Kamz: the best ET movie maker, fact.

Not only is Kamz/Hype better than the majority of players playing this game, he also finds time to be our best movie maker. The movie with the shitty config and editing that he refers to is "Welcome to ET".

If you look down in the journal titles I'm sure this is just kamz's desperate attempt to gather up support.
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care (1st, bitch)
btw welcome to et pwnz!
atmosphere!!!!1
When I was younger we had a pet dog called sheeba, I used to play with him out in the field beside my house. At the end of the field is a river, with long grass on the edges and farmland beyond it. One day, during summer, I remember that the sun was incredibly intense, I took sheeba down to the the stream to play. She was a small dog, about 1 and a half feet, black fur with a white spot on her back; as we played near the stream, I remember suddenly feeling my crotch buldge. I wasn't old enough to understand what this feeling was, but I that it wasn't something I'd felt before.

I was wearing shorts from last summer, shorts that I'd definitely grown out of, and the bulge was quite obvious despite my efforts to cover it up. Sheeba must have noticed that I was interested in playing anymore, she started nuzzling my hand and as she did so she grazed past the buldge. My young mind wasn't able to understand what made that simple nudge feel so good, but it did, so I encouraged her to do it again. After letting her nuzzle my buldge for a good 5 minutes, I decided to indulge another fantasy I'd been holding.

I picked up a rock from besides the stream, walked over to Sheeba, and caved her skull in. It only took one or two hits, I was too buzzed from adrenaline to keep count, and it left a concave hole at the top of her now lifeless face. I was still nursing a steel rod of an erection, and pulling my shorts down enough to let it spring free. I began skull fucking the hole I'd just made, letting the blood and mashed up brains lubricate my swollen man hood, eventually I orgasmed, filling the cavity with my creamy white seed.
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i hope u copy/pasted that from somewhere..
if not try to get help.. UR SICK.. fucker
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See, now you do care. And no, it's not copypasta.
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cuz u cant compare that story with ur retarded kamz story!
simply completly different worlds!
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That is so fucking sick I can't even start to describe it.
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I actually did find it funny in some weird way.




Oh internets, what have you done to me?
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It was funny in the beginning, but then I started visualizing it...
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That's your problem.
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You caused it.
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I take no responsibility for your fervent imagination!
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You simply can't just say you take no responsibility. You are responsible and you damn well know it. Be a man and don't run away for once.
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I'll do as I damn well please! I'm my own man, why can't you accept that!?
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Don't use that tone with me, young man. A little more respect would be well-fitting.
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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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man.. no.. just.. no :<
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I had a pet dog called sheeba :(
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so i'm not the only one? thank goodness for that
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omfg yeah i know it's old and you're the only one who's really gonna notice i've replied here sock but man... you're one twisted cunt :)
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Frank is that you?
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'n to think I thought you where well read =[
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I rarely read fiction : (. I think I've read the entire works of Orwell, the hobbit, american psycho, and some random x-files book when I was 10.
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You be missing out, that be from the twisted The Wasp Factory - not a literary masterpiece but worth a 'dabble', sick 'n twisted. Orwell's always a decent read, though I never could get into any of the essays 'n obviously there be the cliche Catch 22. Fuck TV :O}

A lot easier than On Liberty that I be battling through atm >/
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Now you're making me want to start reading stuff. The same thing happened a while ago and I ended up reading Neverwhere.
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oh thank you!!!!!!! this just made my day of LULZ
im MAIN part of this pic!!11
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49.9% of the players are better than the other 50.1%.

Fact.
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Quote by HypeeI never said I was the best ET player. If you asked me how I rate myself, I would say I am an above average player but I'm nothing special. If I say I'm better than somebody like Clown or Meez, it doesn't mean I'm arrogant and calling myself the best. I'll never say I'm better than players like mAus or butchji because quite simply, I'm not duhhhh.

