eat or not eat? :~>

well its forum game, it goes like this:
lets say you have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world, but she only have 1 defect in her body ^_^
each one write "lets say your girlfriend has X" would you eat it or not eat? (when i say eat i mean be with her although she have this defect. its eat because thats how we say it in hebrew, just dont ask plz xD), and then ppl reply to him with eat it/not eat it ^_^

simple? yes !
lets see you crossfire pplz D:
EDIT: those quastion are not for me, they are for everyone, so keep your nazis jokes to yourself =(

random hot girl:
Anima Libera
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what if your girlfriend has a penis
eat or not to eat? that is the question
Ok, she has a really big, sharp and pointy nose which seems to be the genetic trademark of her kind. Would you still eat her?
yes but not merry her!
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what if your girlfriend tanya has fakes boobs?
I knew sweety:$
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but i want carmenita :<
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Let's say when we have sex, you call me carmenita? :D
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lets say your girlfriend has a "i love gnajda" tatoo
she has a shaved head
nice =D
take examples from him, stuff like this :>
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lets say your girlfriend has third nipple
she has 2 anusses and no punani :<
would be kickass
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Only if u swung your foot upward
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tight²

fuck her in one ass, and when it's all wide 'n crappy, use the other one till the first has gone normal again!
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I like fanny, sorry.
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it's all the same, except butts are tighter X)
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U don't get sweet corn under your finger nail from poking a fanny, do you?!
And if tightness is your problem, i'd start looking at your own 'bits'.
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she has 3 boobs
she has a shaved eyebrown?
If your gilfriend wouldn't allow you to go to lan?
she looks just like your mother
If she doesn't want to give you a blowjob
thats not a defect :<
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hell yes it is
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yes it is, that's a serious malfunction
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Okok I have a new one!
What if your girlfriend was a jehovas witnesses would you still eat it and praise Jehova?
:DD brilliant, well played
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your cookies >:(
Lets say your girlfriend has an allergic reaction to jews.
eat her to death muhaha 8D
you are such a mug Gabt !
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You are such a jew Theodor !
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omg its 3 oc'lock !!! would you like a cup of tea Gabt? cup of teeeeeeeeeeea
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omg its 7pm oc'lock =OOO
hurry Gabt its tea+biscuit time
would you like cup of tea+biscuit
for the queen muhaha :D
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And, thats an English thing, high-tea, not Scottish.
If u want to slag me off, u need to say things like haggis eater, kilt wearer, etc.
Atleast be racist toward the nation properly, i had enough respect to call you a jew, like you are.
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haha =D
didnt know haggis eater have respect ;)
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xD, faggot
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How on earth can you eat this shit

image: Haggis

I mean, seriously :(


(inb4frogs)
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By putting it in my mouth.
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you owned him so hard =d
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random hot girl video is old but hawt!
What if she has some genital disease.. no eating there kthx
can any1 give me the youtubelink with the 2 girls dancing infront of the mirror. (first 1 then the 2nd not both at the same time...)
music is a lil bit like in that anima libera vid if i remember right =)
if she only has 1 real eye
=D
though one :< she is the most beautiful girl on Earth but have 1 glass eye, does it noticeable?
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wtf r u doing with the anima libera song.she's mine !! fu !:P
i decided to be her pimp so go away chikita !
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hahaha go away i warn u!i can be like rly rly mean watch out
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omg i hope you dont bite :)
nebu <3 !
im gonna stay awake till late cuz study, so i could use lesbian company like you ^_^
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omg ... i don't like girls...wtf i only apreciate her shaking ass skills at 00:40 <3 (+u have this link from me so u r a stealer :/)
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ok there is test to prove if you are not lesbian
watch this:
image: 4440
if you smile, then you are lesbian ! :D
edit: oops wrong gif :o
image: taimatt1de8
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i know this gif.old :P <3
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you laugh didnt you ^_^
i will have some company with a lesbian at night, does a single man can ask for more?!
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yes he can.(cu later 3on 3 atm)
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company with you? :O)
good luck, hope you lose xD
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omfg u don't want to know i was like rly lame.i was the engi who need to defuse @b4 the dinamite ...and i couldn't see the dinamite coz one medic from the opposite team was dead on it...was so lame omfg ...i was asking on vent where is it where is it and the only thing that they said was laughing ggs .i feel so retarded :D (and i blame u for bringing me bad luck)
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nebu i only understand this:
Quote by nebu<3Mushimushiomfg u don't want to know

i dont wanna know =D
tell me something more interesting like birth mark on the butt or favourit position =)
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the .gif is great, nao show me also some <3
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you know all!
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:D i don't rly but Thoedor is like stealing and stuff ... u know ...
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he's jew, you know. btw tell him not to be mad at me!
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i will tell him ,oh but he can see this :P.he can't be mad on you tbh \o/
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he is, because yesterday i told him something 'phunny' about him but he got offended and now he doesn't want to talk to me :Þ
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omg :o Cohen don;t be mad on him he is nice :)
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i'm a nice guy but still don't you think he acts like a baby? i mean he's 18 and i even wanted to say sorry but his attitude is still so negative.
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:( i donno what to tell ,even if i am a girl i can't convince him to forgive you ...u know :)
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tell him to grow up and change his fucking retarded attitude, because acting like selfish kid is wrong.
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this sounds childish also coz ... u know ... talking with me and he can read it xD.anyway i hope u can get threw this (i mean both ...lol what the hell i am talking about?:P)
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sure, but as you see he simply doesn't care :l
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stealing is such a hard word, i prefer borrow
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ye u borrow this for 5 min every day :>
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hey, it takes me minimum 30 minutes to cum :< not 5 !
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you know i dont care proving you this :)
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