Dno if this counts as an IRC log, but it's just copied pasted from this website: http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/cybersex/cybersex_3.html
If it counts as an IRC log, plz just delete the journal instead of banning me :)
I hate cheaters so bad, the hate comes from so deep in my heart, that if I meet one in real life, I'll cut his fingers one by one, then use those fingers to assfuck and skullfuck him, then let him eat em, then I'll cut his leg off, assfuck him with it, whip his head with it, then I go sit on his face and I shit in his mouth, then I slowly cut his neck open, shit in it, and then use his head as a bowling ball, then I start kicking his body until I broke every bone, and then I use the bones to scrape his intesties out of his belly, and I use his darms to make a nice mustache at his face.
I'm gonna kidnap ur sis with a bangbro's van, then put her in an office with pictures of little children on the wall, and then I'm going to torture her by shaving her eyebrows with stickytape and eating the stickytape, then I'll put my cock between her fingers and let me rub her chin, whilst I'm singing countrysongs about lone wolfs and bulldozers
I'm gonna move to sweden and drop a big fucking bomb on this shithole called holland, and then I'll drown all survivors by fapping their throats at the back through a hole I made with a big spikey cancer
Life is like a big random cookie, it crumbles when I tear it apart with my big grandma I tore apart by driving over her face with a tank, and then I ate her brain so I got smarter, but now sometimes I break my back and then I blame your sister again, and suck her lungs out of the hole I made in her chin with my big penis, so I have more air to break this life. Then revolution will come and I'll build a big robot and name him jesus, and then I'm going to blow up the sun so that every single particle in our solarsystem will follow my command, and then I can buttfuck you with my big spermfilled spacecraft, because my sperm is green, that's because I made your mother fuck kermit the frog and then she sucked my penis, and my second penis which is at the back of my head, but I cut that one off because it looked like Mrs Kennedy, and she has a hairy pussy cuz I didn't shave it because I have snot all over my desk with a big pile of poop which I use as hairgel!
I feel like a little girl wearing pink panties, with small pieces of fluid poop dripping along my leg, down my knees, right towards my toes, where I play with it because I have a big, really big hello-toe, I can wave hello to people with it, so I called it mr. Harry, because our nice neighbour mr. Harry always wants to toy with me. Then when I come to his house, he says I can make children, and he shows me how. But yesterday he made me cut off the top of my thumb, and then he ate it, because he said that is what every little girl does. But that hurted a bit, so now I'm holding it in my vagina, and singing songs about beautiful butterflies, because you can lick the black insides of them when you splattered them against a wall with my big hairy black as-dark-as-an-african armpits <3
But I am off to sleep, because today I was at the beach and a crab cut in my eye, so it starts bleeding again, and because I have a big blur in my eye, I swear she was 18!
But you know I love you? I always think that because when I don't I will murder-rape myself with a broken sink, since those make me horny
I think where this one fails compared to the better variants is that he makes no attempt to get her to play along with it for a bit before the "WTF you freak" moment. The wizard one is classic for that reason, to cite a known example.
haha.
ha.
not.
My opinion about cheaters...
I hate cheaters so bad, the hate comes from so deep in my heart, that if I meet one in real life, I'll cut his fingers one by one, then use those fingers to assfuck and skullfuck him, then let him eat em, then I'll cut his leg off, assfuck him with it, whip his head with it, then I go sit on his face and I shit in his mouth, then I slowly cut his neck open, shit in it, and then use his head as a bowling ball, then I start kicking his body until I broke every bone, and then I use the bones to scrape his intesties out of his belly, and I use his darms to make a nice mustache at his face.
But I am off to sleep, because today I was at the beach and a crab cut in my eye, so it starts bleeding again, and because I have a big blur in my eye, I swear she was 18!
But you know I love you? I always think that because when I don't I will murder-rape myself with a broken sink, since those make me horny
bibuy greetings to the penisdwarves which dwell in the presence of you grandfathers smegma located under your bed
:0
rly fkin nice shoutcast :O u have talent, you should keep doing this, it was rly fun listening to you
good job!
hi Jan
And now I am going to fap in your hair, like a little girl wearing a pink shirt with poop dripping along her leg.
sry
and i omfg'd at the hair thing :O
so many ppl here complaining about it =(
I HAVE HAIR AND I IS CHUCK NORRIS WITH BIG RED PENIS LIKE RUDOLF AND I WILL RAPE YOU!
xD