Never said I was the best moviemaker either but it's a joke when people like sock and meez say I know nothing about movies when I have actually released some things that alot of people like whereas they have done nothing in that area to back up their points.
but nobody really thinks you're good (better than clown/meez/majority), except yourself. maybe you need to work on reality.
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I think he's better then clown/meez
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Mhh actually his movie is better than the average and his skill seems to be it, too. Although it doesn't mean much.
The point is that he thinks he made one of the best movies / is one of the best movie makers / is one of the best players. He'll say otherwise, he'll try to backtrack and twist his own words, but make no mistake this is the way he thinks.
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Find me a quote where I've said I was the best at something then
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Quote by kamzI was the best at something
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Point proven! kthxbbq cuinallstars
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I know what you mean. But this "I AM THE GREATEST"-wannabe style is standard on the internet nowadays.
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Fu or he will crash your server.
been there ! :D
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I don't know why i read the whole journal-screenshot, but i certainly wasted 20 minutes of my time @ work. THANKS A LOT! :D
Hey, now it's 20 minutes closer to going home time \o/, you're very welcome.
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Exactly, i can go play with my new pc again.
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same here!!!111
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alimghty sock,are you using tft screen ? (off topic question)


i will download the movie and jugde it .
Ye I'm using my laptop screen, it's like playing underwater. I do have a crt that I take out if it's an important game or I don't feel like being raged.
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its like a secret weapon ?
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I guess, it feels more like cheating after playing on the tft though.
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I would like to have 19" (crt) screen which can handle 120Hz @ r_mode 8 =D my current hp 19" lcd flat screen sux tho.
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My crt only gets 120Hz on r_mode 3, it's a toss up between smoothness and aiming at more than a single pixel.
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you're doing well (i played against you on u/k pub)

ive been thinking ... does tft affects aim so much ?
lowering r_mode would help ?

ive got the feeling that you're the one who knows !!!
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If you've got a decent tft then I'd say it's much less of a difference over crt, but a shitty tft makes it a lot harder to focus on the enemy on thus aim. I use r_mode 4 but that's mainly becuase I like the way the mouse feels at that resolution, apparently using the tft native resolution helps reduce ghosting somewhat - If you're not bothered about the resolution use the tft native.

If you have a shitty tft, then the minute you use a crt you'll never want to go back, it's so much clearer, especially at 120hz. You can pretty much only find crt's on ebay now though, so if you're going to get a new monitor just make sure it's a good tft - As to which tft's are actually good, I'm not the best guy to answer that question. Make sure it isn't a laptop tft though : <
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thx for help,i was right - you were the one who knew :P

well my tft hasnt got ghost-effect at all...looks great.
but im worried about refresh rate : /
what happens if you play on 125 fps ,r_mode 8 and 75 hz tft ?
game is quick,but image slower 2 times ? so you aim at something which isnt there ? i hope you get my point :P
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It's easy enough to see that the more fps you have, the more accurate the information you see will be; I don't think you have to worry about aiming at the wrong thing due to frames not syncing correctly, I don't even think that's possible.
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someone sticky this journal. 500+ comments incoming.

edit: gotta start reading gamersnation. british people are so amusing.
DO NOT FEED THE TROLL :D
HE BIT MY HAND ARACHON WHAT SHOULD I DO
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Actually i think sock your just as bad as kamz since you use long words and large sentences in an attempt to impress people with some kind of intelligence you seem to think you have, i think these days most people in the community see straight through you.
Hey, it's the guy who never plays a bad game but just has bad luck or useless team mates, how's it going!

I don't use long words to impress you or anyone else, I use them because I think it's the best word to explain my thoughts. That's what words are, a mechanism to explain the inner workings of your mind. Using a wider vocabulary doesn't mean I'm any more intelligent than anyone else, simply that I can describe my thoughts more clearly.

