i'm going into the army :<

Nine fucking months taken from live :/ omg
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Think about it, if you get pregnant now, you can have a baby at the end of your service!
thats a good way to put it :X
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You can't compare 9 months to 3 years here!
what sadly blind said :d
Good luck :) So nine months is the amount that every polish man have to serve?
yes, but a few years ago that was 12 months...
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if you are studying then no ofc.
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wnb holz :D
haha, ive been there for allmost 5months now. Dunno how ur army is different to ours..
Rumors say that in PL you have more anal adventures during taking a shower
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Well thats the spirit!
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maybe ex-USSR countries have "tradiotions"? In estonia it's 8 till 12 months also.
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Check your sarcasm-o-meter smartypants
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I made the reply for you and the first commentator :D
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i was one of the last austrians who had to serve for 8 months...now its only 6 months -.-

hf
Why do you need to serve in the army in Austria?
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actually i don't know...kinda senseless...when u are about 17 or 18 u have to decide if u wanna serve in the army (for 6 months now) or do alternative service (for 8 months, f.e. in a retirement home or red cross etc.)
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me too...ET 10/06
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ET 09/05 Lienz :D
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Langenlebarn war ich :)
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do you have to do that or is it your own choise?
they don't give a choice :/
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they do! you could do something to have group D :P
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Hehe I brought some fake backbone injury papers and I have D xD Doctors ftw!
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ofc, with my athletic body :<
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lol wtf :/ that sucks
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so, you get a choice in belgium? if you do, you are one lucky bastard
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yeah, going to army is like a study you pick when you're 18 :)
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That's why Belgium didnt fight back @ WW I & II
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you are a real warrior I assume :)
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Well I have been in Kaitseliit( a volunteer organisation) for about 5 years now? So i am quite familiar with the military, yes.
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17 ( 3 November 1990 )

hi there, young soldier.
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Most of the soldiers during the Estonian Independence war @ 1919 were school boys. Many of the WW soldiers also.
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ofc ur country is renowned for its brave warriors and for fighting off the entire german army in both the WW
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don't start with this crap again. infect is just the most retarded person in the community. + he's a superstupidperson
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did i say anything wrong? Piilu, you are too ignorant to face the fact.
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still doesn't change the fact that you are a retard.
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lol poor you....Professional army ftw!!!
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In 2 years the army in Poland will be 100% own choice.
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say hi to mystic & gl!
hf&gl :P
omg tylko picie,cpanie,i spanie :D
do koszar kurwa kocie !
only 9?
girls love boys who finish after long time :O)

image: 67115-DSCN5951 <3 magelan idf
also only in israel :D
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that girls love boys that ve finished army :D
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i mean girls love boys which "finish" (you know ""finish"" !! @ bed) after a long time =(((

many many soldiers lost their girlfriend cuz she could not manage the distance and not see them for few weeks.
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you werent in the army yet were you?
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more few month after i finish school
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GAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
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13 weeks down, 26 weeks to go...Whoo!
be a student or be a soldier
Luckily here we dont need to do that crap =)
gl polski wariat
hf lols, SUFFER :D:D

sincerely yours: 1½ years since I got out
you are saying it like you ve been to prison=). are the finns that scared of the russians invading? every european country that has that army thing is because they are afraid of some other old hating country will invade or something imo, like we greeks are afraid of the turks (instead of putting money in education, no, we must have the greatest navy force in the world after usa -,- ), the turks are afraid of us greeks, polaks have the germans etc
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the dutch have noone cause we will pown them with our MONEYYYY!:D
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I think most of finns share my thoughts, it was one of the happiest days in my life when I got out :). But it wasn't too bad anyway when you look at it afterwards, while being there it was sheer pain. I don't think i'm qualified to talk about finnish politics but I guess they want to continue having a beliavable defence against any threat that might come up (read: russia).
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Ive been in for 3 months now (sweden).. I must say we have it pretty good here, more like a job, but ive heard that its hard in finland ;)
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I guess to government is now more afraid of Russians than Yermans, cause Germany is like more civilized now, EU n stuff and Russia is still more or less savage with politics based only on brutal force.
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Oh the whine =D
in israel we're doing 3 years, stop whine =\
men only, or women too?
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women do 2 years :~>
but depends where you serve
if you are a pilot its minimum 9 years =(
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just tell um you played ET for 3 years so you've seen enough of the army
HF loller
GOGOGOGO poborowy :D
in Germany there are only very few picked for army, which is quite unfair as the law states that every man has to serve in the army :D, so if you are picked you are rather fucked for 9 months. When i was on the row for that shit, I simulated some stuff.
I told them I couldn't bend my knees straight. Then they asked me which part of the army i would like to join. My answer: "I'd like to join the Navy, but i can't swim so it would be nice if they had some swimming courses over there". After that I could leave and never heard of them again :D
u are so incredebibly smart man ! ur probably the first person in the world with that great idea
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yes, that could be absolutely true.
We have whole books over here about cheating at the examination.
Never read about my story though.
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hes using sarcasm against you =)
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i think i heard of the concept of sarcasm... i might have read about it on crossfire, not sure though :<
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luckily firms can go to the kreiswehrersatzamt and can watch into the files. so if you lied there you get it payed back one day in the future maybe.
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link pls? i really doubt it, because it's part of the arztgeheimnis.
why should my knees disqualify me from teaching?
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In Poland a lot of ppl try to simulate and 99% of them is immediately given the "A" category which is "able to serve both in peace and at war" so if they don't go to university they are fucked (like Polandset now). But it's not hard to get some fake papers and get a "D" ("unable to serve during peace") or even "E" ("unable to serve both in peace and at war") - but E is bad cause you might have problems with finding a job (usually E is given to crips, guys who have serious health problems or are psycho).
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I have problems with my liver, but it's a little problem
I can drink and eat and do everyting like normal people
And I'll get D immediately, and medical papers are easy to fake.
very easy, and may people are searching for sth like this
so don't write that 99% gets A
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I'm talking about ppl who simulate and have no medical papers - such guys most likely will get an "A"
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u will steal the show with your great tattoo :DD
Säkylä II/09, they are dragging my fat body to suffer for min 6 months. buhuu.
o kurwa
gl, bedziesz marynarzem czy czolgista?:u
ani to ani to, plywac nie umim, do czolgu za wysoki
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the only way to avoid 6 months of your life wasting it in the army is to state "gay" in my country. not because others will harrass you, but because of the aids thing =)
Army is not that bad ;) had fun there for 6 months
ye, but its a waste of time
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I'm sure you'll have the best time of your life there eh.
See you in 9 months <3 Hope it will go well for you :)
Ive been in for 3 months (sweden) and im home allmost every day :D It's more like a job here, although it's pretty tough at times.
First I was liek o.O
BUT THEN I ROLLED XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SET! <3 ::DD:D:D:D:D:DD::D
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