HumMm,,Moments

Since I'm bored and a bit ill, I would like hear some of your moments.
Pick up one of the moments above and describe it:

1st -> Funniest moment you ever had

2nd -> Embarassing moment you ever had

3rd -> Saddest moment you ever had

4th -> Unique moment you ever had

5th -> Ownage moment you ever had
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most embarassing moment is right now because your english is so horrible :o[
I find it decent tbh
Parent
what exactly is horrible bout it? cant find any mistakes
Parent
Since I'm bored and a bit ill, I would like to hear some of your moments.
Pick up(wat?) one of the moments above(it's below, fagget) and describe it:
Parent
erm..missed that tbh : )
Parent
lol, missed that too. thx mr. english teacher xD
Parent
plus its MOST embarrassing moment ever and MOST unique moment ever
Parent
Is it mine, or is it yours?
Parent
²much²write | ²much²remember
1) -5 satchel + 1 knife
2) got knifed :[
3) got owned
4) -6 panzer , plant dyno , again -6 panzer
5) -11 panzer

damn i must be a geek
2private sry
1st -> Funniest moment you ever had
Every time I look in the mirror.

2nd -> Embarassing moment you ever had
Every time I look in the mirror.

3rd -> Saddest moment you ever had
Every time I look in the mirror.

4th -> Unique moment you ever had
Two days ago, when I managed to start a relation with an überhot chick, still can't understand it :S

5th -> Ownage moment you ever had
Two days ago, when I managed to start a relation with an überhot chick, still can't understand it :S
me has, you not hahaha Oo :D
Parent
2nd: Lovely United Kingdomlumpi sleeping on my arse in a tent after getting majorly plastered.

3rd: Phonecall of my grandma that my grandpa passed away + having to call my mum to inform her.

5th: After the car crash I had with two friends of mine, standing there and shouting "Me 1 Cars 0!"
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
HI AZA, NICE FAKE ACC AGAIN.
Parent
Well they banned my other ones again.. :(
Parent
What is it exactly you say/spam?!

I'm guessing child porn!
Parent
is dat sum cp
Parent
1-5) playing on 88.191.16.50:27972 #split >> stopwatch'
even the admins there are hackers xD -should I bust them?-hohoho Team France full of hackers
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