Sol powers :~>

by OfficerCohen • 24 Apr 2008, 21:41 • Journals
well he doesnt setisfy from being a powerful admin @ crossfire
he also control mother nature !!!
while talking to him @ irc few secends ago, i kinde make him mad and suddnly a giant flying bug enter my fucking room >=OOO

after chasing him with a broom and k600 and a kalashnikov i finally killed the beast !
so HAHA Sol you will never defet me >=D

image: img_2f63eefca3c343f0f9d1248398f3c189
the beast is at the size of your hand =(
fucking mongol bug =(

to compare
g5 on my hand, and the bug was at the size of my hand when he spread his mongol wings
image: img_9bded7c3bc88b6ed5cb12c42b5160b4e
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Cokeser 24 Apr 2008, 22:42
U killed such a beautiful animal?
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OfficerCohen 24 Apr 2008, 22:43
the fucker make a sound of a jet plane =(
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Cokeser 24 Apr 2008, 22:44
And that's why it deserved to die? I think many ppl think that the louds coming out ur mouth aren't that adorable, too...
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sAKUNAATTORI 24 Apr 2008, 22:46
take it easy, go plant carrots or something
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Cokeser 24 Apr 2008, 23:36
Ur sarcasm detector failed miserably.
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sAKUNAATTORI 25 Apr 2008, 08:12
You need to learn what is sarcasm..
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OfficerCohen 24 Apr 2008, 22:46
[sarcasam]you cant rly hear me here @ crossfire =( [/sarcasam]
i open the window for him, and he didnt fly out so the secend option was to gut him =D
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 22:51
he's from israel, he can't help :S
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finkregh 25 Apr 2008, 00:32
maybe it's a mutant which escaped from a nuclear power station?
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OfficerCohen 25 Apr 2008, 08:27
the nuclear station is in the south =(
im live @ north =(
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KulttuuriPervo 24 Apr 2008, 22:43
fucking barbarian...
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b 24 Apr 2008, 22:44
Untouchables! :x
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HellHammer 24 Apr 2008, 22:45
i dont know, if i would piss sol off he would have sent a rhino or smth not a cute lil bug
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RazZaH 24 Apr 2008, 22:45
finally u killed something :D
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mstk 24 Apr 2008, 22:45
Israeli mutant bugs ftw
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decem 24 Apr 2008, 22:46
nice living in a jungle or something
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cphr 24 Apr 2008, 22:47
Must be natives!
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westi 24 Apr 2008, 22:46
I had an issue with something identical to that.

Creepy.

You can't imagine how big a smudge on the wall can be when you hit that with a book :/
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OfficerCohen 24 Apr 2008, 22:48
when i spray him he start going crazy =D
till he went on the floor and i smash him with a broom+shoe
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HellHammer 24 Apr 2008, 22:50
just fart it to death -.-
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snip0 24 Apr 2008, 23:24
not funny to say smth like that to a jew oO
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HellHammer 24 Apr 2008, 23:26
why? they cant fart?
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snip0 24 Apr 2008, 23:28
no, but forget it,i dont want to hurt anybodys feelings while i'm figuring out what i mean
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Avalanche 25 Apr 2008, 00:00
Refering to gas as in gaschambers? :O
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Eddo 24 Apr 2008, 22:51
I would have put it under a cup then get a stopwatch and count the time that takes it for him to die because hes out of air :D
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 22:52
:DDDDDD I like you :D
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Eddo 24 Apr 2008, 22:53
<3 my dear how is it going on the factory?
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 22:57
ill @ home, I'm ill for 3 days now, but yesterday my boss sent me home cuz he was afraid I'd infect every1 there xD
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Eddo 24 Apr 2008, 22:57
lolled xD

still going to that rock school?
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 22:58
dno, hear it at the end of may wether I passed my first stage and am in the selection or not :)
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Eddo 24 Apr 2008, 22:59
ah k, ill keep my fingers crossed for u, altough its a long time to keep them crossed xD
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 23:00
;DDD thx

