cybersexlolz

ive got some msn logs of myself but they r in dutch

nah, i dont do that

I LOLD!

xD

rofl

bloodninja

ownz.

period.


!

xD

* Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
* J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
* Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
* J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.
* Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
* J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
* Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
* J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
* Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
* J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
* Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
* J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
* Partner6: It likes that.
* J-Dogg: aight.
* Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
* J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
* Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
* J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
* Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
* J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
* Partner6: WTF?!
* J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
* Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
* J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
* Partner6: You dipsh*t.
* J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
* J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.



:D

LoL n1!<3

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY





FO REAL

=D

wtf Rapt6rr :DD you sick bastard :D

LOL xd

omg I nearly pissed my pants lolling over this :DDD