I think these days, most people in the community see straight through you: a poor man's rg.
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Looks like socks attempt to re-create the "hype is better than the majority of the community" journal failed :<

Actually sounds like ur turning into kamz by your comments :o
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You flatter yourself too much, it's sickening.
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sock for most hated
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The difference is I genuinely couldn't give a shit, you seem to wear it like a badge of honor.
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You don't give a shit yet you make journals about me?!
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Either you're actually a moron or you need to re-read what I wrote because your reply doesn't make sense.
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So you're saying you do give a shit about me? :*
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So you are a moron, sigh. You implied that I should go for most hated ET player, my reply said that I wouldn't really care if I was the most hated ET player: you, however, not only actively tried to attain that title, but have worn it like a badge of honor ever since. You even titled your movie after it.
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I'm sorry but you missed my point, it didn't have any relation to your post. But it's ok, you've answered it by trying to avoid it. You're obsessed with me =(
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Your narcissism is truly boundless.
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:D i'm just gonna smile and laugh at you since i do see straight through your attempts to get a rise out of people, i find it ammusing to be honest, in that respect thanks for making a boring start to my working day that little bit more light hearted.
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I don't want you to rise, I'd rather you just retreat like the cowardly whiner that you are. So thanks for making my typing fingers a little less tired.
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:D comedy
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I don't need to be reminded that your face is constantly plastered with that idiotic smile, the distant smirk of a man who understands the bare minimum of what goes on around him.
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your so clueless it makes me laugh, cant help it :D
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I was looking for how much Waki paid to have his dog saved from death, and I found this.

Holy fuck I forgot to say this at the time but you just got BURNED man. Like fucking raped.
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plz as if, sock is a dickhead i just aint gonna rise to his shit :)
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call me narrowminded but at the end of the day, when I'd compare say sock and kamz to keep things on topic solely on their vocabulary by reading their comments over time I would be very right to conclude that sock is in fact more intelligent than kamz is.
I can actually rightfully make that conclusion without knowing shit all about them other than reading their comment and yes, I am right!

no offence meant btw eVo, you're a nice guy but I really have to disagree :P
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you kinda miss my point i think, was comparing their different ways of trying to impress people :) but ultimately both looking for the same... attention
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I suppose in a way you're right, but then sock can hardly be called active on this webpage so that much of an attentionseeker he most definately is not, not in this page at least :P
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I have to agree , was thinking about the same for loooong time.
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serious business
inb4 shitstorm
carebearstare
sock aka kamz.
Heey, that hurt, don't make me write another story!
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sock for president
My first action as president will be to require all peons to refer to themselves solely as peons. The great unwashed will be homogenized! You will not have individuality!
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idc i am an anarchist
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leave hype alone! :(.... hype is a very good player and does have nice movie making skills. you guys take what he says to seriously.
<3 they are just overexaggerating anyway, never said i was the best at anything, just socks poor attempt to stir shit
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I'm glad you finally admit that you're shit, but it'd be too much effort to manually stir you, I have an automatic mixing machine.
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Quote by sockEither you're actually a moron or you need to re-read what I wrote because your reply doesn't make sense.
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Kamz - Most Hated II? said:
im actually the best at irc =DDDDD
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well yeah, its not hard to be good with a bot
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You mean Hype isn't one of the best movie makers in the scene? :|
hypes move most hated is the best movie ive seen tbh. ofc wakizashi :DDD haha :D
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hype is nice ^_^
I thought the movie was really good! there was alot of HYPE about it! moohaha see what I did there?!
:DDDDDDDDDD
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I think he would do great as a politician
euhm... u have a bad day?
Not today, yesterday was disturbing though.

It started out normally enough: I got up, ate my breakfast, got dressed, all the things I usually do. After I'd sorted myself out and was ready to make my way to school, my mother burst into my room. She was screaming and her eyes were filled with panic, fear, the kind you hope you never see. She grabbed me by the arm and dragged me over to the freezer. Tears began to drip down her cheak, I noticed her arm had began to tremble, she flung open the freezer door. Inside was the body of a 14 year old girl who I'd raped and murdered earlier that morning. Frozen seamen was encrusted in her hair and the fuck-hole I'd created in her throat with a rusty nail had congealed.

