help me with english

I have to hand in a writing file with some exercises , i wanted to ask , are there any faults in this stupid fake director thing :


I think I’m the right person for this job. I always wanted to be an director of Philips.
I got a few reasons why I should be the new director of Philips.

1. I’ve always wanted to be a director for a company like this one.
2. I like to have a new challenge.
3. I have a certificate, I studied management for companies.
4. I’m very motivated to do the right thing for this company.
5. My dad was also a director of a company.
6. I'm working for quite a time now, so I have some work experience and I want to be even more involved into the company itself .
7. I studied this company. I did this with the internet. I have some plans for the future for this company.

I’m a very motivated guy, I like to get the most out of me. Like I told, I’ve already designed a few plans for the future. I am a nice person who like to help people. So pick me for this job.
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So pick me for this job = fail
It's not polite to tell others what to do in resumes. Try sth like

"I'm looking forward to an interview" or sth in that nature

EDiT: Go look up job applications, finmd a nice one in your style and just replace the jobs n dates with ur stuff. Yours is really sucky , soz :D
Parent
this sounds so wrong to my ears
- you only use an if the following word starts with what sounds to be a u/a/e/i/o (not that I use a in this case as u sounds like it starts with a y :P)

so a director

- There are quite a few reasons (is better)


oh well theduck is faster :PP
that 'sound' is called a vowel :XD
Parent
if a teacher is going to fire all of his vocabulary away in front of a group of people who have just started their english courses I dont think it will be a big succes do you? :[
Parent
well you knew the principle so I'd expect you know what it is that ur talking about. Vowels and consonants are preeetty basic english :P
Parent
okay I'll be honest I actually just asked my mom for the word because I didnt know it and she didnt either, god we're such a bunch of illiterates here :P (but thanks for letting me know! =D)
Parent
I think I’m the right person for this job. I always wanted to be an a/the director of Philips.
I got a few reasons why I should be the new director of Philips.

1. I’ve always wanted to be a director for a company like this one.
2. I like to have a new challenge.
3. I have a certificate, I studied management for companies.
4. I&#8217;m very motivated to do the right thing for this company. <-- looks a bit informal
5. My dad was also a director of a company. <-- LOL
6. I'm working for quite a time now, so I have some work experience and I want to be even more involved into the company itself . <-- also a bit informal
7. I studied this company. I did this with the internet. I have some plans for the future for this company.

I&#8217;m a very motivated guy, I like to get the most out of me. Like I told, I&#8217;ve already designed a few plans for the future. I am a nice person who like to help people. So pick me for this job. <-- again could be more formal like "please consider me..." or simply "please choose me

But I'm just a poltard, if I were you I'd ask some sophisticated english guy.
Quote5. My dad was also a director of a company. <-- LOL


hahaha didnt c that one yet xDDD
Parent
But I'm just a poltard, if I were you I'd ask some sophisticated english guy.



rofl n1 wannabe polish faker but with sophisticated you just busted yourself mr. oh-well-I'm-sooo-english guy!1111
Parent
Ok you got me, I kept it secret for quite a time now but I'm really from England, it was always my dream to be from Poland... but one day I'll move there!
Parent
IM LIKE SO TOTALLY BUSTER =)
didn't even have to upload your avi !111
ban inc kkthxbye
Parent
BLAST!!! Yet another community that disallows being English! Never was I so ashamed of being seen-through my clever nationality disguise!
Parent
You got two options TheDuck:

You either take the red pill and continue your life as a sophisticated english guy
or
you take the blue pill and live the life of a poltard who is too poor to buy an etbot and therefore go for the cheaper getting-busted version bimbot

The choice is yours Neo err TheDuck
Parent
Indeed difficult is the choice you force me to make. I believe the best solution will be to take the... GREEN ONE OLOLOLOLOLOLOL THERE IS NO GREEN ONE ONLY BLUE OR RED BUT I'LL TAKE A GREEN ONE AHAHAHAHHA
Parent
Oh the green one... Bad choice Neo err ( goddamnit got to remember his name this time *cough* ) ... TheDuck. So you've chosen the green one and therefore becoming.....
....
.....

SOLS FANBOY&SLAVE for eternity =( bad choice you made there to be honest
Parent
NOOOOOOOO NOT SOL OMG PL0X FOONR, TOSSPOT, EVEN RONNER BUT NOT SOL OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMG
Parent
It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, yeah
I said it's too late to apologize, yeah

nothing more to say
Parent
I didn't apologize tbh.
Parent
stfu the song was great and it fitted somehow don't destroy my illusion pls :<
Parent
are you trying to write a resumé?
1. dont EVER write something like "plz pick me k"
2. they dont give a shit if ur dad has been a director, you are looking for a job, not ur dad.
3. dont use listing.
4. I still dont get what ur doing.
5. is this some school thing?
6. -_-'
Age: 15 ( 24 November 1992 )? d;
Parent
so what?
gtfo mofo retard?
Parent
xD you kind of just gave the reason for his comment
Parent
I think I’m the right person for this job. I always wanted to be an director of Philips.
I got a few reasons why I should be the new director of Philips.

1. I’ve always wanted to be a director for a company like this one.:- company like what?
2. I like to have a new challenge.
3. I have a certificate, I studied management for companies. :- A certificate in what? 50m swimming?
4. I’m very motivated to do the right thing for this company.
5. My dad was also a director of a company. :- What has that got to do with you o0
6. I'm working for quite a time now, so I have some work experience and I want to be even more involved into the company itself .:- I've been working for quite some time now*
7. I studied this company. I did this with the internet. I have some plans for the future for this company.:- What kind of plans? What did you study?
Quote by I always wanted to be an director of Philips.

I really hope that was a joke.
Parent
idd, if you want me and jezix will be happy to explain it to you together!
Parent
I don't understand why you quoted that :?
Parent
serious :D? your from somewhere in UK and dont know basic grammar ?
Parent
I am from Wales yes, my grammar has nothing to do with that quote, I was merely pointing out the dudes mistake
Just look at his original post... >_>
Parent
if you yourself are correcting every other mistake in his text I think just highlighting this one wont do it merely creates confusion! :P
Parent
I corrected most of them, just didn't highlight!
I'm just too lazy to do other peoples work.
Parent
you are off the hook
Parent
ah right. thought the highlight meant your correction. my bad.
Parent
I don't think I'm that bad D:
Parent
use COULD instead of can alot
big deal
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