Sex stories

Someone was talking to me on msn, and suddenly he said nothing .. Prolly he was, you know ;)
So I surfed to a website and I found some funny stuff :D

Netherlands Ervaring van jongen, 10 jaar: sperma
als ik klaarkom krijg ik heel veel sperma wat moet ik daarmee doen
England Experience of a boy, 10 years old: sperm
When I ejaculate, I get a lot of sperm, what do I have to do with it?
Belgium My opinion: I lol'd and said: eat it


Netherlands Ervaring van jongen, 14 jaar: grootte piemel
mijn piemel is 20 cm lang, is dat niet te klein?
ik ben best onzeker erover en heeft iemand dit ook...
England Experience of a boy, 14 years old: large penis
My penis is 20 cm long, isn't that too small?
I'm kind of uncertain about it, does someone else has it too?
Belgium My opinion: I was like: WTF 14 YEARS OLD AND 20 CM ????


Netherlands Ervaring van jongen, 13 jaar: op het strand
als ik op vakantie ben en ik zi mooie meiden van 16 ofzo lachen en kijken naar mij. dan krijg ik soms een stijve en dat zie je dan. hellllp.
p.s waarom zouden grootte meisjes naar mij kijken

Reactie van Obsemoe op 29-01-2008 11:56:
Je kan toch gewoon zo'n wijde zwembroek kopen
England Experience of a boy, 13 years old, on the beach
When I'm on holidays and I see some hot girls of 16 or something, they smile and look at me. Sometimes I get a hard dick and then you can see that. help !
p.s. why should big girls look at me

Reaction of ... on ... bla bla bla:
You can buy such wide swimming trunks
Belgium My opinion: I am laughing so loudly with the reaction of ... (Obsemoe) xD


Cheers & HAVE FUN !

Sam x3
Comments
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NICE LANGUAGE SPAST
can I do something about it that I suck in english :(
I try for non-dutchies that they can read it :(
BAMF :|
Parent
atleast add [nl]...
i was like "NICE ONE FOUR ONE, FINALLY SOME INTERESTING STUFF"...but then i was like "WTF?! MONKEY WHO?!"

:<
Parent
same here :(
Parent
he added some english translations, hf ^^
Parent
what the hell are you talking about?
Parent
i got it wrong, sorry :D
Parent
ahm, nvm, i just saw your translations :D
Parent
h3h3h3
h3h3h3h3h
hi can i have your autograph?

EDiT: THANKSYOU
Parent
DIE FORUM DIE!
DIEEEEEEEEE
rofl^^
h3h3
rofl thx for the entertainment! made my working mates and me rofl hard
dude, where is your humour
How can a 10year old boy jurk himself?
i don't know mr fex :(
Parent
me neither and I'm faking jealous ;)
Parent
"Is it normal that your penis IS green"?
excuse me ?
Parent
it was a PHUN of a phun, but I remembered that other people probably don't share my mind so I changed it.
Parent
gheheh ^^
Parent
nice reading,i loled :D
about my writing or what :(
Parent
omg ,i loled ... about what u foud , and ur opinion :D

+edit** nice laughing with my friends on ventrilo :)
2nd edit ** worst bj ever
3rd edit ** rofl omg very good expert
Parent
Nebu i love u
Parent
Netherlands Ervaring van jongen, 14 jaar oud:
ik ben 14 en mijn pielie is 10 cm?????????????????????????????
England Experience of a 14-year-old boy:
i am 14 years old and my weener is 10 cm?????????????????????????
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