My mother fell to the floor, partly due to the dead girl in her fridge, and partly due to the large kitchen knife that I'd thurst into her womb. She begged and pleaded, cried, but the life slowly drained from her abdomen. As she slowly slipped out of consciousness, I started playing with myself, death had always felt erotic.

So yeah, yesterday was pretty bad. Today's ok, I just have to find a place to hide the body - My freezer's full.
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rofl.

i love you sock :D
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nice fetish you got there! ;SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Are you also a bret easton ellis fan? American psycho might please you like it did me!
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Both the book and the film provided much entertainment! =o)
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haha thats quality
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semen*

...unless you're referring to the collection of dead Titanic crew members in your freezer too.
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As far as grammar police go, digging up a 2 months old thread to correct a minor slip is pretty damn impressive.
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I had never read this thread before, I was told to read it simply for the shits and giggles that would pursue.
I will be taking his advice more often.
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Don't you mean pursue?
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where are you from kamz ? :) india or UK .or maybe your parents are from india but you were born in UK ? im just curious ....
Born and living in London. Both of my parents were born in India though.
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agree with whatever sock said.
I'm sure he's glad you enjoyed it so much.
I know, I'm sure I'll find a way to pick up the shattered pieces of my self esteem, even if it will take a while ;<
I always make journals about retards, I did the same with viol.
For shame that you should stray from the right track.
Sadly tosspots radar is all encompassing, I fear I may be lynched at any moment.
some would defend you.
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They will fail
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Fortunately he's lacks the intelect to piss me off, hes just a little fly that one swats.

However Waki Mr. anti cheater of all those months ago is now buddies with a hacker. Whatever next!?
waki is a cheater hater. but kamz aint no cheater. hes got skilllsssss
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Sometimes I like to slip my finger in when in shower
fucking hell :C
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Dont tell me you never tried it?
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I did but my sister didn't seem very happy about it. Then again she was gagged at the time.
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hahahahaha no way brof : )

but your sense of humour works on me .
you can call that groutesque or smth like that
funny against horrible/scary :D
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that's why you whine about our expired CB bans etc?
How pathetic.
Yesterdayy was a big day. I got a laptop. FINALLY. It's nothing sexy and was very cheap, but considering I'm going to use it to surf the Internets and . . . surf the Internets, it's perfect. Also? It doesn't randomly turn off by itself all the time like my old computer. Which, I will now tell you, I've had since freshman year of college. This means I've been using that computer for eight years. EIGHT YEARS. That's a long time. I could have an eight-year-old kid by now, you know, like if I'd gotten pregnant in high school and had the baby over the summer, right after graduation. I mean, if they'd let me graduate with my pregnant belly sticking out of my gown. Which they would have, because if they had tried to stop me, I would have petitioned the school board and if they STILL said no, well, I would have busted into graduation anyway, run (ok, waddled) across the stage, and grabbed a random diploma from the pile.

Something even more exciting than a laptop happened yesterday. Heidi almost had a heart attack during the last few seconds of her attempt to buy a Wii on eBay. But it was all for naught, because she totally won.

I'm sorry, did you hear me? Heidi. Bought. A. Wii. So when that gets here, I'll probably have to say goodbye to you, Internets, because I will be too busy playing with Heidi's Wii to talk to you anymore. Also, what with the laptop and the Wii? I'll probably never leave the apartment again.

Speaking of technology, last night at volunteering I was sitting next to this charming little girl wearing a pug t-shirt and a yellow scrunchie. She was telling me about how one of her friends has an iPhone and before I could be all, "wtf does a 9-year-old need with an iPhone, GIVE IT TO ME," she THEN told me that they sometimes watch YouTube on the iPhone at recess. I nodded as she spoke, but she must have thought I looked confused (which is my natural state), because she stopped to explain something.

