20 years old, it's amazing.. actually we had a few times that we went to the docter and thought of putting him to sleep.. but all his organs etc are still fully functional and he still loves to eat and sit on your lap.. so we decided to let him live.. it's only a pain in the ass because i'm always the first one up for work in the morning.. i usually manage to keep my socks dry but twice a week i fail to do so :<
food, mum calling, doorbell, phone, dog is annoying me, cat is on my mousepad, need a drink, im bleeding cause of my desk, my brother is listening to jumpstyle and i need to kill his stereo
he was "guys the closet fall on me" xDDDDDDDD
we heard a bang (i was at his home, he have a closet connect to the wall above him), and then he say what he said :>
learned over the phone that my grandmother just died
i was bleeding behind my ears
or wanking
- my gpu/cpu is almost burned
- I have to change batteries in a mouse
- I've broken my keyboard
At the moment I don't remember more good excuses (which were accepted by an admin) I've heard about...
phone
doorbel
msn
-but i quited gaming for a while <3 summertime
i just farted and ive shit myself.
or
my girlfriends sucking me off, wait ffs, itll only take 15 seconds.
EVERY MATCH its something new :< not funny :<
btw why am i banned on *BIO* ?
< AziMiZ btw
MY most common reason: cigarette end fell on my bare legs (true)
Most untold reason (but true): a fart that followed through xD
EDIT: just read afer I posted wat kevlar said about the farts, but I put it more eloquently.