Jerk off Issues

by _iNsAne_ • 9 Jun 2008, 21:04 • Journals
My girlfriend is mad at me cos I told her I watch porn and then jack off...
She's dissapointed in me blabla how can do this, don't I satisfy you blabla.
Now I wonder am I the only guy who jerks off at porn? I thought like 99% of the guys do this and is it also common that girls don't like the fact that their bf jerks off at porn. I need confirmation!!
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stKz 9 Jun 2008, 22:05
xDDD ur not alone, altho most dont call it jerk off :D
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_iNsAne_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:11
wanking, pull the firehose, you know what I mean
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stKz 9 Jun 2008, 22:12
pull the firehose XD whatever floats ur boat :P
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Panda 9 Jun 2008, 22:05
Just give her a dildo and tell her to shut the fuck up
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fryzer 9 Jun 2008, 22:06
HAHAHAHAH!§
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labroz 9 Jun 2008, 22:07
i have a girlfriend and no porn movies ^^
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mstk 9 Jun 2008, 22:16
no need, streaming sites are cool nowadays
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foonr 9 Jun 2008, 22:09
QuoteShe's dissapointed in me blabla how can do this, don't I satisfy you blabla.


you should say "no you dont" in a real suggestive way. that'll reverse the situation :o)
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_iNsAne_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:10
Na she's like' no seks for you mister until you learn to control yourself and stop watching porn' :<
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foonr 9 Jun 2008, 22:17
what a shit girlfriend
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_iNsAne_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:19
sex is good though, or was good:<
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foonr 9 Jun 2008, 22:19
if you need porn she's clearly not giving you enough
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_iNsAne_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:24
It's exams, that's like always studying->wank->studying->wank... there's nothing else to do
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SneeK_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:32
100% agree , i always hit my records during exams :D

my gf doesn't care though :)
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Panda 10 Jun 2008, 01:01
And I'm sure there are hundreds of other young teens in your area who are equally as h0t :{
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mstk 9 Jun 2008, 22:19
it should be a challenge for her to do better
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stKz 9 Jun 2008, 22:11
lol, are u a sex therapist?:D
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foonr 9 Jun 2008, 22:18
this is really simple stuff we're talking about here
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_iNsAne_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:09
I thought lol, it's not a big deal everyone does so I'll just be honest
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mstk 9 Jun 2008, 22:15
being honest is one of the worst things you can do. trust me, I'm always honest. I know it.
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INSTi 9 Jun 2008, 22:42
what kind of stuck up noobie girls are you fucking. Every chick with experience knows that guys are horny 24/7 and wank in their free time... They should be glad that you wank and don't have sex 10x a day :D
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Rickk 9 Jun 2008, 22:11
Bad girls deserve's a good licking
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ng 9 Jun 2008, 22:13
i agree!
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rebelii 9 Jun 2008, 22:15
Licking is for fags >:(
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2008, 22:13
you are rly stupid...
you dont jurk off when watching porn, you jurk off with your girlfriend when watching porn you twat !!!
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_iNsAne_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:13
you really think she's into porn?
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2008, 22:15
son...every girl is into porn...otherwise they wouldnot participate in it :P
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rebelii 9 Jun 2008, 22:16
I thought at the age of 18 you would know there IS a difference between Sex and Porn.

Right ?
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2008, 22:17
one more look, one more look !
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rebelii 9 Jun 2008, 22:20
IMO A girl can be into sex without really being into porn
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_iNsAne_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:18
agree, but she's just so damn stubborn, she's convinst that porn is for pathetic losers :<
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rebelii 9 Jun 2008, 22:21
Rent a tape or dl a kewl porn, watch it with her (convince her to watch it) and then hit her in the butt.

She'll understand !
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mstk 9 Jun 2008, 22:22
buttsex is for fags
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SneeK_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:34
WTF are you talking about , it is the holy grail of sex
i only had a zip of it :(
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seya 9 Jun 2008, 22:58
make a girl squirt thats da shit but buttsex is fine too
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laska 9 Jun 2008, 22:24
I said what in the butt
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stKz 9 Jun 2008, 22:13
fap? >:S
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stKz 9 Jun 2008, 22:15
xD oh, are u rly irish?:D
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foonr 9 Jun 2008, 22:17
*dr jan itor
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_iNsAne_ 9 Jun 2008, 22:21
be honest, can we all agree that we watch porn and then wank for 1 minute???
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mstk 9 Jun 2008, 22:23
collective wanking? :DDD no not here, go to 4chan then
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stKz 9 Jun 2008, 22:23
omgomgomg ur killerboy :x =D
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Thomm 9 Jun 2008, 22:30
Own hand is better since you never have to hear it´s whine if you have sex with your girlfriend instead of wanking.

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Sonight 9 Jun 2008, 23:24
::::D lol. That's 100 times better than the original..
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2008, 22:38
you dont have to tell me about it ;d
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cuttyP 9 Jun 2008, 22:45
my girlfriend does it as well, no big deal. When she tells you she doesn't masturbate she either lies or has a very sad life (being christian etc.)
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-Max- 9 Jun 2008, 22:59
"She's dissapointed in me blabla how can do this, don't I satisfy you blabla."

Just say "Actually I could use some more action."

Problem solved...
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Spree 9 Jun 2008, 23:07
Stfu big whinebaby, you shouldn't complaint, at least u have a gf :D

u wank and have a gf, I only wank :<
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pumu 9 Jun 2008, 23:18
i am sorry but u are alone
nobody is watching porn
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sinuss 9 Jun 2008, 23:57
2 bad i've lost a link to a site where it says that british scientist recently discovered that wanking 5 times a week for a man in his twenties only helps. Chances for having a prostate cancer 20 years later are decreased by 30% or smth like that.
Well I'm quite sure that even your girl masturbate. She is testing you probably :) Don't give up wanking :))

edit: damn, it shouldn't be a reply.
edit2: having a pervert girlfriend is just priceless :D
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OfficerCohen 9 Jun 2008, 23:28
believe me sometimes i get on the head cuz of that :<
but then i remember that i help others cuz of that !
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TeeZer 9 Jun 2008, 23:33
jerking of is natural man...so is porn ;)

tell her that she satysfies ur but some times u just need ur selfe :P
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sikota 9 Jun 2008, 23:33
they do the same, tell her that!
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Matias 9 Jun 2008, 23:36
ask her to watch porn together with you, it's awesome :-D
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