"YouTube is this thing on the Internet," she said. "You can like watch videos and stuff."

"Oh," I said, as if I didn't regularly make the Internet my bitch. "That sounds neat."

I stopped myself from explaining that I'd been there for the beginning of YouTube and knew more than she did about it nyah nyah nyah, because sometimes, not very often, but SOMETIMES, I do actually remember that I'm the adult.
thats life in your girlcamp?
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You're as bad as the cheaters though mr Waki so dont waste your time trying to judge cheaters as anything different to you.
if atleast the frags weren't made when using a bot
i love you sock
It really seems hype has some inner complex irl, so he expresses it here. Let him be the best in his fairytale.
tbh kamz is right :\
I'm confused. Do you know what anti-semitism is?
Apparently it's when you make journals about arrogant pricks, who would have thought that's what the nazis were up to all those years ago!
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So tell me, besides getting your education from google, where the fuck are the jews in this thread? I didn't realise kamz was a fan of the torah.
kamz "jewel in the ruff"
he seems like a decent guy to me tbh
cupper ftw
sock still holds hegemony over this community, thank goodness
One day I'll start a rebellion, then you'll be sorry, you'll all be sorry!
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I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
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Excellent showcase of Tu quoque!
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the fall of the british empire seems to suggest that it is those who are oppressed and subjugated to the will of the hegemonious power who will start the rebellion, not the other way around! by this logic it would seem kamz will throw his toys out of the pram pretty soon
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You work under the assumption that kamz follows any recognisable form of logic.
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oh but he does. you see whilst referring to himself constantly in the 3rd person, he is taking the everlasting christian fundamentalist question - 'what would jesus do? - and replacing the noun with his own alias, therefore his logic becomes (from an out-of-body perspective) 'what would kamz do?'

and i think we all know the answer to that question
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Rape babies?
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babies are too quick. perhaps babies drip fed with rohypnol
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But then they're too drowsy! The things we baby rapists have to go through.
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You've made me learn a new word, and a useful one at that, for this I thank you, dear foonr!
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shows us better ET skills or movie making skills and then you got a point if not just go cry because you dont even a life.
His unfinished, 2 minute long movie is the most talked about movie in the game hows that for skills? Or...he doesnt cheat and doesnt need to cheat - madskillz
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did you ever finish good game?
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thats what I was thinking of too, I bet loads of people spent hours looking for old demo's they were sure they still had and looking for matching shoutcasting files, to give them to tosspot in desperate anticipation for his movie only to find out that he'd never finish it anyway! :PP
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but why is sock whining about it, his life is not interesting enough so he needs to care about someone elses?
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Perhaps I'm biased because I saw his ugly gangster face on a picture some time ago or because of his vocabulary of a 3 y/o but I am afraid I'll have to concur, hype is an illiterate moron =(
look at length of this Journal! shows just how much hype really is a legend!
iirc viol had about the same. Anyway, most of the comments are me and cupper bitch slapping each other.
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im not here for kamz.


im here for the tits and ass.
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I'm here for sock's dog skullfuck story, too.
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this thread is many kinds of awesome.

the "peons" as sock addresses them seem to argue with no case, and get shot down indefinately.

if ure gonna argue with a linguist, have shit to back it up.
kamz thinks he's good moviemaker 'cos he has nice quality and config? :D
If you're not a part of the solution then you're a part of the problem homes!
I do not consider myself an almighty god. And no it is not called being pathetic, it is called consequence. I might talk to him if he had admitted he was hacking, but he never did; and still I wouldn't call him a friend.

I would do the same to any of those I call friends, online. It is something that everybody should do, since it is a very effective way to get rid of cheaters. This is exactly one of the things that is wrong with the ET community; to many people who are great mates on ventrilo.
...at least he's nice on comms!
Nice to see him jerking off to have made the "Meet the Spartans" of ET. Entertaining? Possibly. Of artistic value? Not at all.
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