Your porn name ?

by flushje • 13 May 2008, 12:47 • Journals
They say that to get your potential porn name,give your first pets name,and your mothers maidnen(surname before she was married)

Mothers maiden name = Kelly

First pets name = Max


Max Kelly :D


Yes,this is another retard bored journal from me.
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aQUTE 13 May 2008, 13:48
Rofl Pantoffel
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finkregh 13 May 2008, 13:48
Lilly Marlen :DDDDDDDDDDD


ROFL what a coincedence
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laska 13 May 2008, 13:49
Timmy Zimmermann ( wtf this would be a pornname only including matures +60 :<<< )
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Sukka 13 May 2008, 13:50
Liisa Caroline
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unizo 13 May 2008, 13:50
Coazy Bentley.

...




Maybe not.
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crabje 13 May 2008, 13:50
hippy ida =]
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Deactivated5668 13 May 2008, 13:51
Timofei Trunova
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Dregs 13 May 2008, 13:52
jack deutsch
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diph 13 May 2008, 13:54
i dont have any pet/never had one of those hairy shitty things, so what should i do?
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JOEL 13 May 2008, 13:54
Sirpa Korkiavuori :E
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pala 13 May 2008, 14:24
nice random letters :D
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ecnuob 13 May 2008, 14:27
nothing random in that sentence!
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sNoOp 13 May 2008, 13:54
Fritz Fröhlich
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butchji 13 May 2008, 15:35
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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sine 13 May 2008, 13:54
mine is Rocky Strong - that's pretty porno-like :D
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flushje 13 May 2008, 13:55
XDDD Thats pretty class tbh
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Clown 13 May 2008, 13:55
You do realize that you are getting screwed right? Those two are password recovery questions for email accounts and such...
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flushje 13 May 2008, 13:55
Good one,prolly are :D
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xedos 13 May 2008, 13:59
good point that...but I never use those 2 options anyway..
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im a tree 13 May 2008, 14:19
Does anyone use them? :< I just mash my keyboard
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Clown 13 May 2008, 15:01
Some people do use them, such questions are for them. :) I bet that the author of the journal didn't invent this, but probably saw it on some other forum, where people are not so "tech savvy".
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flushje 13 May 2008, 15:20
Well i got it from one of my rl mates,i dont really want anyones codes/passwords,i cant even send an email ffs
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JOEL 13 May 2008, 14:23
I always put something like askldaskldasjldk for the answer :<
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elits 13 May 2008, 14:30
haha, now im gonna hack u!
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OfficerCohen 13 May 2008, 13:55
peter north

omgggggg
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LethalChicken 13 May 2008, 14:47
THE CUMSHOT LEGEND
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OfficerCohen 13 May 2008, 15:14
LIKE OMG NOW I UNDERSTAND FROM WHERE I GOT MY POWER =d
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xedos 13 May 2008, 13:58
Candy Postlethwaite

That fits!!! .DDDD
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cuttyP 13 May 2008, 13:59
Casey Boeck... sounds gay :D
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wsk 13 May 2008, 13:59
My first pet was a cat called "Tiger".

fits tbh!
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xedos 13 May 2008, 14:01
baCK TO woRK tIGER !!!
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cuttyP 13 May 2008, 14:02
I thought more of a Gorilla
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wsk 13 May 2008, 14:35
U find gorillas attractive?
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cuttyP 13 May 2008, 15:12
they have tiny penises
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wsk 13 May 2008, 15:15
not true, they have penis like leg.
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WiEbJuH 13 May 2008, 14:00
Lola Thijssen aka lola ferrari :DDD
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coLdicE 13 May 2008, 14:03
Candy King ( in german könig )

PWND
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drAytju 13 May 2008, 14:03
prikkie felipa : /
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Kito 13 May 2008, 14:05
Cora Kirschen


hr
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Pansy 13 May 2008, 14:05
Lewie Alice +_+
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Deactivated5981 13 May 2008, 14:07
Mister Sister.
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iiky 13 May 2008, 14:11
mozart odegaard

kinda stupid for a girl :/
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artyoM 13 May 2008, 14:11
sylvester stallone jean claude van damme
hmm ...
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sock 13 May 2008, 14:12
Yes, because subversive attempts to aquire my mothers maiden name are always met with jovial enthusiasm.

New game:

Your numbername, here's how you find it:

Take your bank account number and sortcode, write it hear, and then that's your number name.
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Kito 13 May 2008, 14:19
XDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chronos_ 13 May 2008, 16:04
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
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shmoe 13 May 2008, 14:15
Aldehyt Hofrath

not rly.. ^^
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KnutBertje 13 May 2008, 14:17
klopfer kahlund
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ecnuob 13 May 2008, 14:25
Vili Nivala
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Feanooor 13 May 2008, 14:26
Krimhild Jeck oO
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fredd 13 May 2008, 14:29
Rambo bigcock
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bur7on 13 May 2008, 14:39
Silvia Sazsu o_O
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HellHammer 13 May 2008, 14:42
Snoopy Bosveld 8)
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miho 13 May 2008, 15:07
:o ma first pet was called woody (woodstock) and ma second snoopy !
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miho 13 May 2008, 15:07
Woody Schubert xD
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wsk 13 May 2008, 15:15
looooooooooooooooooooooool xD

now if that isn't a catchy pr0n star name!
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miho 13 May 2008, 16:05
BRAA BRAA :D
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sjhozda 13 May 2008, 15:28
tijger van wijk
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Jadolek 13 May 2008, 15:32
smth like Louie Fuzzy, pls ? >D
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DavidJones 30 Aug 2014, 00:32
LOL, reminds me of the Nintendo64 'Mario Party' gaming parties in the college PC rooms. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with the guys from Javascript class (Nintendo 64 really is the nr.1 of all time !!!). Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, as a Ron Jeremy clone, I would be known as 'Assrimmer David' :D

By the way, you know Ron Jeremy, the most notorious actor in the porn scene? The guy is like doing chicks since 1964 for money. He imitated Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ in his own 'smutty' way. Guess only his 'image/brand' gets him the new stars today. He looks totally digusting :p

Anyways, check that imitation. Damn funny :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I
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