp1280.jpg

Did you watch this film before you went to bed?
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sandi 25 Mar 2008, 12:23
:DDDDDDDDDDD
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decem 25 Mar 2008, 12:32
thought the same lol.
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elecc 25 Mar 2008, 12:34
hahaha :D:D:D
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immoo 25 Mar 2008, 13:31
ahahhaa :D;D;D;;D
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Future 25 Mar 2008, 12:24
epic fail :S
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topher 25 Mar 2008, 12:30
Troutfiddler.
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Evilynn 25 Mar 2008, 12:33
I dream often that a SNAKE bites me. :(

Or another dream I have often is kissing(and more...) some random guys from CF/ET :o (Edit: i am sure i will get flamed now :P)
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Deactivated6046 25 Mar 2008, 12:41
i lol'd irl :DDD
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Evilynn 25 Mar 2008, 12:43
ye me most times after waking up ;D
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Deactivated6046 25 Mar 2008, 12:47
"kissing(and more...)"

tell me more about it! :p
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Evilynn 25 Mar 2008, 12:47
haha lololol ....

NO! :D
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Deactivated6046 25 Mar 2008, 12:49
oki, then write me a pm if you don't wanna write it here! :D
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Ronner 25 Mar 2008, 13:34
yah but you find nothing erotic about any vagina so hey.
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rapture 25 Mar 2008, 14:02
plz... oO..stfu!
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Ronner 25 Mar 2008, 15:17
if that's your metaphore for pussy, then yes, happily so!
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Ronner 25 Mar 2008, 15:35
You must be such a joy to women in bed.
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b 25 Mar 2008, 18:39
0800-DOCTOR
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