Jumbo Johnny

by evan • 15 May 2008, 15:29 • Journals
Does exactly what it says on the packet....

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Goes to collect my post and I pick up a parcel addressed to Richard Armstrongs Sexual adult clothing, though it only got up to 'Richard Armstrongs Sex' on the label, thankfully. Think this is proof enough that you should never give you address out to anyone, ever. Good afternoon :(
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TosspoT 15 May 2008, 16:31
errr so you ordered this? :x Didnt realise you had such a big lash, you should talk to Maverick he'll lend you a hand.
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evan 15 May 2008, 16:33
Nah, give my address to a friend who was going to buy me a second hand copy of Quake 4 and this arrives instead.
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Panda 15 May 2008, 16:33
Yeah, it took quite a few attempts for me to get a standard rubber over his big snake ;)
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Danje 15 May 2008, 16:33
lmao... niiicee
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finkregh 15 May 2008, 16:34
isn't it too small?
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pupupup 15 May 2008, 16:34
so you are basically trying to tell us that you are well endowed
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Mamalukes 15 May 2008, 16:34
cant read
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evan 15 May 2008, 16:39
MEGA DONKER

JUMBO JOHNNY

TESTED ON 'CHOPPER' THE SKEGNESS BEACH DONKEY

WHOEVER SAID 'SIZE' ISN'T EVERYTHING WAS LYING !!

On the back, it repeats the same line but adds this

"WHOEVER SAID 'SIZE' ISN'T EVERYTHING WAS LYING !! (and probably had a very small willy !!)"
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slajdan 15 May 2008, 17:50
Jumbo Johnny for mombot adolf.
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