ALL GONNA DIE

by im a tree • 14 May 2008, 07:49 • Journals
ARGGHRRRAAARRRRRRRR









The large hadron collider is going to destroy the earth today, don't you know it.
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crabje 14 May 2008, 08:50
oh noes!
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w0nd3r 14 May 2008, 09:06
Mr. Mees has spoken, doh!
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TheDuck 14 May 2008, 09:16
Doom approaching!
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Luk4ward 14 May 2008, 09:19
It lies in a tunnel under France and Switzerland - the end will be when i see flying frogs xD

image: cernor
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zeKxa 14 May 2008, 11:26
i live there :>
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OfficerCohen 14 May 2008, 09:29
dont worry, frank parker from "7 days" will fix it :>
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topher 14 May 2008, 09:39
Large hardon? keke I'm so mature.
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HellHammer 14 May 2008, 13:18
thought the same 8>
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Boefje 14 May 2008, 10:01
The first serious tests will start in October. Nothing interesting will happen this month.
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shepherd 14 May 2008, 10:19
I don't like when they're trying to take science too far, hope they won't fuck up.
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laska 14 May 2008, 10:30
It's going to be so weird if there would be a black hole and the whole earth would be sucked in it and in the end we will just get black-holed to another planet with like aliens and we're like hi and they're like wtf and we're like CONQUER and they're like oh noes and we're like YES.

even though not so awesome if this won't happen and we are just gonna die because of that black hole =(
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Luk4ward 14 May 2008, 10:38
and that will be ET:QW live version! xD
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laska 14 May 2008, 10:42
more like crysis and not like some super-duper-gay-shit like ET:QW :P
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Gaso 14 May 2008, 11:00
Kind of reminds me of Frank Darabont's recent movie, The Mist. Except the whole plot was the other way around...

Great movie btw, I liked it a lot.
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mstk 14 May 2008, 12:23
although the end was horrible
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slajdan 14 May 2008, 12:22
That is not how a black hole is created, what they do could possibly create an atomic collapse which could turn us into an neutron star which would probably not be very pleasant either.
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laska 14 May 2008, 12:42
isnt there also a theory that a black hole can teleport you? xD
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slajdan 14 May 2008, 12:47
No, but that black holes have an equivalent known as "white holes" which spits materia out, possibly materia which have entered a black hole but that materia is probably in form of tiny tiny bits.
So I guess trying to use them as some kind of transportation would probably result in failure.
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laska 14 May 2008, 12:48
kk =(
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slajdan 14 May 2008, 12:50
If you find out what a soul realy is we could maybe create an reincarnation machine which would function as a teleporter. :-P
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laska 14 May 2008, 12:52
yay teleporters ;D but if we teleport with a fly then im like the flyman from ninja turtles :D
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im a tree 14 May 2008, 16:27
No, you're thinking of wormholes. Only an artificial wormhole would be able to transport humans, as a natural one would not preserve our atomic structure etc.

Since we haven't even found a natural wormhole yet, creating artificial ones is a long way off.
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laska 14 May 2008, 17:18
true thats what i meant thx :D
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Svepe 14 May 2008, 10:41
it's horrible
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brumu 14 May 2008, 10:47
fuck what time? lol

hey why r you bullshitting ..
we still have some time to enjoy..

"The first beams are due for injection mid June 2008 with the first collisions planned to take place 2 months later."
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pupupup 14 May 2008, 10:56
Bigger chance is that ETQW will some day be alive than Earth will be sucked by a black hole.
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xedos 14 May 2008, 11:35
I consider myself "reasonably intelligent" but reading this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

gave me a massive headache...<
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sock 14 May 2008, 11:58
At the speed those protons are travelling at, the empire state building would appear to be only 1.27 metres long in the direction of motion, and all with 0.00000005% of the energy it would require to lift an apple 1 metres above the ground.
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slajdan 14 May 2008, 12:29
What kind of apple? x-O

image: 162626EjMI_w
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BBQ 14 May 2008, 12:40
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hi2u sock btw
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mstk 14 May 2008, 12:24
The total cost of the project is anticipated to be between $5 and $10 billion (US Dollars).\o/
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