Noble nerds i seek your wisdom

I have a mighty task for you a quest if you will. You must go deep inside the black holes of the internets and find items that have been hidden for far to long.
Are you man women or child enought to help me?
You need to find a site, a site witch contains great power powers that can destory middle russia you need to find JERICHO ONLINE. Beware of cbs site becuse its crap. If you are the hero the prophecy have talk about find me a vip login to http://vip.tv-video.net/index/#.
And dont say just download it becuse the mighty internet support guy at work see's all and knows all!
Now am going back to bed to fight the battle of battles man vs hangover
But go out thier seek the truth and shall be grately rewarded whit 2 weeks undieing love from me then i will forget you