At midnight world will end

dunno! go rape your hottest friend, shot some last headshots, jump off the bridge coz
Large Hadron Collider is starting in about 4 hours!!!

was nice to meet you, see ya @ black hole o/

EDIT: 2 hours 53 minutes.
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sure? read that it will go online late summer this year.
not really, no
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gimme link or press release or something
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http://www.lhcountdown.com/

here ya go! dont waste your time 8D
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wtf? i don't get it :<
teilchenbeschleuniger in der schweiz der nen schwarzes loch entstehen lassen soll :P
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what the fak man :D
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ahh k thx :) <333
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i hope they will succeed, so they can prove parrel universe exist
damn i still have 3 grams to smoke
great so i dont have to write final exams : ) *cheerS*
LOL not seen that before :D
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Polish wikipedia says they're gonna start it in July and first collisions will take place in September 0_o
The countdown timer was set to the 15th of May because there was no definite time given for the actual activation, recent events show that CERN wont be dividing by zero until much later on in the year, so now the countdown timer will be reset again and will be continually tweaked to go by the latest info that CERN are releasing.
So sorry to disappoint you all, but you wont be dying tomorrow.
BRB raping random girls
What's up with these LHC topics? The serious tests will start in October. And still we don't have to be afraid of anything. The black holes won't survive for a second. And if we are going to die in a black hole: who cares?
nobody knows for sure if the black holes will only survive for a second. They THINK this is how it will happen but nobody really knows what will happen. Also to your opinion that nobody cares if he/she is dying, I only gotta say one word to you:

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Nah, emo's are sensitive, shy, emotional people, lead a retired life and sometimes try to hurt themselves to get some attention. I'm nothing like that. I emotionally distanced myself from humanity. Humanity is subordinated to the universe/nature. Humanity will be finished sooner or later. Life continues. It has done so for at least 13 billion years, and will continue to do so. With or without us. Perhaps now you understand what I meant with "who cares".
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so you are an unemo = showing NO emotions kk :D
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the end of the human race and everything that we have struggled to achieve to become since the planet earth emerged.. who gives a shit :D
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Sums it all up :)
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chance of 1 on 5billion that the black hole is large enough to suck us up

relatively seen in science that's a big risk, and tbh since it involves the life of the whole fucking human race I'd call that a big risk ye ^^
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Well at least I can safely say the French will die before the Welsh anyway if something bad happens :D
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yea, like 2 nanoseconds earlier :)
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But still they will go before us!
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nope, read next reply
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Lies. I'll bomb France 5 minutes before they run the test to make sure!!
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no, actually you can't, since you don't know what impact a black hole has on the timematrix. afaik time is infinite in the centre of a black hole, thus making our whole existance ever and never, and also wiping away the 2 nanoseconds france died earlier :)
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HA you say time is infinite so the french will die so fucking slowly actually dying in a process that will never end. HA YOU GOT SERVED FRANCE
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I do.
I won't get around to rape 1000's of loli girls by then :|
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Good point! I might have to reconsider my point of view now :P
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i believe you
.i don't get it, what is it that is going to happen in 3 houre's? :s
Researchers will be inducing collision of protons with themselves with such power which can destroy everyfukkenthing in this planet.
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is this something we have done ? or the nature have done ?
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He's saying that researchers unleash a reaction, which will make those things collide with themselves.
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what darnok said. The power released at those collisions, can, when it collapses, create a black hole. Black holes WILL occur, but nearly instantly vaporise since they are too small to suck in any material. In case that there will be a black hole large enough though, we will all die in approximately 10 nanoseconds. The chances of this happening are 1 in 5billion.
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2 hours
Bitte sehr. /v\
lets have sex before we die?
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resistance is futile
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sure thing.
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thats the spirit ! ^^
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gotta keep a smile on your face :D
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phonesex? or ventrilo sex, might be alot cheaper :D

edit: see you at cdc5? ;)))
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cdc5 won't exist in 3 houres ! SO COME UP WHIT SOMeTHIGN ! ELS
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How do you even know that does black holes exist :D
you can haz know cuz math and pictures show them you light sucked black big hole picture at
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...............? Are you 4searyus?
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How do you even know if black holes kill you ? Ever been into one, has ANYONE ever been in a black hole, came out smiling and saying "hey it was not that bad, it only smelt like shit" ?
Hey it was not that bad, it only smelt like shit
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Black holes suck up and compress all material they can reach. Time in the centre of a blackhole is infinite, therefore we actually have never even existed once we've reached the centre of the black hole. So yes, your right, and no, you aren't right. Since it kills us before we enter the centre, it kills us indeed. But as soon as we've reached the centre we aren't killed, because we never existed. It's too weird to imagine, but math tells us this :P
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how can maths tell haha
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everything you see around you is based on maths lad, it can tell you lots of things, just not these things :) It's the most logical thing to believe though, that's why I stated it ;)

edit: nice edit

look up articles about it, I don't know, I'm just a simple interested guy, I'm not a mathimatician or smth. Maybe some of the math experts @ crossfire can explain you...
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i agree maths gives explanations but wtf maths explaining whole black hole theory you just described

that's just crazy
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Read this completely and u'll understand what I mean.

You're talking about it being proven, that's something else then scientifically and mathematically described :)
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fuck it, dees is geen spek voor mijnen bek
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combined with physics of course : P
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physics = maths ^^
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its more chimestry what you described in this reply, not math
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no chimestry, also known as particle
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Yes yes maths, but it's still human who calculated this all. Well not all of it, just made computer do it. But the point is that HUMAN BEING invented the myth that black holes are fatal. But let's be skeptic and think of another option ? What if black holes are passageways to different dimensions, paraller universes??! =OOO

I'm just joking really.
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stop evoking fear into the innocent hearts of crossfire users :-O!
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are you an ass?
black hole will put so much pressure (it dis amble stars) so it will break us to atoms HAHA
we will fucking die =D
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Take some English lessons and read it again...
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no,,, math dont tell us this, physics does.
once a black hole will appear we are all dead and thats final.
no "time is infinite" shit and stuff like that.
WE ARE DEAD.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole

read the first part, what makes it impossible to escape from black holes :)
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lol
dont ever ever give me wiki as a source =DDD
epic fail
sry spree ^_^
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tbh you can look it up anywhere :)
you're just kinda... dissed, that's why u say that :>

np m8, you will not always win in life, sometimes you just have to be a man and accept your loss...
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if you repeat it, it doesnt mean you are right.
anyway much smarter ppl then me and you said im right

so SHHHHHHHHHH
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well black holes sucks everything inside or something :D
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So sorry to disappoint you all, but you wont be dying tomorrow.


this quote tells all . To be found here http://www.lhcountdown.com/
Seems like their site has been already sucked in by black hole, or is it just me :o
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Nah,some nan's been hovering today to dust off the site o_X
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HAHAHA
GIFTY AND ALL SWENCH MEN GOING TO DIE BEFORE ME
MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
caaaaaaaaaare
Your nan is humping sir P Moore? D:::::
Damn then im doing my homework for nothing. Ill quit now. If the world wont end tonight ill kill you because i didnt do my homework and im fucked.
omg omg omg /o/
must save my porn
wtf??? and i passed my last hours of live playing ET? oh noes
38 mins left ! woot
are we dead now?
Status: Offline
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i got revived np
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Called a medic?
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yes...it was a damn sexi medic
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35 Minutes left.
& Im gona hit the sack. R.I.P.
OMG 8|
WE SURVIVE !
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