btw I have a *kankergeil* chickie finally, staying over at her place next week for a week long (parents not at home). Rly don't understand why she wants smth with me, with my weird face, so fkin many dudes after her (all those dudes with those playerboy looks, u know what I mean ^^)
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mastro 24 Apr 2008, 23:02
Bullshit!
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 23:02
nop m8, it's weird but true, rly can't believe it myself too still :)
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mastro 24 Apr 2008, 23:04
Maybe is just love? She loves you because you are beautifull in? I sux @ english, you know what I mean? :D
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 23:05
Well, truth is, I'm far from as ugly as I am on my pictures (everyone says that, even she), I'm still not the prettiest, but I'm surely not the ugly fuck every1 in here thinks I am. Also, I think idd my inner me has smth to do with it, cuz if it were for the looks she'd hit on all those player-look boys who are after her too. Dno, I'm gonna have one hell of a week next week, that's fo sho (a.k.a her parents are not at home and I'm staying there for a week :D)
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HellHammer 24 Apr 2008, 23:08
maybe ur rich or something
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Spree 25 Apr 2008, 00:20
im a poor bloke
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mastro 24 Apr 2008, 23:08
I never say that you are ugly on PIC, I never saw your pic (ok just that with your theets!) You must be very happy that she loves your inner part! That is IMO the best thing that girl can do for you! Enjoy there:-)
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Eddo 24 Apr 2008, 23:02
yup, anyway keep the "rubbertjes" with u at all time! :D and have fun fcours
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 23:03
not gonna give u the details, and no I don't want a child, and yes she still can get kids, but at her I don't need *rubbertjes* ;)
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Eddo 24 Apr 2008, 23:05
don't want details xD, just be carefull for "geslachtstiefus" if u know what i mean :P unlles u wont have sex but that would be very boring
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 23:06
she does regular tests! :D
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Eddo 24 Apr 2008, 23:07
ah k cool you took care of the buisness :D
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OfficerCohen 24 Apr 2008, 22:52
now why would i do that =X
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Eddo 24 Apr 2008, 22:54
FOR SCIENCE ! then u can say: I can do science me! u'll be like on of those guys from brainiac
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OfficerCohen 24 Apr 2008, 22:55
omg! brainiac is one of my favourit shows =D
i love how they break stuff or blow stuff =(((

but i more enjoy the science part of the show !
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Eddo 24 Apr 2008, 22:56
blow up the caravans!
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w3st 24 Apr 2008, 22:53
hahaha :DDDD "the fucker make a sound of a jet plane =(" lol!
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 22:54
I once had the same, I cought him and put him in a glass of wine, and then threw all kinds of shit in that wine (dishcleaner, peanutbutter, that shit), he lived for like 2 days or smth, fkin bizarre :D
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snip0 24 Apr 2008, 23:26
i'll call greenpeace!!! =P
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shkz 24 Apr 2008, 22:55
huge beast :P
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Dylon 24 Apr 2008, 22:55
little hands
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HellHammer 24 Apr 2008, 23:00
try to imagine its penis
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Spree 24 Apr 2008, 23:00
EPIC LULZ! :D
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OfficerCohen 24 Apr 2008, 23:02
not funny =(
its a huge bug i just dont picture it compare to something =(
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b 24 Apr 2008, 23:02
ROFL! 8D
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Lover 24 Apr 2008, 22:57
that wall is gonna fall?
is that from the bombs?
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OfficerCohen 24 Apr 2008, 22:59
yea :o
need to repaint the whole room =)
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Frop 24 Apr 2008, 23:07
Nobody has ever heard of moths?
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HellHammer 24 Apr 2008, 23:09
we dont live in the forests sry
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jezix 24 Apr 2008, 23:10
its crossfire, cmon what do you expect?
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huumeantti 24 Apr 2008, 23:10
OMG NO ITS A GIANT BUG!
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evan 24 Apr 2008, 23:26
The Moth's want their land back! ;D
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Baz 24 Apr 2008, 23:51
Quotethe beast is at the size of your hand =(


Going off the picture, what small hands you have :P
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OfficerCohen 25 Apr 2008, 00:07
its rly a big bug =(
when he spread his wings it was the size of a hand ='(((

G5 compared to my hand
image: img_9bded7c3bc88b6ed5cb12c42b5160b4e
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pupupup 25 Apr 2008, 00:31
TINY HAND
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spng 25 Apr 2008, 00:33
omg why did u kill that poor animal'
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fr4 25 Apr 2008, 00:49
fucking retard, it may be a rare species

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artlove 25 Apr 2008, 00:53
such a long journal for such a small bug...
where do you live ishay? gaza strip? nice walls
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OfficerCohen 25 Apr 2008, 08:29
ahi ze aya harak anak
ani gar meter meavadi :p (vadi)
ata yodea kama akravim v-nahashim yesh po =(
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artlove 25 Apr 2008, 12:07
omg taavor dira :X
ani kvar aiiti ose \kill
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OfficerCohen 25 Apr 2008, 12:17
kvar 15 shana ani gar po xD
ani aomed laavor dira l-atlit =(
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artlove 25 Apr 2008, 12:36
lol atlit is not better
there is a forum i browse and some guy had a thing like this on his pillow LOL GL @ ATLIT
image: Macrothele-calpeiana_1
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b 25 Apr 2008, 20:15
eize forum? I need zeh link! :x
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artlove 25 Apr 2008, 21:25
lo forum shel akvishim
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b 25 Apr 2008, 21:28
barur, beize forum Israeli ata? :p
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artlove 26 Apr 2008, 19:02
i dont want to tell jou :D
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b 26 Apr 2008, 19:04
why? :|
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artlove 26 Apr 2008, 19:15
because its the darkest corner of the internets and it ruins teenagers
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Longbow 25 Apr 2008, 01:00
nice frag!
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senn 25 Apr 2008, 01:09
you should be hung, drawn and quartered for killing such a beautiful animal
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Deactivated6284 25 Apr 2008, 01:28
OMG i hate those fucking moth things, good shooting soldier
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dAv1d 25 Apr 2008, 01:30
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
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banaan 25 Apr 2008, 07:27
MY LITTLE BUG :(((
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